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<0> narbs: yea PK's are indexed hehe
<0> they are not hashed wtf?
<1> are there any way to select a time date with interval for example WHERE dateT = mm/dd/yy +- 20 hours ?
<0> yea
<0> dateadd()
<2> quant want some hash?
<3> ask if he wants penis, it's like a drug to him
<2> shutup nurbs
<3> maybe i'll offer some penis to your face
<2> are you asking to get banned?
<3> by?
<2> keep quiet and be nice
<3> I know Quant well enough to own him
<3> mind your own business
<0> roflmao
<3> is that right



<0> he's a serious dude
<3> love does a lot. I understand
<1> Quant: thanx. is there anyway to tell the SQL server that you want to return rows with date between date now to date (when the now date is over i mean to midnight)
<4> use between donnib :)
<1> CoJoNEs: yes between but what should be on the right side ?
<4> where blah between date1 and date2
<4> and use dateadd on date2
<1> CoJoNEs: WHERE datet BETWEEN Now() AND DATEADD(?)
<1> CoJoNEs: i don't know what Now() would be at the time of the query
<5> Can anyone think of a company that went bankrupt due to a system crash that caused a lengthy downtime? I need some examples for an article I'm writing.
<1> CoJoNEs: if i go like this i get the 4 too in the query. BETWEEN 'March 3, 2006' AND DATEADD(hour, 24, 'March 3, 2006')
<1> CoJoNEs: i am running on SQL2005
<2> Harvard usually that in itself isn't going to cause a company to file for bankrupt status
<5> well, if a company bankrupts after a very serious system crash - that's the way it's going to go down in the history books. Even if they weren't doing too well before that
<6> i can't think of any
<5> I can think of just one.
<6> i doubt it's even happened other than a really poorly run business (where the system crash would just maybe be the straw on the camel's back)
<5> FoxMeyer Corp
<1> looked into the documentation but can't seem to find something that shold give what i want
<2> Harvard i'd say pick a new subject
<1> CoJoNEs: any other ideas ?
<7> holycrap
<4> donnib you probably are not starting at 0:00 when you choose now
<4> you need to use math
<1> ok i will try
<8> donnib what are you trying to do again?
<9> Ms Sql , is there a other way to go torugh row without a cursor?
<10> Demonoid: Yes, using TSQL, a WHILE loop, and a variable to hold the current index while you're looping.
<10> Google: SQL loop without cursor
<9> cool thx
<9> Ms Sql, i have text colum but i cant use text local variable datatype , in what type i should put these local variable to accept these text value?
<11> is there a way to increase Binary result length at php_mssql (default is 256) *so i didnt have to loop with SUBSTRING()*?
<7> Ask #php
<11> Halo_Four, is there any configuration about this *at SQL side*?
<11> found already
<11> thanks
<11> at php.ini: mssql.textlimit = 16384; mssql.textsize = 16384;
<9> i need to perform replace function on text field in a loop without cursor , how can i do that if i cannot put text local variable?
<0> Narbs
<0> stfu or
<0> v
<0> http://gargoylebulldogs.com/GARGOY~1/Omenx.html
<12> wth is up with that dog
<0> wowo rofl
<0> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAj5W-wCvCI&search=russian%20show
<13> lol
<13> was that a guy, who got kicked in the stomach, in the wedding dress
<0> yea i think tranny
<13> hmm.. sickening.. but in a fun way
<13> trannies are always funny
<0> rofl
<0> nice kicks
<13> lol mad people got owned
<0> lol
<0> i wish i was there
<13> same here
<13> i mean... i wish i was one of the participants
<13> so that i could kick that trannies ***..
<13> literally, instead of his stomach :)
<13> why the hell is that, you folks can find such funny stuff on google video and on youtube.com?
<0> dunno my friends paste ****



<13> wholla, korean police owns. beating the **** out of handicaps
<2> Dear Life,
<2> It has come to my attention that we are not suitable business partners. I have been overworked and underappreciated. In addition, I have not been provided a suitable environment to succeed. Consider this my letter of resignation...
<14> don't quit life.
<15> Darken|: what dbms?
<2> life
<15> try a patch
<2> programmers have abandoned the software
<2> no patches available
<15> yeah man, you can always apply alcholism 1.0 & narcotics 2.5
<14> Jesus 2.0
<15> hey yeah
<15> or, if you want to go out with a bang, try allah
<14> Love SP12
<2> jesus requires brokeback mountain dependency
<2> which i'm not willing to install
<15> yeah, i ah, don't think jesus requires the brokeback dependancy
<2> :/
<2> my gl*** is half empty and I don't get free refills
<15> pony up man, nothing is free
<14> quit programming.
<14> don't live for money.
<2> live for ***?
<14> no
<14> live to discover the truth of love.
<2> ..***?
<2> :/
<14> love+*** > ***
<7> Jesus 2.0 is vaporware.
<15> ***?
<2> love doesn't pay bills
<2> well it might if you work at an adult club
<2> or have a pimp
<2> but besides that
<14> life is deceiving.
<14> we think we know what life is.
<14> but no one ever told us the truth.
<15> i'll tell you what would help, install irc 2.4028 and seek help in a sql chatroom
<14> LOLL
<14> the truth has been told, but no one has longed to find it.
<2> the truth lies in steak
<15> hmmm steak
<7> steak kicks ***
<14> http://www.drwaynedyer.com/
<15> melbourne please
<2> there is an outback being built here
<2> new one
<2> i wonder how good they will be
<15> hey, something to look forward to
<2> but that'll cost money
<2> and deplete my funds more
<2> :(
<15> dude, get real, dine & dash
<2> lol
<14> install Jesus, then learn to know what it means to live by the spirit and you will be alright.
<7> Joy, IRC evangelism
<13> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhxULEXzWsI&search=korean
<13> you guys gotta hear the song... "****'n USA"... .. well north koreans are wack
<13> lol. good host mask.
<0> faggs they are
<13> yes. agreed
<16> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
<16> DCC SEND "3458937594387593845793487534985734897538945734987598437589347539845743895745359875983579845798435789475345" 0 0 0
<13> wth are you sm0king
<16> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
<16> DCC SEND "3458937594387593845793487534985734897538945734987598437589347539845743895745359875983579845798435789475345" 0 0 0
<16> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0
<16> DCC SEND "3458937594387593845793487534985734897538945734987598437589347539845743895745359875983579845798435789475345" 0 0 0
<2> need a jump kick
<0> Hydra irc dont havethat
<0> hehe
<17> is there any way to use "order by" in some kind of where clause


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