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<0> where do you work? i want to send the log from the last 2 days to your employer
<1> haha
<2> heh
<3> i am writing a query that returns all the instances where the date is NULL and all I get is no records found, however, as indicate in my link, I defintly have null values in the table
<3> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=535
<1> frankrizz IS NULL not = NULL
<3> okay
<0> ya NULL is tricky
<4> nah dataadd doesn't fit my needs
<2> nice. We need a bot with autoEmployerNotification(logDayCount)
<5> no.. NULL is not NULL in some demensions which can be explained by studying the string theory
<0> lol
<3> i got it
<3> orderdetails.shipdate IS NULL;
<3> where
<1> yep
<6> meh
<7> planet: what is your question, please be succinct
<2> frank: thank you for your patronage. please drive through... over planet.
<6> should i shave b4 an interview?
<0> then reverse to make sure u got him
<2> shave what?
<7> Quant: i would
<0> Quant: nah
<0> Quant: u coming out here today?
<2> pole dancing?
<6> yea
<0> nice what time?
<6> going
<6> at 1
<7> as much as facial hair might be cool to me, i always go for the clean look, incase the employer thinks its grungy
<4> This is retarded, I'm getting really angry
<7> planet: what is your question, please be succinct
<4> can I private MSG you?
<8> Quant: Yes. It makes your johnson look bigger, and frankly, you need all of the help that you can get.
<7> no
<2> planet: a) you don't listen b) you don't describe what you're trying to accomplish c) people get tired of tryign to help you when you're acting like a dumb college student.
<2> MSG == M***age?
<7> EyePulp: take it easy, what if planet is a dumb blonde chick, we could get some action for answeering the question
<0> lol
<8> Welcome to EfNet, where the men are men and so are the women.
<2> But she would never show up on time, because you'd tell her "let's meet in two hours" and she'd be like "how do I know what that means?"
<1> actually i would not be surprised if planet was a chick
<1> that may explain all of this
<8> I would. Chicks aren't so common for begging on IRC.
<2> well, she was more friendly than capable...
<0> i know many too
<1> i know some good chick testers
<2> but she at least listened
<0> ofcourse they only exist in my imagination
<9> Since when is monosodium glutamate a verb?
<8> I can verb anything I want to.
<2> drk: fair question.
<1> <4> can I private MSG you?
<6> MSG
<0> i have a prediction to make... in about 30 mins... we are going to get a "girl" in this chan asking silly sql questions that eventually turn to: how do i sum dates to get their diff
<6> hehe
<9> hahaha
<8> Except that it'll actually be a guy posing as a chick in order to attempt to con you into helping her.
<6> she'll have to some ****s
<6> sum*
<8> oh, heh, that was implied
<6> did olene kill herself yet?
<8> I thought you were olene
<6> nah
<6> haha
<10> Hello boys
<0> lol
<6> it'd be funny though no>
<6> except i got a life ;)
<2> no> it wouldn't>
<2> =P
<0> i think he would be dumb enough to use the same nick and try to be like... hi im a girl
<0> :)
<6> there was this crazy chick olene in #c#
<6> cybered half the ops
<2> yikes.
<0> hmmm now does that make her a cyber slut?
<6> so one op gave her ops
<6> then i came there and said it was me
<0> whos running #c#?
<6> they deopped her
<11> me
<6> then she threatended to slit her veins
<7> Halo_Four
<11> wtf!!!!!
<2> if you've been with olene - you've cybered with everyone she's ever been with.
<4> EyePulp - look at my pastebin's
<4> READ
<11> LOLO
<6> nah i don't think Halo had any of that
<0> lol
<6> haha
<6> cyber***
<11> wtffff
<2> planet: you have new ones? what url?
<0> haha its like a bad car accident
<0> i cant not look :)
<11> i can not not look
<0> thats what i said
<0> :)
<11> here
<11> see wut you did?
<0> planet: so lets see the latest disaster you came up with
<12> woo wee..
<12> i can get client connection's ip address.. from sys.dm_exec_connections in sql 2005
<2> interesting
<8> ***uming that they're using the TCP channel
<13> yeah, but you need VIEW SERVER STATE permission, so don't try putting that in triggers for audits or anything
<6> n3v4r ***ume
<12> Halo_Four:: yes
<6> soon showtime, i can't wait
<12> i enabled TCP/IP
<14> hmm..query analalyzer isnt showing parameters for any of my stored procedures so I cant debug anything
<14> this happen to anybody else?
<6> how so?
<14> nc
<6> what happend?
<14> nothing afaik
<14> everything works fine
<6> oh
<6> good :)
<14> just query analyzer is f'ed I guess
<6> what is it doing?
<14> everything its supposed to except when I go to debug a sp it wont show its parameters so it wont debug
<6> poor cb1
<6> Mind: i've only debugged an SP once just to check it out :)
<6> the egyptian arab is back
<15> the land of no jews except that in emb***y
<15> the only land in the whole world
<6> is that good?
<8> Wonderful. Now if they could only work on eliminating those pesky Muslims.
<15> 7hours to occupy it completely without usa
<6> occupy what?
<15> whole palestine
<8> Yeah, good luck with that.
<6> dude, two days to destroy Egyptian army
<6> with lunch breaks
<15> really 7hours is enough
<5> it was a rigged fight
<15> just airforce only
<6> 7 hours to do what exactly, i don't get it
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