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<0> MoZ : you're right - whoever wrote that needs a good kicking
<0> MoZ : i just scrolled to the end, and the 'replace' example itself is not specific to sql
<0> MoZ : you can do both in sql, and in pretty much and other language - but most people will do the former as it'll be slightly quicker
<1> i cant breathne
<2> why
<2> someone farted?
<1> i dunnno know
<1> something thath appens - uusally only when its hot
<1> right after or during a cycling trip
<0> Arrakis : open mouth and inhale
<1> and thnen cough loafie. cough
<0> now exhale
<2> asthma
<1> that usually ahppens while coughing
<0> indeed - or 40 fags a day
<1> lol



<0> er, english slang for cigarette
<1> no YuppieScm - that would be my bros lol
<2> rofl
<1> though maybe i've gotten 2nd hand smoking lmao
<2> 2nd hand smoke is killer
<3> i dont mind 2nd hand pot smoke
<2> what about 2nd hand cock smoke
<3> fag
<1> druggies are always willin to pitch in
<1> lol
<1> ur lucky dose bots arent on bitch mode
<3> i was testing them
<1> some channels im in - that would have started a civli war lmao
<1> lmao
<1> great now i gotta do laundry again
<0> mmmm.... laundry...
<0> brb
<2> lawl
<2> samoa almost got the channel taken over by a cocksmoker
<1> Yuppie Out To Laundry?
<3> tfw\?
<3> sAMOa= chamois
<3> err
<3> = sAMOa
<2> oh yea?
<3> clone, you buttlick
<2> no clones allowed
<2> lol
<1> not like teh idents
<1> dont give it away
<1> lol
<1> or the fact that they talk alike with similar mannerisms
<3> dude, i started this channel back in 1994
<3> i'm here now and then
<1> who was that directed to?
<2> no one cares ;)
<3> anyone listening?
<2> new boys in town
<2> rofl
<1> lol
<1> man
<1> i wasted the whole god
<1> damn ****ing day
<1> doing absolutely nothing
<2> i woke up 3pm
<1> great
<1> just mock me why dont you
<2> feel like ****
<1> i'd feel like **** if i woke up at 3pm
<1> i'd be like ****kkkkkkkk
<1> and oooooooooohhhhhhhh
<1> and ahhhhhhhhhhhh
<1> and some more fuccccccckkkkkkkk
<2> what if you went to sleep 6am?
<1> i'd still be like ****
<1> just not as much oohing and ahhing
<2> anyone plays WoW?
<1> my bros



<1> the only game i play is NFS most wanted
<2> eew
<1> and thats just cause i like driving around
<1> and running from police
<1> and what not
<1> if i could i wouldnt even play games lol
<1> i wish the barnes & noble here was closer
<2> i like being a nerd
<2> looking for cool itemz
<2> in WoW
<2> lol
<1> i used to do that in diablo
<1> but after a couple of years it got old
<2> release chris plz
<4> why?
<4> he was booted for good reason
<3> if MoZ sez so, it is so.
<3> so it is
<3> unF
<3> </spooge>
<3> DO A LIL WEB
<3> MAKE A LIL SITE
<3> GET BROWSED TONIGHT
<4> :)
<4> chamois++
<2> release chrisxp for a week or so
<4> Quant: why?
<2> for fun
<4> give good reason?
<2> fun fun
<3> they are lovers
<3> no *** until then
<3> :P
<4> ask the person who set the ban
<3> it aint hard to him pissed off
<2> arrakis: but it's not about the stats anymore, it's about the way the stuff looks also
<3> it aint hard to get him pissed off
<2> oh i oughta
<2> chris is like banned everywher
<5> hi
<5> can anyone help?
<4> try asking a question other then "can anyone help"
<4> and you might get a better response
<5> regarding transaction tables if i process payments in batch when a member request it does the transaction table have to be updated?>
<4> wtf is a transaction table?
<5> ? that stores information about payments
<5> let me give a quick run down
<4> sounds like a logical question for your schema designer
<4> if your the schema designer ... then you've got an issue
<5> hmm
<5> why you say that?
<4> you shouldn't be asking us when your tables need to be updated ... you should have this all figured out before creating the final schema, based on business logic and rules
<4> anyhow, I'm bored out of my skull ... bbl
<5> hmm
<5> what do i do now?
<6> hi chaps
<6> anyone know where in a sybase database the user permissions and p***words and such are kept?
<6> specifically the strings needed to be used by "IDENTIFIED BY" clause in a GRANT statement.
<7> i
<7> don't
<8> hi , one-to-many relationship between authors and authorsbooks. How do i group by on authors where authorsbooks.category is science
<8> http://pastebin.com/497350
<8> any help
<9> la la la~~~
<9> Such ***holes... you guys are..
<9> there better be no more "flooding" attacks here tonight.. :)
<10> gnite all...
<6> anyone familiar with using ODBC? How od you deal with different formatted/type fields such as bigints and long time fields? Can just send the data as strings and have it automaticlaly get converted?


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