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<0> you can do it just like that Judge
<1> In transact-sql using PATINDEX, is there anyway I can use a starting offset to begin my search from like I can with CHARINDEX ?
<2> Thanks CoJoNEsX... I had a typo, of course...
<2> How do I get it to keep commas and such in the result though?
<2> Like if I add 300 and 900 and get 1,200... I need that comma in there and it's removing it... is that CAST or Convert related? Using MS-SQL server
<0> a number doesnt store/display the comma
<0> thats considered presentation :)
<2> Is there a way that I can make the SELECT statement return it in such a manner that it does?
<0> either format it in your app, or if you HAVE to have it in the sql, you would need to covert it to a varchar
<0> in oracle it would be to_char(total,999,999,999) if I rmemeber correctly
<0> dunno in mssql
<2> yeah, I found that while searching and then quickly learned that MSSQL doesn't have teh same function :(
<0> look into cast or convert options
<3> hi all
<3> question about MS SQL
<3> I can have multiple system/servers accessing a single SQL server, right?



<4> yeah
<3> what do you call each system?
<3> is it a database? a space? a schema?
<4> client?
<3> oh ok
<3> makes sense
<5> halo u there?
<6> SQL 2005: where can I specify ODBC as a datasource for importing data with SQL 2005/
<6> ?
<7> can anyone explain what the '@' does in MSSQL statement "SET @whatever = @@function" ? =)
<8> google "ms sql t-sql reference"
<8> it should take you to the msdn site with t-sql reference in ms sql
<7> =]
<9> or press F1 in query analyzer and look up variables, also look up set and global variables
<7> I see, it says it's a local variable
<7> thanx =)
<10> anybody alive
<10> i got a sql INNER JOIN problem, i have three tables, http://demo.promantix.com/sql.htm a quick text of the problem
<8> Drexxle use our paste site please
<11> is there an oracle function that will return the number of days (or the last day) in a given month?
<12> sql2k, can i reference another db from within a transaction? not looking to rollback the other, but its involved in a join i want within the transaction
<13> hi. is there a way to get NOW() in SQL QUERY?
<14> yes
<15> hey guys. I am trying to do a count on a table, with criteria. Its obviously not working
<15> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=177
<15> can anyone have a look at it for me?
<15> also in my conditions, is it possible to have a numeric wildcard instead of a alphanumeric one (*)
<16> count() returns a number why compare it to "AB*"
<15> doh
<15> yeah, course
<15> so if I want to produce a table that shows the results like:
<15> man | Count of AB* | Count of AC* | Count of AD*| etc...
<15> how would I go about that?
<16> select man, (select count from stuff where man = tbl.man and xxx like 'AB%') as count_ab, (select count from stuff where man = tbl.man and xxx like 'AC%') as count_ac, (select [...]) from tbl
<15> ahh yeah - course!
<16> you could also get a result like:
<15> ztod: do you know if there is a wildcard that is solely numeric, and not alphanumeric like "*" or "%"?
<16> 'man-x', 'ac', 678
<16> 'man-x', 'ab', 678897
<16> that means 3 rows for eahc man
<16> that could be done without subselects
<16> no i dont know
<16> maybe depends on your db
<15> nah - I'm producing a graphical report - and it needs to be in the correct form, otherwise the report goes pppfft
<16> ok, then that solution above is the only way i'd say
<15> ztod: as I'm doing subqueries I can put like a : Left(tbl_dealers.dlr_postcode,IIf(IsNumeric(Mid(tbl_dealers.dlr_postcode,2,1))=True,1,2))
<15> which will do pretty much what I was
<15> want
<15> ztod: thanks for your help!
<16> yep that should work
<16> no problem
<16> theres the _ wildcard too for use w/ LIKE btw, which is one character
<15> god damn it
<15> sod it - I'm using stored procedures.
<15> bloody access and stooooopid bloody syntex errors lies
<4> hehe
<4> whats it lieing about?
<15> seriously - its telling me tehre are too many parenthasis in my sql
<4> probably is then
<4> paste it



<15> took me AGES but I counted it through and there really are not
<15> I double tripple checked
<4> parser might be thrown out earlier on or smth.
<4> VBA never lies to me in all the years ive used it :P
<15> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=178
<4> oh god thats awful
<15> sush
<15> its not
<15> also - if I do get it to work its going to be EXACTLY 124 times worse
<15> except for taking the embedded "audi" and matching it to the grouped man_id
<4> (((((((((
<4> ))))))))
<4> thats what i get in notepad
<4> so your missing one somewhere
<15> weird, access tells me I got one too many
<4> one to manyy ('s
<15> you say I'm missing one
<4> or one less )'s ;)
<15> no - one too many ")"
<4> its either/or
<15> ::sigh:: back to the drawing board
<4> and since your nesting so much
<4> i dont want to pick my way through what its doing
<15> (and later more )
<4> cuz i just got up
<15> heh
<15> :( edit plus doesnt have a sql editor
<4> (((tbl_man.mnf_name)="audi") AND
<4> try shaving a '(' off here
<15> yeah I was looking at that bit
<4> i think it is there
<15> nope - needs that one
<4> hehe
<4> one sec
<4> i can paste it in an editor
<4> that tells me what they match up with
<15> col - which one is that
<15> now I have an extra ")"
<15> and I dont think I've removed two "("'s
<16> use some more indenting
<16> cant you do select count(*) from instead of count([select...])
<15> ARRRRGGHHH!
<15> now I sorted the parenthasis - its telling me theres a syntax err
<15> ztod: YOU told me to embedd
<4> this is the ugliest *** query i ever saw
<15> MeshMan: thanks :D
<15> like I said - its going to get EXACTLY 124 times worse
<15> unless there is a way to pivot a table with all the prefixes in, so I only need a table with all the prefixes
<15> and then do a left(bleh bleh bleh) compare with the post codes and the prefixes
<15> right - toooooo bored of this. going back to stored procedures methos
<15> *method
<15> also - MeshMan noone ever said coding had to be tidy
<4> yes they did :P
<4> the only thing thats allowed to be messy is
<4> 1) Your bedroom.
<4> 2) Art.
<4> and don't you dare say coding is art
<15> 3> ***
<15> hmmmmm messy ***
<15> ::droooooooowl::
<4> heh
<16> matty: http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=179
<4> thats mine loos like now ztod
<16> indenting + nice formatting is good practice
<16> yxou had a ( too much after the where
<15> guys - unless I can take a table of prefixes and do it that way - I'm just going to do it on stored procedures.
<15> mostly because I know it will work
<4> why dont you just do a few sub-queries
<4> or a view
<15> whats a cross tab
<15> can I use that?
<16> never heard that
<4> hehe, wizards


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