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<0> its on my local machine
<0> just a test server
<0> i dont mind killing it even
<0> there is no sensitive data
<0> i just want to start a new server instance
<0> and i'm surprised that i'm having so much difficulty doing that
<1> you must have skipped that section when you were reading the docs
<0> i searched google, couldn't find it, i looked thriough every portion of Sql Server Management Studio, couldn't find anything
<0> something like this should be intuitively available
<0> and i asked in 2 different irc chans and no-one knows
<0> i'm also logged in as admin on the server\
<0> i wield all the power
<2> SQL Server Setup failed to obtain system account information for the ASPNET account. To proceed, reinstall the .NET Framework, and then run SQL Server Setup again. :-((
<2> It's about Microsoft SQL Server
<0> ooof, that was close, u almost got kicked there
<2> Any solutions for my problem ?>



<3> yup
<3> easy one
<3> "reinstall the .NET Framework, and then run SQL Server Setup again."
<2> :-))
<3> thanks for the question - now, on with the count-down!
<2> My VS 2005 depends on it, and .NET Framework camed with VS
<3> 'camed'?
<2> I don't think is a problem with my .NET Framework
<0> can i copy a DB from MSSQL2000 to MSSQL2005?
<3> is iis correctly installed?
<3> Baz_ : yes, if you like
<0> thank u
<4> In sql2k is it possible to take a production database and force it in to recovery mode so that you can restore t-logs to it?
<4> I didnt think it was possible, but you would imagine that it is probably just a couple of database flags
<5> why do u want to do that?
<4> in a scenerio where the primary site went down, secondary came up, primary came up and now you need to take the secondarys logs and apply them to the primary to get it synced.
<4> make sense?
<4> otherwise you have to backup the db at the seconday site, ship it over to the primary site, then restore it in a recovery mode, then apply the logs to it, then bring it live
<5> are they linked servers
<4> no
<4> could be but no
<4> just working with log shipping principles here
<5> oh
<5> they probably are
<5> thats the only reason u'd do that i think
<5> thank god i've never had to
<5> and who ****ing ships a file
<4> lots of people use log shipping
<5> ok. im gonna go down to the post office and ask them to "ship" a CD to our australian branch
<5> sure
<5> this whole thing seems far to complicated
<4> hahaha
<4> ship is a term, its not for real
<4> when i say ship, i mean copy a file
<5> yup - but i always laugh at people that "ship" stuff
<5> it just sounds cool
<5> but it makes no actual sense
<5> in fact wait
<5> it doesnt even sound cool
<4> "log shipping"
<5> it sounds antiquated
<5> ok
<5> back to the problem now
<5> hmm
<5> i might sound retarded here, but i've never had the need to restore transaction logs
<6> you sounded retarded before, if thats any help
<5> :/
<7> haha
<5> nope
<6> 'log shipping' refers to a technique for 'replicating' databases
<5> its no help
<6> not so much a catch phrase
<5> reallly?
<6> yes
<5> u so smart
<5> omfg
<5> i wish i knew that before
<6> i'm the anti-retard
<5> cos then i'd be cool like u
<5> roflmao
<6> you can be, with my twelve step online course



<5> nah - i'm not cool enough to even take it
<5> maybe u can help Rizard?
<5> u seem pretty leet
<5> i mean u know what "log shipping" refers to
<6> only cause thats all he ever talks about man
<5> he?
<5> Rizard?
<6> the very same
<5> again. who ****ing sends logs around
<5> i've never seen it in practice
<6> look up 'log shipping' in books online for sqlserver
<5> u build a grid server and it runs
<5> its that simple
<6> afaik, most of the third party replication/mirroring software you can buy simply automate the log shipping process
<5> sql handles the replication **** afiak
<6> not the same thing
<5> the last one I set up did all of that for me
<5> well heres an idea
<5> build a grid server
<6> i've never ****ed with log shipping, so i don't really know
<5> and run sql server on it
<6> whats a grid server
<5> lol
<5> funny
<6> seriously
<5> ha ha
<6> ...okay
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<6> friend of yours voidzilah?
<9> hehe
<5> i wish
<5> im not cool enough
<9> someone suggest a drop table to him? ;P
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<5> OMFG
<5> **** OFF
<5> eyes
<5> blind
<6> hairy palms too, no doubt
<5> ban it
<5> hairy palms?
<6> yes?
<5> u got hairy palms dfworking?
<5> wtf?
<5> roflmao
<6> LOL YOU GOT ME THERE MAN, OH HO HO HO, I REALLY SET MYSELF UP FOR THAT ONE, OH MAAAAAN
<5> :/
<5> ok
<6> only my wife can 0wn me
<7> I just started learning mySQL the other night...it doesnt seem that hard...does it get much more complicated?
<10> yes
<10> Your first mistake is learning mySQL
<7> why would you say somethin like that man
<3> because it's true
<7> explain, why is it a mistake to learn mysql
<5> its a mistake if u want to use it to do real stuff
<5> welll
<7> you guys suggest something like postgres or oracle ?
<5> apparent v5 is pretty powerful
<5> mssql ftw
<7> yea thats what im learning
<5> then v5 is ok-ish. finally supports stored procs
<7> im learning it for the purpose of putting up a db of my storefront
<7> so im gonna have to use that combined with php right ?
<7> or asp.net
<5> or jsp
<5> or cgi
<11> shell script cgi! :)
<5> or .dll (isapi)
<5> :P
<5> jsp and php is generally best imho - server hosting in combination with myssql is pretty cheap


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