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<0> sunny here
<0> Sic: yo
<1> wonder what my neighbours will say if I pump 1000W into the ground
<2> hello
<2> I'm using MYSQL on localhost, and I'm wondering how I can take an existing .sql file and put it in my database directory??
<3> heh
<4> haha
<0> where've you been jaret
<5> working
<6> Why no MySQL?
<7> Adam-: yea, no mysql
<6> Why not?
<7> right
<4> that's correct
<6> Why no MySQL?
<8> can i get help with mysql?
<5> because mysql users are usually to stupid to be helped
<8> im relaly hot..
<5> it isnt about the db, but the quality of the stupid users it gathers
<9> Jarett_: i think it was proven today morning that there are plenty of stupid oracle users also
<5> if they are that stupid, guess they arent really able to use it
<10> earlier today a guy was begging for mysql help... asking how to connect to the database
<10> example #14519385
<9> tenfour: all you had to do was ask him for the sa p***word and IP
<9> i wouldve given him the connection string
<11> haha
<10> hehe
<10> i don't bother answering questions like those
<10> even if it's simple
<10> because there's another lame question right around the corner
<7> oh its not
<9> ok lets test this..
<7> youd have to explain the command line next
<9> Adam-: wahts your question?
<6> SicWork: Don't have one at this time :D
<11> sont be shy :)
<10> awesome... even without a question he managed to get ridiculed into submission
<11> dont*
<9> i say the regulars in here should keep a count... a running total of stupid questions categorized by rdbms
<9> see who wins
<9> tenfour: heh
<12> hrm hey guys, anyone familiar with pl/pgsql care to take a look at http://rafb.net/paste/results/8Bo1oK34.html and comment? It's working fine, but I'd like some more eyes to see if there's any gregarious design flaws :)
<12> or better approaches, or whatever.
<9> u want us to read 131 lines of code?
<12> it's mostly comment.
<10> Gambit- no problem. will you be paying with paypal, check, or money order?
<9> what the hell is line 34 - 44?
<12> it's a crosstab.
<9> does it work?
<9> is it takin a long time to execute?
<12> Yup
<12> Dunno, only tried it on small datasets.
<9> eh dont fix it till its broken
<9> :0
<12> I'm not very good at pl/pgsql so I'm curious if there's better approaches to make...
<10> is that crosstab thing a plsql thing? i've never seen that before
<12> it comes from the tablefunc .. uh, extension? module? loadable library? whatever it's called.
<9> me either
<9> and ive dealt with a lot of sql
<9> i guess not enough pl/pgsql
<12> it's not really pl/pgsql, but a seperate extension thing to do crosstab queries.
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