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<0> you want a website writing now too?
<1> xHan, 100$ and ill convert it to an access db for you ;)
<2> since you already have your mysql servers running, why not?
<0> give me a reason to?
<3> I don't, I don't use mysql
<1> read the topic. we done like mysql here
<0> 1 minute is somewhat optimistic btw
<2> jarett, donate 100$ to this free irc network, i'll send 100$ over right now
<1> ill donate it to a missions organization
<2> if you thnk people will do anything for money, this irc service would not be here
<3> oh, people will do anything for free
<3> but they're not online right now
<0> well thats flawed logic actually
<1> efnet isnt free. its ran by major corporations.. and government funded schools
<2> **** missions i'm an atheist :)
<3> no, you're not
<1> people pay for it in taxes and purchases and advertising
<3> you're an atheist who doesn't know the first thing about databases and sql
<0> you should start believing. youre gonna need a miracle to get anything out of that script
<3> and somehow that has become our problem
<2> you got that right, and i just happen to cross path with sql
<0> so, how can we resolve this do you think?
<0> maybe by you going away and never coming back?
<2> make it into an access database and i'll sing my praises
<1> ohh well im taking a shower. if you aere interested in getting that converted to access so its easy to use... paypal@uglyduck.com 100$
<1> you have 20 minutes
<1> think about it
<1> =)
<1> heh
<1> or just ask the dude who made it what you should do.
<2> so carpathia, maybe you could help?
<4> xHan: Maybe you should try, oh, I dunno, #mysql for mysql specific questions, like setting it up.
<0> sorry, i dont actually know sql. i just sit around throwing cheap insults at ppl
<4> Just a random shot in the dark.
<4> Also - be less stupid.
<2> seeing that you have voice here, you must be the helpful person in here, com'on carpathia ;)
<0> you need a mysql client
<0> well you dont, but its probably easier to get a gui one
<2> yes, i have that, but mine is asking me for a non-existent p***word
<0> paste script into client, hit the big red button that says 'DO SOMETHING'
<0> and hey presto, one database
<5> did someone say the curse word?
<4> xHan: I wasn't kidding about #mysql, btw.
<2> i'm really not looking forward to read database 101
<2> dark angele: okay. received.
<2> carpathia, maybe you could tell me how to fix the p***word problem and tell me about the magic script that i'll be pasting ;D
<4> sigh.
<3> just kick him
<0> i could, but id have to ban you
<3> he doesn't understand
<4> You know why efnet people have attitude? Because idiots like you ask stupid channels in the wrong gd channels.
<2> you wanna direct me to another channel then?
<0> its not the asking thats the problem, its the pure bullheaded ignorance
<0> most ppl say 'k, sorry, then **** off
<4> I'm pretty sure I ALREADY DID.
<4> TWICE.
<0> most ppl say 'k, sorry', then **** off
<5> xHan:: try "/quit" or "/join #mysql"
<2> yeah, i'm dumb, for god's sake i don't know jack bout no database, if i do i won't be here
<0> so by that logic we dont either
<0> so we cant help, goodbye
<2> but **** you lvk you norweigan ****
<5> lol
<0> aha
<2> what the **** did i do to deserve a ban?
<0> now were getting to business
<2> i'm just asking a question and you openly insult me
<2> **** you norweigans
<3> ok, give me your email address then
<0> and us brits
<5> xHan:: at least, read the Manual that is displayed when you join the channel
<5> or topic
<3> seriously, give me your email address
<2> okay i'm looking at the topic
<5> oh..
<5> i see something coming
<0> hurry up and priv msg LVK, before you forget his nick
<2> okay, there's something about no mysql.. but i was directed to mysql by one of yours
<3> give me your email address, I won't ask you again
<4> Because that would be the freaking place to ask mysql questions since you can't here.
<4> I was trying to be nice, but you're too damn dense and stupid to go.
<2> lvk? you talking to me?
<3> yes
<3> xHan: give me your email address
<3> final call
<4> People like that sometimes make me wonder why I bother with irc.
<5> Drk`Angel:: it's all part of the fun
<0> its amazing how ppl can be so dumb
<0> truly amazing
<5> tell that to xHan's mom
<4> I mean, hell, I told him 2 or 3 times where to go ask his question, but he just kept plowing right along.
<4> I don't bother with #mysql any more since one of the ops gave me **** for pointing out to someone that the answer to their question was the first hit on google and that they were obviouslly too lazy and dumb to be programming.
<5> let me try #mysql
<5> i have never been there before
<5> :)
<5> wth, everyone has voices except me
<5> i see.. :)
<6> ****inA my kung-f00 kicks ***
<6> dynamic restore script tied in with sqlcmd...
<6> now the monkeyboy develoeprs have a process to do unit testing...
<6> hrmp, variable p***ing through sqlcmd is inconsistent though
<7> cause you're incompetent :)
<6> works proper if i set my vars in the enviroment
<6> but if i try to p*** them through the -v switch i dont work right.
<6> err, it dont.
<6> im working fine, shaddap quant. ;p
<7> halo you there?
<0> halo, yes i am !
<7> yo
<7> what's the easiest way to get Hour from DateTime in AM/PM instead of Military
<6> convert
<7> whatzzz?
<7> drhyde: .net question, sorry
<6> heh
<3> you mean 1-24 --> 1-12 + AM/PM ?
<3> sorry
<3> 0-23 --> 0-12 + AM/PM
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