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<0> is it possible to do select 'blah' as test; update asdf set asdf='asdf'; in the same query?
<1> shall I do it now?
<2> don't be
<2> I promise, you won't be auto-banned
<1> ok
<1> let me answer to frw
<1> yes, it is possible to separate sql statements
<3> frw that's a different statement
<1> in the same query
<3> but you can send multiple statements in c# and execute it
<3> or anywhere really
<1> darken, do u know c#?
<3> sql parser will split them up for you
<0> Darken|: well.. ill show u the code
<1> i am afraid of c#
<3> nah
<3> im busy
<1> because i am afraid of the unknown of .net
<0> eyes_orac: .net is the best thing ever done
<3> ahah
<4> hahahahaha
<3> that was a good one rmah
<2> heh
<2> so easy
<0> http://paste.frw.se/?s=55 is that gonna work?
<3> use our paste site please
<0> Darken|: why?
<3> security reasons
<4> frW : because it's one of the channel rules
<3> and it is the official paste site for the channel
<0> okay...
<3> support YuppieScm's children
<3> use the paste site
<2> YuppieScm's kids need shoes!
<0> crappy paste.. it manipulates the code.. :S
<0> but okay.. if i have to ill do it
<4> frW : you don't *have* to use the paste site - hell, you don't have to use the channel either
<3> lol
<0> YuppieScm: no need to get aggresive
<2> damn, we're getting almost as harsh as #java
<4> frW : that's wasn't aggresive
<3> YuppieScm is the nice one
<3> I'm the mean one
<0> eh...
<4> can you tell the differenct now?
<0> nah.. still think you are an idi*t
<0> oh.. sorry..
<0> i gotta stop write what im thinking..
<3> frw insulting ops doesn't get you helped
<3> contrary to beliefs, it actually gets you banned
<2> really?
<0> Darken|: Don't really care anymore.. i though there was sane people here..
<2> who'd a thunk it!?!?!
<3> frw you didn't even ask a question, we're sane
<3> you aren't
<3> rmah i thunked it
<2> frW, tomorrow is monday and we must all go back to work... that's enough to drive anyone insane
<3> i thunked it 2 times
<0> rmah: i don't need to go back to work
<0> Darken|: asked a question before.. and thank you for all the help.
<2> damn lazy slacker
<3> i saw no link to our paste site
<0> rmah: i don't need to go there, cause i can work whenever i want and wherever i want
<3> frw is a prostitute
<3> it sounds like
<0> Darken|: http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=186 thought i pasted it.. but it doesnt matter anymore.. cause i solved it..
<2> a two-bit whore?
<3> do you work for a brothol
<3> or are you free lance?
<0> no
<2> get it, two bits?
<2> haha
<0> Homework?
<2> homework is a bannable offense
<3> lol
<0> Why would it be homework?
<2> it's work... at home... thus, "homework"
<0> we use MySQL at shool.. and i use SQL Server 2000 here.. so that would make no sence..
<3> as opposed to.. workwork
<0> but well, im trying to learn this so.. somehow it's maybe homework..
<3> frw what version of sql2k
<0> Darken|: dunno
<3> is it a trial?
<0> nop
<3> you stole it then
<0> nop
<0> School has all the licenses for all M$ stuff
<3> no one that uses mysql can afford sql server 2k
<3> school, not you
<3> you stole it
<0> Darken|: my school gives all students laptops
<0> and I HAVE SQL SERVER ON IT
<0> don't call me a theif..
<2> man, we didn't even get calculators when I was in school
<3> rmah but you had those elite sliding tools
<3> to count numbers
<0> they give us everything we want.. ( almost )
<3> i don't know of any student license
<3> or educational license for a campus to install it on every student's computer
<0> Darken|: I don't know and i don't care what they use for license..
<3> i think you stole it
<0> omg..
<3> your copy is illegal
<3> as far as i'm concerned
<0> call the John Bauer Gymnasium in Sweden Halmstad
<0> and ask
<3> why is a gymnasium handling sql server
<3> that sounds shady
<0> cause it's a programmering gymnasium?
<0> don't know what gymnasium is in english..
<0> maybe collage or something..
<3> gymnasiums are for sports
<0> ok
<3> this sounds like an underground warez ring
<0> Gymnasium in swedish is like collage
<0> http://www.frw.se/schema.PNG
<0> Darken|: why are you such a pain in the arse?
<0> just accept that you were wrong
<2> haha
<3> you're the one with an illegal license
<3> and i'm wrong?
<2> good article in the NYTimes today about the troubles with islamic immigrants in Sweden
<3> i'd report you, but no one cares about sweden
<0> Darken|: you go report me
<0> my name is Filip Ekberg, live in Halmstad
<3> rmah everyone has trouble with islamic immigrants
<3> no one wants them
<5> Hello.. I want to setup replication with my db, from what i am reading, i should be reading from the slave(s) and writing to the master - no problem, but what kind of delay will i incur if a user writes say, events to a calendar? -- then i re-read from the slave and the event isnt there yet...
<0> Darken|: if they gave us pirated licenses the school would be closed.
<0> We don't have any books or anything, we only use E-books etc..
<2> indolent: if you use 3-phase commit distributed transaction management, no delay
<2> if you use MySQL... all bets are off because it ****s
<3> haha
<3> if you use mysql .. here is the rope
<3> go find a tree
<0> and why is mysql crap?
<2> because it doesn't support XTA 3-phase distributed transactions, for one
<0> ok..
<5> i wouldnt run a bank on mysql.. but for 90% of web stuff its more than needed
<2> indolent: what if it's web stuff for a bank?
<2> "I wouldn't use a witch doctor to cure cancer, but for 90% of deamon induced diseases, witch doctors are more than enough"
<3> actually indolent
<5> first statement nocks the second off
<3> for 100^ of the stuff it is less than what is needed
<3> 100%
<5> everyone i have met who says thathasnt really ever tried it
<5> they are always.. no, havnt really tried i just stick witth what i know
<3> you're right i do stick with what i know
<3> and i know a lot about ms sql, oracle, ps sql, and mysql
<3> mysql is not to be used
<3> ps=pg
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