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<0> please tell me you arent the smartest one on the development team
<1> I was thinking of doing it with a changelog, and then pulling from the changelog from the last synchronization and building a changeset.
<2> Jarett_: now now, be nice
<1> rmah, Yeah, deleted, updated, inserted.
<2> Gambit-: wait, you have direct access to the master db?
<1> rmah, Yes
<2> then use ****ing replication
<3> i am with newer technology
<1> Like I said, I didn't think replication supported merging
<0> sure you are :P like case statements are so tough
<1> No /constant/ direct access.
<4> yes it does
<3> in a software engineer, not too found of database stuff although im learning alot more
<4> you need to use GUIDS for ID'z
<1> Quant, Izzat for me?
<4> sivic: you are a software engineer?



<4> Gambit: yeh yeh
<3> yes
<2> databases are an integral component of 90% of all software written
<3> rmah, yes i know.
<4> so how are you an engineer
<4> you are nothing
<2> hell, I don't think I've worked on a project that wasn't backed by a db in over 10 years
<1> Quant, mm how does the GUID thing fit in?
<4> you wrote a little appz?
<0> software engineer? lol
<4> lol
<0> and CASE is too hard?
<3> i wish it was little apps
<4> Gambit: if you use regular ID's the gonna collide when you replicate
<4> sivic: what have you "engineered"? buncha IF's and FOR's?
<4> rofl
<2> haha
<3> lol
<1> Quant, Ah true that, very good point.
<4> "i know how to write for loopz"
<3> aohell.
<0> dont know FOR... they are my most used expression daily ;)
<4> hehe
<0> cause bash doesnt have good CASE handling. hehehe
<1> Quant, so pgreplication supports merging data? How does it identify what happens when there are conflicts? :)
<3> The fact that you guys wanna downgrade my knowledge is cool. i could care less. i got the information i needed to know
<4> Gambit: shouldn't be conflits if you use guyds. btw, i know nothing of posgres. usually, it would put those records into some table for you to look at later.
<4> sivic
<4> but tell us
<4> what have you engineered
<0> sivic, when you dont know abou a subject... realize that someone telling you what to do is probably right
<0> especially when you dont know how to tune your own code
<1> Quant, I'm thinking of a common record being edited on both sides, or edited on one and deleted on the other, all the usual merging problems.
<0> im telling you to do it the way that oracle will be able to handle it all itself since you prbably wont know what to look for
<1> Quant, but anyways, I'll take a dig. Thanks for the GUID point
<2> Gambit-: there is no simple solution to your problem
<3> i havent engineered much but personal stuff. just got done with college and working for this company now building .NET applications, sql, javascript, xsl, making com objects, and other ****.
<2> you will have to explore the various techniques available and pick one
<2> sivic: that's not engineering, that's programming
<1> rmah, No, I don't expect there is, which is why I'm picking brains to see if there's at least some clever tricks :)
<3> well my major was software engineering. so i like to use the term
<3> lol
<0> how long have you been out of school?
<2> IMO, you can't do real software *engineering* until you have a good 10 years of experience with lots of different kinds of systems under your belt
<3> a year now
<4> software engineering involves connecting systems
<4> developing a single application is not even close
<0> wow a year.. you are as wet behind the ears as your interns
<2> One odd thing is that I know far less now than I did at 22
<4> because you have wasted good 15 years on efnet ;)
<4> and 15 years ago.......there was nothing to know :)
<2> Quant: aren't most applications a collection of interconnected subsystems (some local, some remote)?
<2> hahaha
<2> toche quant
<4> wait
<4> you are not that old
<5> helo ;P
<2> actually, I am :-(
<4> wow yea?
<4> dang time flies
<3> jarett, i hate the fact you helped me, cause i would love to say you know ****.



<4> i finished college and you became old
<4> wtf ;(
<2> heh
<3> cause that would be the same ***umption you made with me
<4> sivic: jarett owns u
<4> sivic
<4> can you please explain
<2> quant, when were you born?
<4> what kind of systems have you engineered
<4> rmah: '83
<2> I was in HS in '83 :-)
<3> Quant, i dont care to explain myself honestly. i just wnated some help with a problem. not having to explain what i know and dont know.
<4> hehe
<4> sivic: but seriously.....i am interested
<2> sivic, what's the problem?
<4> we are hostile
<3> rmah, jarett already pointed me in the direction i need to go. its solved as of now
<2> no we're not, we're nice
<4> i say use DECODE()
<4> and i dont know what your question is
<2> now be nice dammit!
<3> yes, that would be a good guess
<0> oracle officially recommends using case over decode in most cases ;)
<4> that's the onkly thing i know about oracle
<4> is decode()
<2> haha
<4> Jarett
<4> you think i could get OCA?
<2> I know Oracle runs great on IBM's big iron
<0> you also need to know starup and shutdown immediate
<4> jarett
<4> seriously
<4> how hard would it be to study and p*** OCP?
<4> or OCA...what is it....
<4> i wanna get some certs
<0> they are pathetic and easy
<3> thanks for the help people. even if you are ***holes i still got what i needed to know :)
<2> haha
<0> take 2 weeks and goto india, they are sold at the local store :P
<4> lol
<4> hahaha
<4> ya ya?
<4> ****en bastard hinduz
<2> you think #sql is bad, hop on over to #java for a while and learn what nastyness really is
<3> goto #linux
<3> they are the worst i think
<4> Jarett: what kinda certs u got?
<0> none
<4> why not?
<0> certs are a joke
<0> except ccie
<4> what's CCIE
<4> cisco?
<0> yes
<2> yeah
<4> <-good guess
<4> hmm
<2> I like going to random programming language irc channels
<4> i a mthinking that if you have certs they will be reluctant to ask alot of tech questiosn on itnerviews
<2> even if I don't know the language, I can answer like 1/2 the questions
<2> it's sad
<4> rmah: yes because you are super vague
<0> Quant, not really
<2> Quant: huh?
<4> you are man
<4> have you seen how you've been answering to Gambit
<6> rmah: They're all the same. "show me teh codes to make [irc client|game|web browser]."
<0> people with certs are expected to know more, and are more likely to get fired in the first week when poeople find out they dont have a clue
<2> Quant: that's because the answer to his question was "it depends"
<4> hehe
<1> heh
<4> rmah i love you because you're the best bull**** artist :)
<2> Jarett_: bs
<4> Halo: do you have any certs?


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