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<0> maybe you can rip it somehow :P
<1> or use the mit mini windows client like i told oyu to last time
<2> i've tried two
<2> didnt' work
<1> when you start listening and taking notes youll figure out what to do
<2> can i get a link to that mini windows client
<1> you downloaded the 9i windows client already?
<2> no
<1> then shutup and download it before you whine
<2> 700 megs
<2> at 80kbs
<2> wowowo
<3> megs of what
<3> watermelon?
<2> cock
<3> quant likes the cock



<3> he downloads in big payloads
<2> gigs
<3> wow, i'll be leaving then
<4> so in sql'05 when adding a group to a role, why is the "groups" unchecked under advanced? anyway to check that box by default?
<5> lol
<6> Who has the Windows Live Mail Beta could send me an invitation?
<5> who r u
<5> and why do u deserve a live mail beta ;P
<6> rondinellebezerra@hotmail.com
<5>
<5> Okay, that's it
<5> You just sent invitations to the following addresses:
<5>
<6> ok
<6> Who has the Windows Live Mail Beta could send me an invitation?
<2> anyone uses OleDB with Access (.NET)? i got some weird ****
<3> anyone "use"
<3> not uses :/
<2> heh
<2> mr english teacher
<3> it's more like
<2> what's your highest level of education?
<3> i don't like the feeling that i'm speaking to a 5 year old
<2> dark: well it was a type
<2> uses/used
<3> you don't even have to have a high school education to be socially accepted
<3> yet the majority of scum bags
<3> find that a difficult task
<3> and it's frustrating when so many people slander the english language
<5> rofl
<3> including those who were born in english speaking countries
<3> "anyone knows how to login sql?"
<2> got meds?
<3> no i don't
<3> which is why you should be scared
<3> im done
<2> i'll ship some zoloft :)
<3> are you trying to buy more dead babies?
<2> lol
<2> yo, if i send out DHCP packets from a windows service of whatever i wanna log
<2> and then have another app catch those packets
<2> whenever it is loaded
<2> would that be a problem?
<5> "dhcp packets" ?
<3> you question makes no ****ing sense
<3> your
<5> the question makes sense
<3> not really
<5> but the "DHCP packets" ...
<5> thats omgwtfbbq
<3> are you trying some cryptic approach to use obscure protocol packets
<3> omgwtfbbq is some homo ****
<3> don't say that
<3> i don't support homos
<3> they're ****s
<5> but you're not supporting me
<5> you're supporting quant :p
<3> don't be a ****
<3> quant why do you have to use "dhcp" first off
<5> i wonder if he meant udp



<3> i don't like to ***ume
<3> so he can answer that
<2> arrakis: yup UDP
<2> profl
<2> DHCP uses UDP so i ****ed up :)
<2> bitch wake up
<3> reliability and verifying the source are your 2 issues to deal with first
<2> nah
<2> all this is, is to hook up to a webservice and display log it outputs into a live window
<2> without tcpip bull****
<2> i could do that too
<2> or remoting
<3> what tcpip.. bull****?
<7> is there a way to perform a WHERE using an alias. For example SELECT name AS CustomerName WHERE CustomerName = 'John' ? It seems to bring up an invalid column name
<2> you can't
<7> hmm that sux
<2> why does that ****>?
<3> my monitor is dieing
<7> well I have a sum of two columns which have an alias and want to search by this column
<3> i say i have 2 hours eta
<2> darken
<2> why is it dying
<3> i dont know
<2> what brand/model
<3> you want me to take it apart and look?
<2> coder: repeat that expression in where clause
<3> it is years old
<2> ic
<3> the screen image is pulsing
<3> like it has a heart beat
<7> ill try it out, i have to using the HAVING clause as it is a summation
<3> flicking on and off
<2> coder: yup
<3> it is turning itself on and off at this point
<3> every 30 seconds to 2 minutes
<2> you can adjust that **** inside
<8> nice and quiet...
<8> gosh it's already 1am.. gnite all
<9> hey
<9> I made this ms access db, with link tables and all that... but i am not sure if they are set up in a way that they would do what i need them to do ...
<2> wow nice question
<2> wtf does that mean though?
<9> ok you know how you make the different databases
<9> and then link them to each other...
<9> That's waht i did right now
<2> in access i dont know
<9> but I am not sure if i can do what i want to do with it later...
<2> why would you want to link two diff DB's?
<9> well it does not matter what it is... it's just looking at the different dbs and the links ...
<9> well it's the tables i mean that are linked...
<2> ok
<2> u can link tables
<2> and?
<9> well i did link tables, i just want to make sure it's correctly done before i populate them...
<2> ok
<9> you know i don't want to populate them ... and get stuck with a useless db...
<2> so what do you need us to do
<2> you can always export the data to a better db
<9> just look at my db, i ask you a question can it do this or that...
<2> fAst
<9> that's true... but it's still won't tell me if my db is properly set up...
<2> if you want to show your db do it fast
<10> morning
<9> can you open mdb files ?
<2> send me a diagram
<2> post it somewhere
<9> ok one sec
<2> screenshot
<2> anyone got a WarcraftIII serial# they dont use?
<3> hahaha
<3> quant go buy it
<3> it's so cheap now
<9> ok qunat it's here http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/5339/db9ft.jpg
<2> brb


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