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<0> hehe, wizards
<1> this seems like a good place to start:
<1> http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=304348
<1> doesnt say what it does though
<1> MeshMan: I think wizards may be the way forward
<1> nope
<1> as the new prefix table isnt related to...anything
<1> well this ****s
<2> i dont click on %microsoft%
<2> ;)
<1> furry muff
<1> I VERY nearly got it with this crosstab table
<1> but the wizard was pants
<3> hi kan sum1 hook meh up wit sum uber hax cuz i want to hax sum1
<1> GOD DAMN I RAWK!!!!
<1> Guest5844: yeah - if you bend over real hard, and sacrifice some chickens, I'm sure satan will let you **** his cock
<1> oi!
<1> ztod and MeshMan - cross tab was the way forward
<0> =)
<1> I created a query that listed |man|prefix|count
<1> then used a crosstab to give what I needed
<1> but seriously - thaks for the advice pre-crosstab
<0> okies dude ;)
<4> hrm ...
<5> eh?
<4> nada ...
<5> yar!
<4> VS C# 2005 Express == ****ty Editor
<4> if the express edition is supposed to be like a demo of the VS studio ... then I'd never buy the damn thing ...
<4> 2005 Express ****s *** ... ****ty *** intellisense ... crappy *** inline syntax checking ...
<5> poor zoul_
<6> waaaaaaaa
<6> I want everything free to kick ***
<6> waaaaaaaa
<5> me too!
<5> dammit
<7> is it possible for mssql to return the day of the week numerically? eg, say i have a datetime field and i want just the numercial day of the week? i see how to get the test version, but not numerical.
<7> *text
<4> the test version?
<4> DayOfWeek ... datepart(dw, getdate())
<4> read the ****ing docs ...
<7> dude, i said, i know how to get the text version.
<7> i'm asking if its possible to get a numercial representation
<7> eg 0-6
<5> is monday 0 or is sunday 0?
<7> sunday is 0
<8> it can be whatever you want
<7> regardless, does anyone know if this is possible, i'm looknig at all the date/time functions on msdn and all i see is DATEPART which returns text.
<7> hrmf, nm
<7> i miss read
<9> anyone here use OLAP / MDX in MSSQL?
<5> MDX?
<9> Multi Dimensional eXpressions
<9> not Managed directX
<10> I used Managed DirectX in MSSQL. I get about 60 FPS when joining two tables together.
<9> heh
<4> Juggie: ... 'dayofweek' is a ****ing number
<4> read the god damn docs ... you stupid ****
<4> The weekday (dw) datepart returns a number that corresponds to the day of the week, for example: Sunday = 1, Saturday = 7. The number produced by the weekday datepart depends on the value set by SET DATEFIRST, which sets the first day of the week.
<10> I wish DATEPART allows you to specify DATEFIRST as a parameter so it could be called in a deterministic fashion
<4> heh
<4> I wish sql server did alot of things ...
<4> but it doesn't
<4> I've learned to deal with it
<4> you?
<4> :)
<10> Sure, but it doesn't mean that I'll stop bitching about it ;)
<6> so write a request to MS
<6> at least make your bitching useful
<11> i love oracles date functions =)
<12> hrm, I know there's no mysql discussed here, but I'm upsizing my msaccess backend to an opensource db and trying to get a handle on which db I should design for... any comments?
<12> interface would be via odbc for the windows client, and API/Python for other applications
<5> PostgreSQL for you boyo
<13> agreed
<10> Co: I do.
<14> I'm gonna bitch to MS about forwarding this ticket over to india
<14> and request someone that speaks english
<15> but you should write all of that in hindi
<5> damn strait
<6> heh
<14> i understand them you only have to pay them in livestock but still
<16> just be happy there is no tech support outsourcing to israel
<5> hah
<5> I work with a bunch of isreali's
<16> not only would they not help you, they'd say its your fault and what do you want them to do about it
<5> I can imagine isreali tech support... "my X is broken" "No, it's not! It's all your fault!"
<16> 'i cannot fix your problem until you not only condemn computer problems but also take action against those responsible for computer problems'
<5> those isrealis love to argue
<5> I swear they get orgasms from it
<16> maybe the men, israeli women don't get orgasms. at least not from israeli men.
<16> ba da bing!
<5> hah, that's harsh man
<16> ask any of them
<16> israeli men are crap in bed
<5> ok
<16> at least the ones i've had
<6> heh
<16> flailing arms is the key to any really good exit
<5> you got to hand it to the isreali's though... they've forever ended the myth that jews can't kick ***
<16> i was looking for something to send to my mom, a menorah, or candlesticks or something 'cultural', and i came up with a new slogan:
<16> 'you can have too many jews, but you can never have too much judaica'
<16> i should have been in marketing
<5> I don't get it
<16> jesus
<16> judaica refers to jewish cultural art and things
<6> heh
<5> um, ok
<16> how's this: 'you can too many gentiles, but you can never have too many mcdonalds'
<5> my computer is ****ed (damn WinXP)... I have to reboot
<16> that work for you?
<10> Ever feel like the entire company is trying to use just your brain? Like everyone calls you to figure out **** instead of trying to figure it out for themselves?
<6> thats everywhere I work
<6> I dont even know what I do sometimes
<16> no, since that would undermine their ability to criticize and ***ign blame for things they know **** about
<5> did I miss much?
<6> is it possible to miss much?
<16> CoJoNEsX showed us his penis sores
<16> so, no, not much
<5> hmm
<16> one might say you missed very 'little', rmah
<5> oooh
<16> they'll clear up man, just keep using that ointment that Halo_Four suggested
<5> hah
<16> i just deployed my fourth major revision of a ****ty app at cisco today. a definite milestone in my ability to lie on my resume
<5> haha
<5> you're working at cisco?
<16> we're contractors, but if my boss ever decides to be so much of a **** that may godlike patience can't even handle it, then yes, i may VERY WELL GO AND WORK THERE
<5> are you at the RTP offices in NC, by any chance?
<16> whats cool is that if you create a good tool thats used by even a portion of their employees, you could say 'you ever use xyz? i wrote that'
<5> what if they hate xyz?
<16> no, our offices are in san jose, one of my developers lives in raleigh though
<5> ok
<16> then i blame it on the guy in raleight
<5> hah
<16> -t
<16> no, its one of those third party contractor apps that is way better than their internal tools
<16> so, even if they hate it its better than the alternatives
<16> its win-win
<5> pity the poor souls at cisco
<5> anyone know what apocalypto is about?
<16> isn't that the arch nemesis of moleculo, THE MOLECULAR MAN
<2> maya
<5> no, it's something about the fall of the mayan empire, but without the conquistadors
<2> historical
<5> but I couldn't understand the plot...
<16> spoiler: they all die.
<2> yes
<5> haha
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