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<0> they have triggers and SP
<1> there ya go then
<0> MySQL5 is a m***ive change
<1> just dont' try to get the number of hours difference between two dates and you'll be ok
<0> its what winXP is to 98
<0> hehe
<1> glad to hear it, will have to look at it again now that it ****s less
<0> i was just typing: i think it may be worth another look
<0> but i'm no expert
<0> its just when u finally move to a dedicated environment and have to pay for everything on your own
<0> mysql's shortcoming seem much smaller next to a 10K MSSQL sticker
<1> does it support clustering?
<1> and mssql isn't ten grand
<1> anyway, its a technology choice. these conversations are the IE vs NS and Windows vs Mac debates of the late 90's
<1> which got old quickly
<0> also similar to PHP vs. ASP vs. Coldfusion



<1> yes
<0> at the end of the day they're all pretty much the same - i respect linux/mac even tho i'm a windows user, I respect PHP ASP even tho i prefer CF - but IE still ****s balls
<1> balls ****ed by 90% of all users apparently
<0> lotta ball ****ers out there
<1> many in here too
<0> hehe
<0> i've been watching this show 'dead zone' and no-one seems to have heard of it - just wandering if u have
<1> sure, was on in the states
<1> don't know if they still make them
<0> damn, finally someone's heard of it
<1> based on the movie dead zone with christopher walken from several years ago
<1> sure, its a stephen king novel
<0> oh, and u turn out to be an expert
<0> i just started the stephen king movie right now
<0> 1983 is damn old
<1> the movie was good
<1> the tv show less so imo but they have to be original every week, whereas the movie only had to tell the story once
<0> do u use a scripting language df?
<1> i'm a cf developer if thats what you're asking
<1> brb
<0> cool, we're a rare breed, u using cfmx7 and such
<1> mix of 6 and 7
<0> MSSQL - how do i continue this to delete all records before 2006: where logindate <
<1> not enough information Baz_
<0> its ok i got it: where logindate < '01 jan 2006'
<0> or < '20060101'
<0> or year(logindate) < 2006
<0> and finally < '2006-01-01'
<2> mornin
<3> afternoon
<2> night
<3> um ok
<3> http://cyberfight.ru/offline/gallery/737/22666/
<3> no32 in the world
<3> q4
<3> :/
<4> im happy
<4> :o)
<2> voidzilah: whats that?
<3> number 32
<3> in the world
<3> at Quake four
<3> yes.
<3> it's a girl
<3> :/
<3> and not a bad looking one either
<4> indeed she be hottness
<3> dunno bout number 32 tho
<3> someone said she was - but i dont see it
<3> still - she's a pretty girl that plays quake 4
<4> im gonna go send my bro gay porn then smack him upside the head:)
<5> hello, does anyone have experience with mssql injection?
<6> Borgon : yes
<5> can i pm you?
<6> no
<5> heheok
<5> talk here
<3> lol
<5> well am reading some papers and trying to produce a poc following cesars paper "manipulation sql injection"
<5> anyways it talks about replicating a dbase using openrowset, inorder to do this, the database must have same struct
<5> with me so far?



<1> it also must support openrowset
<6> Borgon : just ask your damned question
<6> Borgon : use the paste site if you feel the need to tell a story
<1> yes, get to the point, trying to determine whether you'll be kickbanned or not, the suspense is killing me
<5> ok k
<5> second
<3> he he
<3> *crosses fingers*
<5> *uses paste bin
<6> *gets bored
<1> *uselessly describes own actions
<6> lynx is best for a link that doesn't exist - it renders it far faster...
<1> no control over styling though
<1> what if i wanted to see the missing code in a different font?
<6> try squinting
<1> regardless, for as long as its taking for this sql injection story to unravel, he could just go legit and get a real job
<5> question: after executing the above queires, is table1 with fields suppose to be autocreated or do i have to make the tables and field manually?
<5> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=491
<6> Borgon : what above queries?
<1> dude, you have balls or you're just stupid
<1> leaning towards the second option
<3> kickbanrape
<5> hehe
<1> you have a ****ing GUIDELINE you're using, yet you felt it necessary to ask a room of legitimate developers for help in doing this
<5> GuntherX: in the paste bin, if i paste here ill get banned, i already feel it comin
<1> trust your feelings, luke
<1> ba da bing!
<3> lol
<1> the force is strong with you
<3> roflmao
<7> bye
<7> what a dumb ****er
<1> uid=sa;pwd=hack3r
<3> sigh
<3> why does shipping take so long
<6> 'cos ships are big and slow
<3> but i only want my mouse
<3> they can throw it across the ocean already
<8> Execution of user code in the .NET Framework is disabled. Enable "clr enabled" configuration option.
<6> mod_tom : did i miss a memo, is it random-unrelated-statement day again?
<8> :)
<8> sorry.
<1> i thought that was after yom kippur
<8> I seem to have trouble finding where the clr enabled option is in sql server 2005
<6> you seem to have troble reading the documentation also
<8> yeah sorry about that
<8> it was quite clear in the doco
<6> mod_tom : really? who'd have thought it?
<6> NewsFlash! Documentation helps idiot solve problem! Film at 11!
<6> brb - time to config my new switch
<8> then what is the purpose of this channel ?
<9> To generate a genuine interest in anal intercourse.
<8> right sounds about right
<8> night guys
<6> back
<10> Can anyone point a new SQL user to a good site or book that for Microsoft SQL admin? Im looking for the basic stuff to start with like commands, and how to change user p***words etc?
<11> books online?
<10> site etc
<10> or name of good book to buy
<11> 15:26.38 -NyQuil- 4) If we say RTFM, its because you should. For MSSQL check Books Online. Enjoy Your Stay.
<6> www.microsoft.com/sql
<1> www.sqlzoo.net
<6> msdn.microsoft.com
<10> Im sorry Im was asking for recommandations besides M$ book like the Manasi series for 2003 Serve etc. They seem to flow and are easier to undersatand than the Microsoft Books
<12> @ bol
<13> bol = Books Online http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?familyid=a6f79cb1-a420-445f-8a4b-bd77a7da194b&displaylang=en#filelist ;Start - Programs - Microsoft SQL Server - Books Online http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/startsql/portal_7ap1.asp
<0> so i forgot my local MS-SQL db server p***word - what can i do to delete it or even just create a new one?
<12> talk to your dba
<0> its on my local machine


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