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<1> ./nick newbie. why doesnt my asp.net page work on my friends linux box with mysql?
<2> this channel has nothing to do with what you're asking Jarett_
<1> thank you mr obvious with no sense of humor
<3> heheh Darken| you dumb***
<4> Jarett_
<4> how goes it
<1> good
<4> todays just one of those days I don't feel like working
<4> I call them weekdays.
<1> i spent 3/4 the day at a vmware conference and the rest in a meeting. and tommorrow im working from home.
<1> whoo hoo
<4> going over esx?
<4> One of my sources is trying to get us into virtualization... however the idea of one server hosting multiple v-servers makes me a bit nervious
<1> just a general user group meeting
<1> ill stick with gsx



<1> you can vmotion all VMs from one esx server to another
<1> and esx 3.0 can do snapshoting so recovery is quick. its just to expensive for my needs
<4> what if the server goes down
<4> suddenly x amount of virtual servers are down as well, and your situation would have been less severe if you weren't virtualizing your ****
<1> you usually get a more reliable system when you scale that large
<1> san + ffault tolerant box
<1> what if the san running all your physical servers went down? just as bad
<4> we don't have a san :)
<1> 95% of banks use mainframes and run many many many many many apps and virtual instances on that
<1> what if it went down?
<4> I see your point though.
<4> so we should get a dl 580 and soup that bitch up eh :P
<1> i have a limited amount of power. 18kVa to my UPS and a limited amount of generator 35kva
<1> my ups is maxed... i either upgrade it to a 40kva for 40-50K$
<1> and risk overloading the generator
<4> jesus christ!
<1> and need to replace that too for 20-25k$
<4> does that ups give you blowjobs at least?
<1> or I remove 1 dozen sun e220 and 450. and 1 dozen sun u30/60 clones, and 8-10 intel (p400-650) test/dev systems
<1> and replace it with 2 new Sun opteron 2100 and 4200 and a small disk array
<1> and virtualize 10-16 systems total on the 2
<1> cutting out 20% total power load
<1> the 2 new servers cost about 20k$... so higher utilization, higher total # of available "servers" to the developers, easier administration, and power savings
<1> not bad for $1400/ea gsx license
<1> i would go ESX but it doesnt fit all my needs yet
<1> a good 40kva rack and 3-4 minutes of runtime batteries is the size of a full rack
<1> s/40kva ups
<4> hmmm
<4> that my good man is some high end ****
<4> how much revenue does your company pull in yearly
<1> not enough :P
<4> oh come on, ball park it for me
<1> they went way too long without upgrading anything
<1> a few million
<4> !?
<1> but thats not very much with 65-70 employees
<4> ok if you seriously are pulling in only "a few million" it sounds like you guys have a pretty good setup
<1> and things like 50k$ annual oracle support fees, and 12k$ for cisco
<4> (the dollar sign goes before the number)
<4> ;)
<1> not when im typing
<1> 100k$ for a conference (which i think marketing and sales wastes)
<4> I think you're understating your revenue
<4> you don't know it right? it's ok to admit that
<1> not at all
<1> plus most goes to the investors
<1> ill be lucky to get 180k$ for upgrades and new licenses this year. and 90-120k$ of that needs to goto an oracle enterprise upgrade
<4> hmm I thought I heard you mention somewhere that you manage a few hundred servers
<1> its about 70 now
<1> hoping to be 45-50 by march
<4> what services does your company provide
<4> or products
<1> but the total server + virtualized servers will be over 100 im thinking
<1> weather data + retail/energy stuff
<4> sounds like a fun IT enviroment
<1> i do everything but the windows side (which i get ****ered into helping- esp the sqlserver)
<1> lotus/PDC/BDC/printserver are another dude
<1> nothing of any greater importance should be allowed on windows in a datacenter
<4> I do everything infrastructure wise, but our IT system is much less complex.
<1> i look back on crap i used to do and laugh at how worried i used to be :P
<4> everything besides our ISP managed VPN links between buildings anyway



<1> most of the other people at the vmware ug have like 120K$ servers they are running it on
<1> J&J is running 85 ESX servers
<5> Can you use a single quote inside of a string variable? for example I need "Can't" in the string, but cannot use this syntax <Group = 'Can't'>?
<5> how do I put the quote in so it goes into the database along with the word?
<6> ''
<6> such as @Paramater = 'Can''t'
<5> that will put a ' in the word?
<6> Yes
<6> Try this
<6> SELECT 'Can''t'
<6> result should be "Can't"
<5> cool, ok, cause I'm trying to search a sting that is being inserted into a variable for any instances of ', and if there is one, I want to make it formatted correctly to be put into the database
<7> Bind to parameters
<7> Then you'll never have to build SQL strings and have to worry about escaping the right characters
<6> Thats probably the best way, of course you can format your sql too but that leads to possible sql injection which can be very bad for you
<5> yea....it's coming from a webpage form so *shrugs* I figured the easiest way is to check the string for any instances of a single quote and just interject whatever I needed to to make it right
<7> The origin is irrelevant.
<5> hmm, what do you mean by binding to a parameter then?
<8> lots more code ;)
<5> haha
<5> gotcha :-p I'll keep it simple for now rather than scratching my whole code
<5> thanks for the answer guys
<9> I'm ***igning default values to my SP parameters..e.g. @param_Name NVarChar(255) = NULL, ...just incase those parameter values never get set in my code...but I still get an error saying "Stored Procedure expects paramter @param_Name"....What else might cause that eerror?
<10> does anybody know if its possible with a OleDbDataReader in asp.net to jump forward a certain amount of records without creating a OleDbDataReader.Read() inside a loop
<11> yeah that sounds like sql
<12> =\
<9> why jump?
<9> you can use SqlDataAdapter and the Fill method that takes 2 params
<9> int startRecord, intMaxRecords
<7> heh
<10> I dont wont to fill a dataset which is what SqlDataAdapter is for
<7> datareaders have no concept of position. They are firehose cursors
<10> i know just worndered if it has a methosd or somthing that would make it jump forward a predefined amount i can do it with a loop but was just trying to avoid the time penalty
<10> of multiple reads
<9> Whats the big picture?
<7> any such method would have to read ahead individual records anyway so you would gain nothing
<10> im experamenting with the new generics system in asp.net 2.0 but im not happy with the way they are reading all records into an array no matter how clever its cool for small tables but what if your table contains millions of rows
<10> you whould be creating a huge arrey for no reason
<13> hi
<13> I am using MSSQL.. I am trying to figure out why I can not get any new subscriptions to run in reporting services.. All of my existings one run great. I am setting up my sew subscription the same way as the old ones. Does anyone have any ideas?
<13> The status just stays at "New Subscription". I made a test schedule
<13> that runs every 5 minutes.
<14> ban him :)
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<2> wtf
<2> got bots with anti join flood?
<7> hm, I wonder what the FIOS service is like.
<2> it is a bliss
<11> it was spaced out too much to hit the join flood
<16> How would I go about returning query that showed me which ORDERs have completed all their TRANSACTIONs? In other words, an ORDER may have many TRANSACTIONs and the value of TRANSACTION.COMPLETE may be 1 or 0. I would like a query of all ORDERs who have COMPLETE=TRUE for all TRANSACTIONNs... any ides?
<16> (MySQL 5.0)
<16> what does RTFM mean?
<16> oh, read the fukin manual
<16> anyone here?
<2> lol
<2> BazBaz_ read the topic
<2> read on the select statement
<2> and the where clause
<16> the question is actually DB inspecific
<16> more of a logic thing
<2> refer to the last 2 lines i said
<2> got the answer?
<2> "no i didnt look"
<16> the answer is "read on the select statement and the where clause"? What does that mean?
<2> www.dictionary.com
<2> look up every word in those 2 statements
<2> try to depict the meaning I am trying to give you
<2> it's pretty literal
<2> i'm giving you locations to RTFM
<2> and learn what you must know
<16> Darken|, its clear that you lurk here all day to stroke your fragile ego about actually being better than someone at something... But be warned that your attitude will doom you to a life of mediocraty. Try helping people out instead of making it your life's goal to point out their short comings...
<2> BazBaz_
<2> watch what you say


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