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<0> it isn't his
<0> he can reboot if he wants to
<0> it's not his job to make sure you wipe your mouth
<0> and clean up all your work
<0> you know
<1> haha yes
<0> life ****s sometimes



<1> but he's still dumb for rebooting his sql server at random :P
<2> agreed
<2> especially when he can view who's working online and should call any dev person on the server at least
<1> ok
<1> so Darken
<1> let me rephrase that then
<1> it was my fault
<1> but we're both 'tards
<2> yes, you both made a sloppy move
<2> but imho his mistake of booting the server /wo contacting you is worse than you not saving
<1> i really can't believe he did that
<1> not like it's hard to see that there are a bunch of apps open
<1> and save the work in them when it asks you about closing them
<1> or call or something
<1> OH WELL :P
<2> I sure hope you told him that
<2> and didn't take it like a little bitch
<2> tell him about the magic of "sp_who"
<1> sp_who?
<3> blah if you can do it once you can do it again
<2> go type it in
<1> k
<1> oh, no, he didn't even need to do that
<2> hell with a little word you could use sp_who and write a script to auto message ppl and tell every user the server is rebooting so save & logout
<1> their sql server has a monitor
<1> when he goes to reboot it, he has to see the desktop
<1> which means he saw all my work sitting right in his face
<1> and SHOULD have seen me typing



<4> maybe he doesnt like you
<1> hahaha
<1> probably :D
<2> nobody likes you!
<2> that's why we have our precious
<2> our precious mysql server!
<2> nobody can take it away from us1
<5> you said the word
<5> !
<2> MySQL MySQL MySQL!
<2> you cannot take her from us
<5> her?
<2> she's nice to us, not like that big mean msSQL
<5> its a piece of software nutcake
<2> NONONONON!
<5> mssql is mean but it gets the job done
<2> We don't want the job done, we want to be treated nicely
<6> i'm trying to create a function in master that reads from the object table of the context database, but its looking at the master objects, how do i make it look at the context
<5> i want the job done so i can go home every day
<2> Data integrity, indexs and IDEs mean nothing!
<5> and cash my pay every month
<1> SouLShocK that's pretty much my plan
<5> join the club of normal people then
<5> :)
<1> d:
<7> anyone know how to use an auto incremental id number when inserting records into a table?
<4> how about you give us the information requested when you joined
<7> ??
<5> ..
<6> grrr
<1> heh i just rewrote the whole thing in about a tenth the time and with less than half of the lines :P


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