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<0> Any of you familiar with FoxPro at all?
<1> How often should a full-text catalog be repopulated?
<0> I know a lot of people are not...
<2> kranfer
<2> goto irc.freenode.org channel #vfp
<0> ahh there is somewhere :)
<0> Nice
<2> workday almost over
<2> might have to try tom
<0> Probably going to wait until tomorrow
<0> I am sure work can wait until then
<0> stupid FoxPro
<2> stupid you for working with foxpro
<0> lol
<0> Not my fault
<0> We use MSSQL for everything else



<0> but this old *** VFP database that runs one stupid thing needs updating and its not liking being updated
<3> i have a table showing up in mssql query analyzer that i can't find in sysobjects...what's up with that?
<2> temp table?
<3> nope, looks quite real
<4> MOZHET ZAYDOSH KOMNYE V NOMER, I YA POKAZHU TEBYE SVOIU NU... PUSHKU
<4> :P
<4> quant
<4> sup
<2> a
<2> what movie is that?
<4> lord of war
<4> ;)
<2> stupid movie
<4> when he ate with this other seller
<4> no
<4> awesome flick
<2> suxxxxx
<2> i like devil's rejects
<3> oops, user error
<5> ehh... can I not join any other way to a view other than a inner join?
<5> I want to left outer join a view
<6> ron_frown : you can
<7> http://rafb.net/paste/results/YoxZbu76.html
<7> can anyone help me with this?
<7> i keep getting a syntax error
<7> but im a SQL noob :/
<6> MeshMan : yu
<6> ou've been told before - us the right paste site
<7> does it matter which i use/
<6> yes it does
<7> why?
<6> 'cos using the wrong one won't get you an answer
<7> then i think your an idiot
<6> good - i think you're a ****wit
<7> realize what your saying
<7> and grow the **** up
<7> its a damn paste site
<6> MeshMan : why do you think there's a paste site in the topic, and mentioned in the rules?
<7> the main point to that notice
<7> is not to paste code in the channel
<7> not which specific paste site you use
<7> geeze
<8> MeshMan : wrong
<7> give me 1 damn good reason why
<7> this is such a stupid arguement
<8> MeshMan : thanks for playing...
<9> So simple but something so wrong here http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=185
<10> hey guys
<10> i am running enterprise manager
<9> sup
<10> and i can't stand these default tables that are added
<10> can i just delete them without serious consequence?
<10> i tried to find the answer to that one and it's hard to formulate a search engine query as to what their function is
<10> like all the sys* tables
<10> someone pls tell me if i can delete these
<11> no you can't delete them
<10> damn
<10> they're so anoying
<11> sure
<11> lie with it
<11> live^ :)



<10> but they're mostly empty
<11> you cant drive your car without tires
<11> no matter how much you hate tires
<10> touche posefant
<10> thank you
<12> how do you display a list of stored variables? How would you delete a specific variable?
<12> mySQL
<12> +in
<13> mysql users incapable of reading and comprehending?
<12> sorry I meant oracle
<12> =P
<2> yo
<2> how to install oracle client
<2> Jarett
<2> youthere?
<2> I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of: Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Libya, North Korea, Syria, nor any other country to which the United States has prohibited export.
<13> lol
<14> How optimized is varchar? If i remeber correctly varchar should only take as much space as the actual string you store in it. How much better is it to set a static char amount if you know how much your going to use?
<15> Why isn't MySQL allowed?
<14> i dunnu but try #mysql
<15> i was just curious...i don't even use mysql
<16> because it isnt a real database
<15> and Access is?
<16> yes
<15> Access is ****
<16> is 31-FEB-06 a real date?
<16> MySql thinks it is
<16> Does 1 = null? or 0 = null, or null = null? MySql thinks they do
<15> just a bug
<16> they call them features
<2> hehhe
<15> I found a few bugs in Oracle
<2> oracle=bug
<15> I couldn't use the percentile function more than twice within a query
<2> i am dealing with bugs right now....such as no setup.exe
<16> you found a few bugs huh?
<16> Raiden031, interesting. which bug #?
<15> also as of a year ago, Oracle's ODBC driver had a handle leak
<16> MS should make a more compliant odbc stack then
<15> you just like to argue for the sake of arguing
<17> Jarett__ mysql is not a real sql rdbms
<16> thank you Mr Obvious
<17> you're welcome mr rude
<13> lol
<13> wouldnit it be more accurately "mysql was not a real db?
<15> what defines a real rdbms?
<16> Raiden031, ANSI standards
<13> yeah.
<13> thats probably a more accurate question
<13> imho a real RDMBS is
<13> defined by "relationship" features
<2> damnit jarett die
<15> so you are talking about the relational model?
<15> and MySQL does not follow the relational model
<13> Raiden031 - i dont know if it doesnt follow it
<13> but the "old" mysql
<13> was not very relational imho
<15> But I happen to have a hard time believing that Access is a database and MySQL sin't
<16> Quant, download the odp.net client fromt he 2nd link i posted
<2> nah
<2> no need
<2> tell me how to set environment variable
<2> i forgot
<2> i wanna set it once and for all
<2> nm
<2> i mreber now
<16> right clilck my computer click properties. click advanced click env settings
<15> Quant, why are you dragging this environment variable across multiple channels
<13> cant it just rest in peace
<2> jarett: too late i found it
<2> so i set it to
<2> d:\oracle\ora81\bin
<2> didn't help :)
<16> yeah since thats not where tns_admin gets set


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