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<0> and nobody has any idea who this fornix ****er is ?
<0> yay CoJoNEs can speak
<1> why dont we ban him?
<0> that sounds like a good idea
<0> all in favor shoud aye or raise your ptich forks and torches in the air
<0> s/shout/shout/
<2> CoJoNEs leave em for a few ...
<2> I'm working on something
<2> ;)
<0> lol
<2> ****ing mirc scripting ****s *** ...lol
<0> :(
<3> so when using SQL profiler on MS SQL - what's the relationship between Reads and CPU - if any?
<0> its a blood relationship man
<3> to the death?
<0> AYE TO THE DEATH! </ScottishAccent>
<4> IS tht similar to reads in C++?
<3> Fo shizzle.
<3> Thanks for the help.
<2> hrm, whose good with mirc scripts?
<0> well ****
<0> lol
<0> its 15 minutes
<0> past 10
<0> and no phone conf
<0> i should just tell them to go screw themselves
<2> I want a script that does: /kb [nick] [reason] ... that then sets mode +b, then kicks with reason ... all in one shot
<0> hmm
<4> i cn write something like tht
<5> i didn't think reads impacted cpu, i thought that reads we're measured independently measured
<0> doesnt mirc do that already?
<0> course i dont use mirc
<2> Arrakis, no there's nothing in mirc for that, without a script
<0> but my client does that
<0> ouch
<6> Yeah, mIRC has that.
<0> hmm
<6> Right click nick, Ban/Kick (Why), enter the reason
<0> heh
<0> he wants to automate it so its an alias?
<4> _zoul_, use gamers irc script for example
<0> i thinik thats what mirc calls them - dont know
<2> Halo_Four, it has the 'kick/ban' menu option in the nick thing, that has a timer set on it ... and bans the person before it even asks for the reason ... then waits 3 seconds after the reasons given to kick them
<6> But it bans, then kicks, using a timer so a bot might get to it first
<0> lol,
<0> yeah
<0> well steal it and remove teh timer
<6> Probably could.
<0> /mode +b *usernamsk* then /kick
<2> I'm not a mouse user, heh ... I prefer typing /kb [nick] [reason]
<6> If bots are set to autokick it is useless.
<0> lol _zoul_q yeah
<0> whomever did that was an *** bandit
<6> Probably easy to write something like that.
<2> I have
<0> nah Halo_Four - not totally useless
<0> i can often times get a kick and a ban in with bots that are on bitchmode
<2> .. /kb { /mode # +b $1; /kick # $1 $$2-; }
<0> the secret is to have your mirc client send both data packets at the same time
<0> s/mirc/irc/
<4> how can 2 packets be sent at same time?
<0> eays
<2> Arrakis, he was saying mirc's "kick/ban (why)" menu option is useless with +bitch
<0> its \r\n
<0> so
<6> TCP doesn't have packets
<0> command\r\ncommand\r\ncommand\r\n
<4> at hardware level only one packet can be sent at a time
<0> goes out as 3 commands all at once
<6> Well, not at the applicable level, anyway
<0> they are also interpreted faster in almost all cases
<0> and definnitely so with irc
<0> as opposed to command \r\n -send command \r\n send
<3> quantum physics would support multiple packets at teh selfsame instant.
<6> Arrakis: Doesn't make a difference, the network hardware concats the **** anyway
<0> EyePulp - they're not "real" packets
<3> did using "teh" make me sound smarter just now?
<3> =)
<0> but
<0> like i said
<0> if you send command\r\ncommand\r\ncommand\r\n
<0> it will almost alwyas get interpreted faster then comamd\r\n send comamnd r\n send
<4> Arrakis, give an example
<6> send("Foo\r\n"); send("Bar\r\n"); will more than likely appear at the other side as "Foo\r\nBar\r\n"
<0> depends Halo_Four
<6> Not really, no.
<0> in my experience withnetwork appliations
<0> it often times doesnt
<0> ****er
<0> 20 minutes overdue. no phone call
<6> Then you don't have much experience. :P
<0> i've done alot of client/server applications
<7> Does anyone know why the MSDE installer when used with /L*v produces a logfile that has a hex character of 00 in between all of the displayable characters?
<4> cool
<7> that completley screws with anything i want to parse it with
<4> Arrakis, u well versed with cgi scripting?
<0> why would it screw with it ?
<0> fornix - well versed - no
<0> i can use Perl
<0> but i have no need, or purpose for CGI
<0> its an antiquated technology that in most cases is extremely unscalalbe
<4> Arrakis, can u help me. My web page has a counter at present. but it has ads which ****. i want to write something tht will count visitors
<0> http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&fr=sfp&p=php+visitor+count
<0> okay these guys are seriously pissing on my parade.
<4> man, when will i learn this php. phew
<0> fornix what is your job?
<4> student now. will be an engineer in 1 yr
<0> what country do you live in?
<4> India
<0> Is your turban dirty?
<4> turban?
<4> turbn = ?
<0> you'r supoosed to say
<0> UR MOTHER IS DIRTY!
<4> lol. no i wont
<0> lol
<0> dont ask - it was some comedy clip somebody sent me
<0> they prank call some establishment run by an arab or indian
<0> and they prank call him about his turban or something
<4> might be a sardar who wear turban
<0> i dunno know
<0> it was mor a joke then anything
<4> hahha
<0> i'm bored and i'm peeved that this company has so little respect for my time
<4> they found out u sit overtime just to sit nd enjoy irc
<0> heh
<0> they havent even hired me yet
<0> though that would **** if like the inrterviewing officer
<0> was lurking on irc
<4> lol. how is this possible?
<0> how is what possible?
<4> u work for some compny which has not hired you?
<8> can I use Enterprise Mgr on a SQL 2005 database?
<0> no i dont work for the company
<4> then?
<6> Opt: Don't believe so
<8> damnit
<0> [Optikal] - just installt he clienet tools
<0> heh
<8> the new scripting engine freaking ****s
<8> the Generate Scripts... thing
<8> generates ****ty scripts
<0> the whole sqk 25 client tools
<0> just plain ****ing ****s ***
<6> Works fine for me, although they seem to have forgotten the whole "DROP then CREATE" thing.
<0> like i mean enterpise manager was ****ty
<8> halo: yeah exactly
<8> I NEED that
<6> I like Management Studio
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