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<0> without knowing how it works
<1> i'm not criticizing you, only your ability to detail the problem so that others can understand
<0> the table EmpOwners = BAD
<0> no matter what the logic is
<0> that table is ****ed up
<0> either way
<0> and EmpRes
<0> is bad too
<0> wow
<2> ok they may be bad because they reproduce exact data from another table
<0> you linking FK to FK
<2> but it is clear, and it's not that important beacause there are not that many employee...
<2> other than the owner and resp issue, you see that everything else is quite good, right ?
<0> u cant link FK to FK
<2> ok othre than that ??
<2> i will fix it, i will just make a table with responsability, ower, respoinsble, or regular



<0> gnite
<2> what the hell ??
<2> i waited all this time and you tell me gnite ? it's 4am here... !
<2> what the hell man !
<2> GOD !
<2> i can't belibe this guy !
<2> you crook !
<3> heh
<3> Zoroxsta: you may have overestimated the value of IRC
<1> or at least those that use it
<3> '6
<1> sql2k: anyone know for a fact that in the standard version you can not only create but actually use indexed views? it doesnt say in the docs, but i have a book that says they're not actually used in standard edition
<4> um
<4> not sure about that it seems a bit vague about the difference between the different editions
<5> any of you know where I might find someone familiar with FoxPro?
<6> #foxpro ?
<5> nah theres no one in there lol
<6> sowwy, then i don't know.
<5> lol
<5> its ok
<5> Someone gave me a server yesterday but I closed mIRC since then like an idiot and didn;t save it lol
<6> closing mirc is a veeery smart thing to do :D
<5> lol
<5> usually I leave it open for days
<6> you remember if it was ircnet or efnet server or something else?
<5> saomething else
<6> uhh.. :D
<5> heh its ok :)
<6> then it's a very headaching job to go through them all :)
<5> I came into work early to research the stupid error
<5> lol
<5> yeah I'll just ask periodically throughout the day lol
<5> someone will know
<6> well, undernet and nodrama had an empty #foxpro channel, so your list just got shorter :D
<5> lol
<5> I looked at those last night
<6> well, dalnet is the only network i can come up with, for the rest i don't even know what different networks there are
<5> thats ok :)
<5> lol
<7> anyone know if i can install sql 2005 object explorer on clients xp machine?
<8> anyone here a firebird master?
<5> heh to me, firebird = car
<8> how do i make my sproc return the new id for my field (made by the generator...) like in mssql i'd do RETURN @@IDENTITY; ... but what is it in firebird?
<8> Kranfer http://firebird.sf.net
<5> I shall go check it out
<5> Hmm seems interesting
<8> its nice when i figure out how to use it again :)
<5> I use MSSQL and Oracle mostly though
<5> lol
<8> i use mssql mainly
<8> but i like it because it's very easily embedded
<5> and now I am learning FoxPro which is the most retarded thing out there
<9> hi guys mssql 2000 - what is the easiest way to get a daily backup of all my databases ?
<10> maintenance jobs
<5> heh I have no idea how to do a daily backup I write code that uses MSSQL if that counts :)
<8> is it possible to create a table with no fields?
<5> Never tried that
<8> nope
<9> lvk can i set that up in a way that it automaticly grabs all the databases ?
<5> Why make a table with no columns?
<8> just curious



<8> but you can't.
<5> I didn't think so
<9> thx LVK i think i just set it up correctly
<9> piece of cake :)
<11> Hi guys, a quick question. A database can be any storage application that holds the values? For example. Could a textfile holding data be a database if it is stored in a systematic way??
<12> Technically. But not really.
<13> i usualy call those people *** bandits
<11> Arrakis: lol, It may be hard to believe but SQL isn't always needed in applications ;)
<13> i usualy call those people *** bandits<<<
<12> Its not just SQL. Its the m***ive inefficeny of it once you get any amount of data into it.
<11> It's only storing two values
<11> That's why i said it's fit for purpose
<13> i usualy call those people *** bandits<<<
<11> Then Arrakis you obviously have no clue..
<11> Got knows why you have voice..
<13> ......
<13> yuou do realize
<13> that you can be right
<13> and you can still be an *** bandit?
<13> you are a ****ing *** bandit
<13> right or wrong
<13> yuoua re a ****ing pedantic *** bandit
<13> the funnypart is when *** bandits like these come from yahoo chat
<13> or irc chat or sometimes msn
<13> to ask the question to rpove a point to "their friend"
<13> the worse ones who just come on to be *** bandits for the sake of having nothing better intheir life to do
<13> lol
<13> ms updated their DRM :(
<13> *checkmarks hide these updates for all 3
<11> Not really, I am married with two children, probably your age to be honest
<11> :)
<12> Apple too. jHymn doesn't work right now, so I can't put the new songs I bought on my stream.
<13> u started a family at 16 ?
<11> I went though the whole ***uality thing a long time ago
<11> Anyway, thanks Drk`Angel
<11> And grow up Arrakis
<13> heh
<13> lmao
<13> hahaha
<13> grow up to somebody who is so pedantic that he has to come on irc
<13> to "prove" something
<11> Not really, abstraction in programming can lead to serious problems
<13> ....
<13> i feel pity for this world sometimes
<13> lmao
<11> have you got a nervous laugh?
<12> Arrakis: sometimes?
<13> Drk`Angel - the other times i've just learned to not care :(
<13> and the other types of *** bandits
<1> MOM! Arrakis and DaveyB are fighting again and i'm trying watch tv!
<13> we've created a website - branded a look - 6 months old
<13> and they send a whole bunch of new pages
<13> and its like they forgot what the site they are adding onto looks
<13> every widget is a totally different style!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(
<14> unstick your '!' key
<1> re-asking an earlier question: anyone know for a fact that in sql2k standard version that you can not only create indexed views *but also use them as intended*? i have a book that says you can create them fine, but they aren't used except in enterprise and dev version
<15> howdy
<15> i have an MSSQL 8.0 SP3 server on one box and another on a different box. On the one, if I select * from DB.Tablename it works, on the other setup presumably identically, I get an invalid object unless I remove the DB name.
<15> any possible explanation?
<16> The user DB owns the table on one and not the other.
<15> hm.
<15> so on the one that doesnt work, should my user own the db or not?
<16> Has to do with who owns the table. You apparently have a user by the name "DB"
<15> well DB was a substituion
<15> My db is "Foo" for instance. and I want to access Foo.tableName
<15> on the one server if i just select from tableName it doesnt work, so I added the db name on it.. on the other one, it needs to not have the db name.
<16> The format is databasename.username.objectname
<16> Foo.dbo.Table
<16> or Foo..Table
<16> ***uming you are dbo
<15> hm.
<15> i'll try that.


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