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<0> lol
<0> do i download the client or database one? client right?
<1> ? seems like you'd need the server, no?
<2> oracle express
<2> thats it
<0> alright
<1> oh.. hehe im No help..
<0> well either way it take sme to the page like 9i did and now ihave to fill in all this info.
<0> since i do not have an account
<2> you lazy
<0> got it, could only find the beta express version
<0> lol i'm on oracles site 10g section they only show 1 express version
<0> and it's beta
<2> thats it
<0> well installing it now :)
<3> ...



<0> how long does it usually take to install oracle?
<2> it used to take over a week to install oracle apps
<2> quit whining
<0> i'm not
<0> i'm just wondering
<0> since i don't know as much as you guys.
<0> like when i first installed microsoft visual studio . net
<0> i didn't knwo it would take 2 hours
<0> that's even more than installing windows.
<4> igbeserk: if you've never done it before ... hours ... maybe even days
<4> it's not just a simple 'run setup.exe and let it go' process ...
<2> actally it is now
<2> installing oracle is very idiot friendly since we get ALOT of idiots in #oracle
<4> oh, they changed it?
<0> thanks for clearing that up, it was just a wonder. i'm not complaining or whining about it.
<0> just wanted to make sure, thought it might have frozen on me.
<5> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=167
<5> I need to join to another database/table .. here's what I have so far?
<6> I don't know, is it?
<5> is it what?
<6> you asked a question
<6> " here's what I have so far?"
<5> yeah this is what I have so far, but isn't working, am I missing something?
<6> first you were asking, now you are stating that is what you have
<6> which is it
<6> besides that statement which you incorrectly marked as a question
<5> wtf
<6> what is your problem, I see no other question
<6> wtf = <5> I need to join to another database/table .. here's what I have so far? <== this is not a question, do not put a question mark as the meaning changes
<6> that's all I'm saying
<5> i'm sure you understand what i'm getting at, you're not a complete retard if you can correct me on my grammar.
<5> so why bother speaking if you dont wish to ***ist?
<6> im beyond a complete retard
<6> which is why I help lesser people
<6> share knowledge..
<5> yeah you're a God!
<6> if you wish to worship me, sure
<6> let me know when you want to ask a question, and not give a statement where a question is meant
<6> and give a question where a statement is meant
<5> i'd rather die than receive help from you.
<6> thanks for coming, bye
<0> i cancelled it, i'll just run it before i go to sleep.
<0> be right back
<7> can someone please take a look at http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=169 thanks
<8> so i ran a complete backup, ran a shrink... and nothin's happenning
<8> and what bugs me most, is that DB properties say it's only got 150mb free (stupid logs filled to 17gb)
<6> did you do a complete backup?
<6> or simple
<9> hello
<8> Darken: wizard's complete backup
<9> does anyone know how to get the return value of insert command in a stored procedure using ms sql server 2000
<6> yes
<8> i DIDN'T choose "backup: logs", but rather "backup: complete"
<8> (or full backup or whatever)
<6> MasterX did you check msdn?
<9> Darken|:how do i do it
<9> i am check but so far i don't see anything
<6> MasterX: did you... try reading the part on "insert" ?
<6> @@rowcount
<9> let me check that
<6> read the docs next time please



<9> another question, i know in postgresql you have data type called serial that automaticaly icrements data in a column. how do i have a auto column in sql server 2000
<0> hmmm
<0> well i had to cancel it, seemed to have froze which it did...
<0> cleaned up my pc a bit, then turned it off for a little while turned it back on, and the program is installed.
<0> i clicked a few things and they all seem to work.
<0> oracle 10g express beta
<10> ok, so we've just finished setting a test for our new SQL employees
<10> but I'd like to run it past everyone to see if it's overly complex
<10> or if general sql admins would be able to solve it
<10> anyone keen to participate in prV?
<10> ...
<10> oh, it's MS SQL 2k btw
<10> but some of the questions we've formed involved migrations from 6.5/7 or version switching between 6.5/7/2k
<10> that sorta thing
<11> maryjane channel
<12> thats the one right below #loser when you /list
<9> helo
<9> how do i have a auto column in sql server 2000
<12> int identity
<9> is it possible to create a (int) variable in the sql server that can be incremented added to and also available to all sessions
<13> What's Up guys, the new sql server 2005 - does it allow whole xml documents to be stored or is it only data type relating to elements ? I know this is the case in 2000 but hoping 2005 has a bit more to offer
<14> I'm trying to execute a count in thunderbird but its throwing errors
<14> select count(htrx_trx_date) from htrxtbl where htrx_trx_date
<14> I can't see anything wrong with this syntax. could anyone help me out
<14> whops forgot the date
<14> select count(htrx_trx_date) from htrxtbl where htrx_trx_date = '2005-12-5'
<15> anyone wanna buy any sun sparc based rackmount clones? cheap :P
<15> in the philly area... i can part with a few super cheap if its local pickup
<12> do they come preinstalled with counter-strike server?
<15> nope, but i may preinstall solaris 10 ;)
<12> you know i tried installing solaris on my pc with latest vmware and couldn't get the mother ****ing network connection going
<12> solaris install has to be the worst one i've ever seen
<12> ever
<15> its awesome
<15> quick, and easy
<12> blah
<12> i love the java desktop
<12> looks bitchin
<15> i hate it
<12> heh
<15> i use gnome or disable it entirely
<12> soul mates
<12> you have to BE the system admin to install the ****ing thing
<15> you need console access if you arent you shouldnt be installing it :P
<15> but you can install by doing nothing but clicking next
<12> well, vmware doesn't have a native support for solaris 10
<12> so there are no magic mouse clicks to get through the nic setup
<15> which vmware? i installed it with GSX and i think the latest workstation
<12> vmware workstation, latest
<12> on a x86
<12> i know **** about solaris
<15> see you shold buy one of these sparcs to be able to try out solaris 10
<12> yes, that should make my computing experience complete.
<15> im deracking like 10 of them today
<16> i got solaris10 on x86 and the install was really nice, comparible to any windows setup
<16> very identical to fedora core and suse
<16> thought it didnt do the network parts auto, i had to provide it with the necessary info
<15> i love what sun is doing with dtrace and zones
<15> but i am going the vmware gsx route for virtualizing linux boxes since i dont feel xen or uml linux virtualization is close to ready for my needs
<16> i wonder if sun is going to make java open source like it is doing with solaris
<16> i might remove java desktop, though its looking nice, its slow as hell :-(
<17> solaris 10 look kinda cool, but I could run it on an intel box too if I really wanted to :)
<16> i think its faster on a sparc
<17> No idea, I've never benched it. Although I think its probably telling that the new webserver in this cluster is Solaris x86 and the shell sever is Solaris Sparc
<15> faster on an opteron :P
<15> but each is faster than sol 9 based on how they redid networking
<17> Yeah, the new websever is sol 10. The shell machine is still sol 9.
<16> oh really, coz i got an opteron and i find it to be a big slow
<16> must be the java desktop
<16> bit* slow
<15> kal-EL_ turn off the desktop and use solaris how it should be :P
<16> hehe


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