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<0> Many versions of MySQL don't support subselects. They are ANSI compliant, and that syntax, save the MySQL specific LIMIT keyword, would work, although the IN operator is likely more appropriate.
<1> ah, ok.. thanx
<2> hrm, anyone know if ... I have a console app cl*** ... and in it, I create an object instance of Cl***X ... then I create an object instance of Cl***Y ... I'm wondering if in .NET can I have Cl***Y, when it's created from within ConsoleCl*** ... can it see the Cl***X instance and bind to it ... without it being p***ed in ? or would I have to p*** it in ...
<3> zoul : several things - (1) that's not really sql (2) it doesn't matter if the parent is a console cl*** or not (3) you would have to p*** it in, but a better design might be called for
<2> YuppieScm, heh ...
<2> well, my console app cl*** ... creates a ton of object instances that all inherit from an abstract cl***, in the abstract cl***, I'm making a Log object static ... and I just wondered if I could get retrieve the parent cl*** that created the object public members or not ... but I don't seem to see any form of 'parent' like properties or anything in cl***es ...
<2> so, I'll just p*** it in ...
<2> and yeah, it has to do with sql ... the console app queries SQL Server ...
<4> lol
<3> "...men are astounded by how long women can go without thinking about ***, and women are astounded by how long men can go without thinking about housecleaning."
<3> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11348283/site/newsweek/
<5> Yupiie :D
<6> i am trying to run a BACKUP DATABASE command through a c# console application and the command fails everytime, the server logs just say the BACKUP DATABASE command could not be completed
<6> sql server 2000 is the database :)
<7> hi, i use mysql database on linux. I have a table which has over 7 millions rows. When I use a query it takes so long to get answer. I have 1GB ram in a P4 3.6 pc... what would you recommend to optimize my DB ?



<8> 7 million rows on mysql
<8> lol
<7> :) why? ;)
<0> #mysql
<9> try indexes?
<9> or finding out why your query is slow?
<9> does mysql have stats?
<7> umm... i use indexes
<9> perhaps you are indexing the wrong things?
<8> Ranks without looking at the db configuration, schema, and queries, it's hard to say :P
<7> i understand
<7> i don't want to get banned :)
<7> that's why i didin't paste without asking
<8> you can always use the paste site
<8> but this chan doesnt do MySql, so don't be surprised if you get no help
<8> halo already told you the best place to get mysql help
<10> it's a against their policy to help
<10> by the way, is #mysql offical MySql chat?
<0> Are any channels on Efnet "official"?
<10> yea
<10> #C# is offical FAGGG channel :)
<10> and #gnaa is official GNAA
<10> take no offense i am jk
<10> halo
<10> did they unban me yet?
<11> hahahahahahahha
<10> arrakis: :/
<11> hi Quant
<10> sup
<11> nadda you ?
<10> nothing much
<10> going on diff interviews
<10> i went to an interview for a huge financial firm
<12> admin ***istant?
<10> lol
<10> admin is for gays :)
<10> i had 7 people interview me 30 mins each
<12> or mcp's
<11> rofl
<11> nail anything?
<10> they were pummeling me
<10> with XSLT crap
<10> reflection
<10> remoting
<10> i think i held my own
<10> it was very very tiring
<10> talking 3.5 hours non stop
<9> thats crazy
<10> after the interviews i was filling out the application like 20 pages long
<10> and i scribbled some ****
<10> i was dazed
<11> xslt is cool
<10> yea
<11> reflection is kind of fun
<11> remoting - havent playd around with
<10> they got some engine using xslt
<10> which runs all their COM
<9> heh
<10> as their are rewriting their COM one by one
<10> they can just plug it in there seamlessly or something
<10> next week i am going for an interview



<10> Junior Web Manager
<10> whatta **** is that?
<12> junior web manager wow ;)
<12> that means you tell people who to fix their broken frontpage
<11> lolz
<12> and how to install access
<10> lawl
<10> i hope not
<10> that'd be gay
<10> Junior = under the desk
<12> junior web... thats one part
<10> Web = lame
<12> manager.. thats even worse
<12> you arent smart enough
<10> seems like ima have peope under my desk
<11> hahah
<11> dude
<10> and be under someone elses desk
<10> no?
<12> you will be telling your fresh out of highschool people what the other managers want from them.
<11> so u will like get practice giving head?
<12> like "this person needs an html email int his color"
<10> dude duno
<10> but
<10> it's for some huge banking software company
<12> i bet they will be making mroe than you
<11> nice
<11> get me a job there :D
<11> we'll tear up da hallways and da meetings
<10> yea i need to get settled
<10> then ima get yall hired
<11> heheh
<10> rofl
<10> in those buildings
<10> you have to like, enter your ID to open the door to the bathroom
<10> like a p***word on the bathrooms
<11> hahah
<11> i went to the Lockheed martin installation
<11> and like
<11> u had to give up anything that could capture any type of image\
<10> you wanna be launching misslez?
<11> photo pda, photo phone
<10> cool
<10> they didn't take you?
<11> they took me
<11> i turned them down though
<10> ahh
<10> why
<11> cause the recruiter
<11> was raping me
<10> how
<11> he told me they were paying 5-10 bucks an hour less
<11> because i didnt haveany type of degree
<10> oh
<11> and shizola
<11> wnich was complete bull****
<11> cause i find out the company bills
<11> a minimum of 75 bucks an hour
<10> so why didn't you talk to them without the recruiter
<11> usually 100+
<12> if you dont have a masters and 10-20 years experience, you dont get paid anything at lockheed
<11> because you cant get into lockheed without a recruiter?
<10> but
<11> or without knowing somebody ?
<10> if you woulda talk to the people that were interving you
<10> those people
<12> 100 billable is crap
<10> woulda give you a differnt recruiter
<12> that means they would have paid you 40k or less
<11> umm
<11> but i didnt know about those people
<11> ;)
<10> dude
<10> the manager that was itnerving you


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