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<0> i had also tried the upx thing. it told me it was not packed with it when i tried
<1> whats wrong with this: SELECT distinct genre from pspgames order by name. the data is not being sorted
<2> genre != name
<1> oh **** thanks
<1> i copied and pasted the code from another part of my script and forgot to change that
<2> happens all the time =)
<1> php and sql kicks a$$....
<2> :(
<3> Thank God for global warming or else this 7" of snow may have been ALOT more
<4> heh
<3> I hate hippies
<5> hippi women are hot
<3> yeah love the hairy legs, and armpits
<5> you wont have time to admire
<5> hehe
<3> and the stank of tofu and fern



<5> oh well, a bit of hair and stink is not going to scare me
<5> take her in the shower :p
<5> hehe
<3> unless they are barnes and nobles starbucks coffee making hippy chicks, and then they just reak of coffee grounds
<3> but the moment they open their mouth and start talking about global warming, or sierra club, you just gotta punch them in the teeth
<5> hehe lol
<5> its good conversation, c'mon
<5> though serious man, hippi ladies are hot :-)
<6> the correct term is "hippy chick"
<3> Cause those loser freaks only seem to want to notice US temperatures, and not realize that 1/8 of the middle east and india had their coldest winter in a century
<3> yeah, ladies eat meat and dont bitch about stupid crap
<3> hippy chicks dont eat meat, and whine non stop about the monkeys and they dolphins, and pollution
<3> most of Russia had a 50 year low this winter
<3> But does that stop Gore and his pack of hippies claiming global warming? no
<6> Jarett__ : actually, the correct term is 'climate change' - it's the right-wing media that have fastened on to the term 'global warming'
<3> you stupid hippy
<3> shut up and eat your tofu
<6> aw... right-wing ranter had to get insulting as soon as he was corrected about his beliefs
<6> diddums
<3> There will be a devistating change in global climate soon. its called SPRING!
<3> I havent heard a hippy yet use the term "climate change" and talk about it being colder
<6> you don't understand what "devistating" means, do you?
<3> but i heard alot saying that industrialization is leading to global warming
<3> while they wear their industrially produced birkenstocks,and and artificially machine torn and faded jeans
<3> and old navy shirts
<3> and driving in their surburbans and expeditions
<6> that would be the people shown by the right-wing media?
<3> whats wrong hippy, made that the best you have are freaks like Gore?
<3> who would never give up his surburban or expedition
<6> Jarett__ : is it too much to ask for you to utter coherent sentences?
<6> "<3> whats wrong hippy, made that the best you have are freaks like Gore?" <- what does this mean?
<3> Im not here to debate or discus
<3> just to let hippies know how stupid they are
<7> kettle calling the pot black ?
<3> speaking of pot, shouldnt you hippies be out toking up and talking about how you will save the environment?
<3> Theres some bears in Yellowstone who have lost their protector
<7> bye retard
<3> ban me... doesnt matter ill be back when shrike and cojones wake up
<7> ok, we will
<8> why are you here then? if not to debate or discuss?
<8> that said, that's usually the stance taken by facisits
<9> just ignore him, nobody can change the setting in your own irc client
<3> you cannot debate or discuss with intolerant ignorant hippies
<3> so it isnt worth trying to
<9> I think we figured that out
<8> riiight
<8> of course, you're not intolerant at all, are you?
<3> I am
<3> But I know I am and admit it. Unlike the pansy hippies who claim to be about openness and tolerance.. ONLY to what they beleive
<8> and i bet you watch fox for all your news too
<7> what makes you think we wanna hear your verbal drivel in an sql chan?
<3> no i dont watch the news
<3> its all Left controlled
<8> hahahahahahaha
<3> Carpathia, doesnt matter if you do or not
<7> i think it does
<3> Not at all
<8> well that was fun
<8> ooo - a pm
<8> looks like i'm not gonna have ops much longer... boohoo
<7> heh



<7> tell him to get me removed too
<8> hm... shame he's gone - he'd love what i'm having for lunch
<8> brie and choizo on a pannini
<7> mm
<8> toasted panini
<7> im having flame roasted cigarettes with a diet coke sauce
<8> hahahahaha
<8> oh yeah, and a bottle of 'london pride' bitter
<8> proper european lunch - aspects of france, italy, spain and england
<8> now, if i could just gas a jew...
<5> hehe
<10> choccie
<5> Arrakis!!
<5> you hippy
<5> wait till i tell Jarettt__
<5> :p
<10> ill just sick my prostitute on Jar
<10> jarette
<10> he'll run scareder t hen a jack rabbit being chased by a coyote
<10> she'll be a prostitute that runs something ms sql
<10> and does not use any open source stuff
<10> :)
<5> hehe
<10> i wish that dude were perm banned
<10> so i dont have to see him contiuouslygetting kbed for cochanneling
<10> #region "Using Directives"
<11> Arrakis he used to be perm banned
<12> holy **** to snow today!
<13> hi
<13> i'm building postgresql database from source and when i run initdb, i get a segmentation fault error. is that a bug in the postgres code, or is it in mine?
<3> why from source?
<3> money says you screwed up and dont have the minimum required libs
<13> all i did was edit freelist.c
<3> why?
<13> changed the buffer replacement policy
<3> why?
<13> i wanted to use mru instead of lru
<7> and now it crashes and youre questioning whether its a bug in postgres ?
<13> its probably not a bug in postgres
<13> and more to do with my freelist.c
<3> why do you feel you need to change how postgres functions?
<3> wheres your data supporting your need for the change?
<13> its open source and im playing around with it
<3> so you have no clue what you are doing... or why
<13> i know exactly what im doing
<3> ok whats the benefit of mru over lru in what environment?
<13> sequential accesses
<3> care to elaborate?
<3> or did you just read the comments in the code
<13> mru discards the most recently viewed page, its good for times where information is only used once
<3> you do realize there are more files you need to change, right?
<13> no not really
<13> first of all
<13> you know how postgre sql works right?
<3> yep
<13> then you know how addbuffertofreelist works right?
<3> and that it pushes more towards a clock algorithm and not an lru or mru
<3> and that you are a moron
<13> im working off of postgresql 7.0
<13> which still uses LRU as its buffer replacement policy
<14> I'm trying to write a query that will show the table name, tablespace name, column name, and data type...
<14> I can get all that from the user_tab_columns table
<14> except the tablespace name
<14> is there another place I can get all this?
<14> Oracle is the dbms
<15> hi, i've got a question on joins/subqueries... i've got a query i need to perform but I can't quite get it right - http://pastebin.com/551626
<15> i'm using MSSQL
<11> please use our paste site
<16> hi i have inventory and positems table. i execute: UPDATE Inventory SET OnHand=I.OnHand - P.Quantity FROM POSItems P, Inventory I WHERE P.UPC=I.UPC it works fine when positems table does not have duplicate upc. if it does have duplicates, it only deducts onhand from first one..
<15> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=242
<15> ok, how do I still pull text columns when i use DISTINCT?
<15> "The text, ntext, or image data type cannot be selected as DISTINCT."
<15> why is that?
<15> for MSSQL?


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