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<0> ok got it :)
<1> left outer join
<1> same thing
<0> amm i got another problem
<2> left join will basically get everything from the left table and if it doesnt exist in the right table, it will make it null
<0> i need to make a type change
<2> so if u got where right = null you get everythign that was ONLY in the left
<2> so make a type change :)
<0> in the select ?
<2> well given that ur not giving me any specifics..
<2> :)
<2> sure select is fine
<0> insert into dest select f1,f2,CDate(f3) from source a left join dest b on a.id = b.id where b.id is null
<0> ?
<0> will that work ?
<2> wahts CDate?



<2> i dont know if u stated this anywhere but i have no clue what db ur using
<0> convert(int,f3)
<0> or what ever its syntex is
<2> and i also think that you need to just look up the syntax and try it out
<2> make two dummy tables and try this out
<2> thats how u learn
<0> sure
<2> or just run the select statement
<2> and see what you get from the select
<0> im just in a rush g2g to last train home.
<2> after you are happy with everything you get in the select... then u can insert it
<0> workday is over :)
<2> so stop working :)
<3> and an ID is an ID doesn't hafta be numeric
<0> amm ok happy weekend
<0> and thx
<2> weekend?
<2> wtf
<3> some folks don't work on friday
<2> :/
<3> or get every other friday off
<4> Or maybe he was a time traveler and traveled here from tomorrow...
<3> bbl
<5> yo, i wanna come up with a little formula to rate client balances
<5> so each client has multiple invoices, i want to come up with a number to rate the balance on those invoices
<5> something which takes into account the age of the balance and the amount of the balance
<2> Quant: huh?
<5> "huh?" is not what i've been looking for
<2> what is your question?
<6> "something"
<5> for that you go into "next peep and you are banned" list
<5> no-talent bitches trying to redicule the way i ask a question.
<2> Quant: i still have not seen a question in there.. you are just making a statement that you need to do something
<5> question is implied since i typed it up in here.....ya know?
<5> it sure wasn't for <2> Quant: huh?
<5> and for <6> "something"
<6> you need to identify and rate properties to develop a composite scoring system
<1> Your question wasn't a sql question
<6> ^^^^
<1> It was more of an accounting
<7> It really is pretty open ended. I dunno, how DO you want to rate them? I don't run your business, so I sure don't know.
<5> damn man
<5> buncha ****tards
<2> so your question is? how to create multiple invoices? what is a formula? how to figure out the balance? how to figure out the age?
<1> Hahha
<5> you all need to learn to read between the lines and not be bitches by giving answers instead of asking too many questions
<1> haha
<1> Troll
<6> if you signed yourself up for an accounting task thats your problem
<5> it's not an accounting task it's some simple ****, i just wanted to get a response
<6> someone should just hand you the rules and you code them.
<2> answer is 42
<5> if you are a moron that can't figure out that Age = Today - InvoiceDate
<6> i sure wouldn't trust some scheme you concocty
<5> or that
<5> Higher balance = bad
<5> Older balance = bad
<5> do i need to explain all that or you have a brain?
<7> Yeah, which is more bad? $10000 more dollars, or a month older?



<7> Rant on my man, rant on.
<5> wow
<1> Haha
<5> again, slow people
<2> Quant: stop being an idiot and learn how to ask a question
<1> Quant, you're my McDonalds parking lot bitch
<7> Look, an op on a power trip that can't figure out what he wants to ask, so he just makes fun of people that are trying to pry info out of him.
<6> slow.. like you have any inkling to figuring it out yourself.. at least you're getting somewhere.
<7> Aidn't uit awesome?
<5> Drk: obviosuly the formula that i am looking for supposta take in those factors
<7> I mean, you could come up with a rating factor, maybe something as simple as (balance - 10000) / overdue age, and then just twiddle how much weight each gets until stuff is rated the way that makes sense for you.
<7> But, there's about as many ways to do this as there are accountants.
<5> ****
<5> my connect died
<5> there's only one formula for this
<8> well, use that one then...
<5> there are many ways to **** a **** and i dont mind which way you use
<5> s/mind/care
<5> anyway
<5> just wanted some input and i get **** instead
<2> Quant: just admit that you didnt ask the question properly
<7> I'm not an accountant. If there's a GAAP formual for this, then I don't know what it is.
<8> GIGO
<5> i asked it perfectly
<6> maybe you'll have better luck on freenode
<2> whatever
<6> if you type your sentences
<6> i mean ask your question
<7> Although I doubt there is.
<5> what was the last thing i said, this bnc is ****
<6> 10:47 <+Quant> wow
<5> for real?
<5> liar
<6> nah heh: 10:53 <@Quant> just wanted some input and i get **** instead
<8> <5> i asked it perfectly
<5> <2> Quant: just admit that you didnt ask the question properly
<5> <@Quant> actually you are right sic
<5> <@Quant> the question was designed to ward of people who have no idea but instead it attracted them
<5> now that you all understand the question, i still see no answer ;)
<5> there needs to be a rule: "if you have not a ****ing clue don't talk when daddy asking questions"
<8> you're in the wrong hab
<5> what's a hab
<8> channel - for accounting, you need #boring
<5> why do you have to call it accounting, it's something stupid like invoices and balances
<8> 'hab'= this keyb ****s
<8> sounds like accouints to me
<5> the question was supposeto target people who have does this sort of thing before
<9> i have a psql db on a shared hosting (bluewho) machine, i am using phpPgAdmin to alter privileges and i can see user accounts from other databases which i do not have permissions for (i ***ume these are other people on the shared host) is this normal?
<8> <9> : ask your host
<5> not people who have a problem with the way i spell or the way i ask things. i definitely got my point across to someone who has had experience with that sort of thing or just someone who has common sense
<8> quant : so what is the question?
<9> YuppieMOB: i sent them an inquiry because I am also getting IDENT AUTH problems when i try to connect via php, the ignored me, marked the ticket as a non issue. i just sent them another inquery. i ***ume they will do the same again.
<5> question is
<5> should i ban these five ****s or no
<5> you started this trend by the way. they are learning from you :)
<8> <9> : then change hosts
<8> me?
<8> why me?
<9> lol, way easier said then done.
<5> dunno they are kids, god knows wtf they thinking
<9> i am not in charge of that.
<5> was i able to kick wootWoo or he left by himself?
<8> whatever - l8r
<2> dude stop going on a power trip.. you know as well as anyone that you would be all on anyone's *** who asked the same vague "question" as you
<5> no way
<5> i have better things to do than go "huh?" "Whaaaat?" "wha wha?"
<5> and it is a power trip.....you know "the nerve", "how dare they" **** like that
<5> i wish darken| was an op
<5> he woulda ban all your fag ***es
<10> anybody alive, http://demo.promantix.com/sqlproblem.htm i got a problem, ive written it up here
<5> is it homework?
<5> drexel.edu?
<10> no its work work
<8> <10> : use the right paste site, ****o


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