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<0> Recruiters are whores. they cannot be trusted. they are an evil you need to deal with for a major company.. or you just have to meet someone
<1> i work for myself
<2> arrakis: you could probably do both :)
<3> i can vouch for all HR being evil :(
<3> it's such an ironic job title
<1> quant yes
<1> i can do both
<2> HR they dont care if you are a genious
<1> and thats why i accepted the application
<0> well we are just resources to be used
<1> but
<2> if you got something on your resume that doesn't match
<2> you are done done
<1> i dont know
<0> genius eh?
<1> people dont **** with me



<0> I am very light on my resume
<1> i can accept sooo much
<1> and then i draw the line and i destroy it
<0> i prefer to blindside them with m skill when i get in
<1> and he crossed the line
<2> anyone ever had to show tax returns?
<2> jarett: that's a good strat
<2> jarett: you should try looking for a job when you are drunk might help
<0> well all companies can see your finances when they do a background check
<2> jarett: how?
<1> Jarret doesnt need a job
<1> the Lord will provide for him
<0> Arrakis, and he does
<2> how can they see your finances?
<0> 3 years without an income. always have a house and food on the table ;)
<0> when i needed money, He would provide
<2> you'd beg your parents
<0> one december i got a $7k/week training gig for 2 weeks
<2> christmas present eh?
<0> i havent gotten a thing from them since i was 14.. moved out at 15
<2> you such a rebel :)
<2> how can they see your finances?
<0> Quant, authorization for background checks lets them do lexus nexus or other financial searches
<2> lexus nexus?
<2> what kind of info do they get and where from?
<0> sorry lexisnexis :P
<0> same difference
<2> i thought lexis nexis is like an article databas e;)
<3> yea me too
<3> esp. for legal ****
<0> well depends what they want. they get criminal history from your state/drivers license
<2> no
<2> you said finances
<2> how can they tell how much i made at my old job
<0> they provide background checks too
<2> besides my credit report
<2> where i filled appliation
<3> i have never heard of companies doing anything more than a credit report
<1> i think anything more then a credit report
<1> would be liability for a
<2> i heard if you dont give thema phone #
<1> lawsuit
<3> i have had a background check done before, and they had me sign a waiver for it
<2> yea
<0> Oracle and a .COM pulled my tax history
<1> everybodydoes background checks now a days
<1> lol
<2> jarett: how can they pull your tax history?
<0> so did the SF chronicle when i applied to them
<0> Quant, tax records arent secret. different companies buy the data
<2> how can you buy tax records
<2> wtf
<3> i have heard of companies that mine crazy data from oddball sources to get at tax stuff legally
<3> but i have never heard of any non-shady company using them
<2> Oracle shady?
<2> Jarett: did you w*** Oracle interview?
<0> w***?
<2> ***
<2> p***
<2> *
<0> yeah i worked there in 98 and 99



<2> was it like in the matrix?
<0> it was a ****y place to work
<2> what did you do there?
<0> but the benefits and christmas parties were amazing
<2> so who the **** is David Becker?
<1> hes like this dude
<1> who like
<1> and ..
<1> and yeah
<2> yeea yea
<4> lolol, i sat here trying to bust something adhoc out for my boss
<4> sitting at a "select somettablename" thing in qa wondering why it wasn't working
<4> i think i dun werked myself retarded
<1> lol
<2> hahahah
<2> i hope he wasnt watching
<5> yar
<2> yar
<6> zoul are you slacking again
<2> darken
<2> how's it going
<6> not bad
<2> why not "good"?
<7> its never good
<2> why not man?
<7> cause im a bitter old man
<6> quant not good for many reasons
<6> it's just .. not "bad"
<6> it's like when you don't receive any mail, it isn't good, but it isn't bad
<6> bills are bad :/
<7> true
<7> deleting a million records would be bad
<6> yea, that'd be your job possibly
<6> hehe
<7> especially when poorly indexed on a several million record table
<7> hah]
<6> :P
<7> I try not to work with live data
<7> dev databases are my friend
<6> just try?
<6> i'd go as far as to say avoid it at all costs if you like your job
<2> darken
<6> it's too easy to mess up a production system .. 'messing around'
<2> so what's bad?
<0> nah... flashback table droppedrows to timestamp(sysdate - 1/24); create table tempdroppedrows; insert into temptableselect * from droppedrows
<0> ;)
<6> Quant i'm better, but not 100%
<0> I love flashback table, flashback query.. flashback drop
<6> and other issues
<6> i'm not discussing in the channel
<2> i hope nothing nasty darken
<6> what are you talking about
<2> jarett
<2> what's a flashback table?
<7> its oracle :)
<0> you can set your database or session to be exactly the data of a point in history
<2> oh
<7> its amazing
<2> same in sql2k
<0> if some idiot droped a table, you flashback to before they did it, and undrop it
<2> BEGIN trans meh
<2> if you did it in the trans you can go back to that checkpoint i think
<0> or if they run a stupid query, you flashback their session to before they did it and commit
<7> if you drop a table in a transaction its dropped though
<7> no rollback to that Quant
<0> this is any time in the past up to the point when you run out of space you allocated for it
<0> mines 8 hours
<2> i think it gets marked in the log
<0> since thats 250gb of spave :P
<0> i dont think mssql has anything on the scale of flashback ;)
<2> is this gake
<2> fake
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