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<0> this should stop the high level of stupidity, we hope
<1> for the f ucking retards
<1> who can't read
<1> and went thorugh school without reading comprehesion
<1> the sections will be in bold
<2> jeez
<0> they will get +v once they answer the bot's question
<1> *** NyQuil has changed the topic on #sql to "http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/ || No MySQL/Homework || useless info here"
<1> <2> mysql
<2> i thought that meant mysql related, not SQL related
<1> now with those 3 words highlighted - do you think that your brain is capable of comprehending ?
<2> you can still use sql without mysql
<1> no
<1> yopui cant
<1> because if you knew anything about most mysql
<1> its syntax, and its features are nothing like most semi-ansi compliant sql
<1> especailly anyhthing circa 2004
<1> which most people are using
<2> gotcha... well then looks like i do have a lot of reading to do ;-)
<2> sorry
<3> no, just go to #mysql
<2> k... haha
<2> sorry about that guys...
<4> he doesn't sound like "mysql RULES!!" kind-of-guy
<1> he sounded
<0> i say he waits 20 minutes in #mysql before leaving
<1> like a complete utter idiot :)
<1> whichis what a greater portion of mysql's users are in one way or another :)
<3> meaning,?
<1> kekkeke
<0> it is easier to count those who aren't idiots than those who are idiots who use mysql
<4> so we must thank those idiots
<0> no
<0> we don't like them chen`chen
<3> it's kind of funny that, when i went to #mysql, MySQL questions only... hmm.. i wonder why
<0> because they don't know ansi sql
<4> lol
<0> nor can they understand what the word integrity means
<3> so people must be asking questions like, "PHPMyAdmin doesn't work help me!"
<4> well, except innodb users
<1> heh
<1> or php idiots
<1> :)
<1> or ajax
<4> it should be MySQL +PHP questions only
<1> i've seen ajax and php questions being fielded in there :)
<3> well, then they should be kicked...
<3> :)
<5> Maybe one day I'll brave #mysql.
<3> btw, what is up with "useless info here" in the topic?
<5> When is February 31st again?
<1> huhu
<1> useless info is like
<1> i watched tv all day and all yesterday
<1> ^^ nominated for useless info of the day
<3> i watched anime for the last 2 days straight.
<3> w00t, that should win...
<4> i watched censored anime porn
<3> well i lose...
<5> Ah, February 31st is on a Gatilsday this year.
<5> I'll be sure to catch Dateline that night.
<3> wth have you been smoking?
<6> I have a question (if anyone could help me out it would be greately appreciated) .... With Log Shipping on an MS SQL Server, If the stanby server is no longer running... What will happen?
<6> Anyone home?
<6> I have a question (if anyone could help me out it would be greately appreciated) .... With Log Shipping on an MS SQL Server, If the stanby server is no longer running... What will happen?
<6> sorry to repeat that
<4> i guess no one knows here
<6> damn
<4> is it somekind of backup server
<6> basically i setup database replication , a publisher and a subscriber.. did nothing else..
<6> and im being told ... by someone ... that I have also setup log shipping
<6> But i dont see how thats possible
<6> lol
<6> well its 4.30 time to go home
<6> work ****s
<6> thanks anyway
<7> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=287 why is this taking so long to execute for ~2000 rows
<4> u are executing 2000 select statements seperately?
<7> insert
<8> 2000 inserts
<8> that's slow
<4> seperate insert statements with ';' and execute it
<8> try building a m*** insert string
<4> execute once
<9> quantische
<8> ross sup
<7> hm ok
<7> that will work
<7> so the OCIExecute is what's slowing me down not the seperate insert statements?
<4> not sql question then
<7> yeah thanks you fixed it :-P
<8> [01:43] <8> shob right in the app
<8> http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1207/
<10> how do you clear the ms sql server .ldf log file
<10> files
<4> u mean, shrink?
<10> well I tried to shink it but it didn't shrink it much
<4> yeah i know
<4> i usea free app
<4> which works nicely
<4> let me check
<10> I just want to clear it, sort of start over with the logging
<10> I think I can do a backup and then restore it
<10> the backup doesn't store the log files I think
<4> narbs
<4> http://www.codeproject.com/script/articles/list_articles.asp?userid=25653
<4> look for db log shrinker or something
<11> how to check if a table allready exists in my sql2k5 express db?
<4> if exists('tablename') i think
<4> or 'dbo.tableName'
<11> Anyone used ENSIM?
<12> or if object_id('name') is null
<12> although I haven't tested that yet in 2k5
<13> hi
<12> hello
<13> i am using ms sql express, and i need to write query in which each row depends on result i calculated up to that row
<4> explain simpler
<13> so i gues i would need to use whi
<13> while loop
<13> i have number (some kind of average)
<13> and it is calculated like:
<13> previosrowamountthidrowamout/allamountuptilnow
<13> thisr
<13> sorry i was d/c
<13> can i make view with while loop whivh behaves like normal view in terms of lockimg, reusability,etc.?
<13> sorry for typos...
<13> i will define myproblem and put it on some page,and get back to you later,bye
<8> wowo
<4> hi mary quant
<12> so it's completely possible/legal, to install sql server 2k5 express on a server with more than 1 cpu, with more than 1GB RAM, but it will only use 1GB RAM and 1 CPU ?
<8> yeh
<4> its legal
<4> but u must set it to use only 1 cpu? i thot it could use 2cpu
<12> I think it limits its own
<11> How would a connection string to a local sql database file look like?
<12> http://www.connectionstrings.com/
<14> morning all.
<14> anyonw know how to force a user to log in using access 2k3?
<14> usnig the access usernames
<14> never mind - sorted
<14> um.... anyone know how to get into an access database when the user name you set up doesnt work :(
<14> again... sorted
<14> *phew*
<14> ok - anyone know how to tell which user is logged in in vba, and their access rights?
<15> How would you convert a text column to a varchar to do an order by on it?
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