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<0> victoria
<1> i had a suitemate back in that dorm hmmm UGA, and he's getting married in a month or two
<1> oh yeah victoria...
<1> hmm my memory is getting worse, not that it was ever good.
<0> lol
<1> what about you? you have a plan ?
<0> what marriage?
<0> do i look stupid?
<1> yupz
<1> ha ha ha
<1> i didn't say "yupz" to the second sentence btw
<1> :)
<0> lol
<1> man. wth.. while i don't even have a gf these days and ... everyone around... is so happy
<1> maybe i should "seclude" myself
<1> and become a monk or something



<0> lol do it
<2> I'm rather happy being married. :)
<0> monks are crazy man
<0> :)
<0> Drk`Angel: did your wife tell you to say that? :)
<2> heh, no. She's at work. :)
<0> i can just see the wedding vows: "i take this woman .... and if anyone asks I will lie through my teeth and say taht i am happy being married"
<2> Can't think of anything that I'd would have normally doen before I got married that I shouldn't do now, and its really nice to not have an empty bed pretty much ever :)
<1> well but i rather have few nights of empty beds than having a same person next to me everyday
<0> ya but u cant sleep wtih random girls
<1> exactly
<2> Like I said, I can't think of anything that I normally would have done...
<0> or maybe u can
<2> That would be pretty out of character for me :)
<2> And, hoestly, how many random girls do you sleep with? Staring at glossy pictures then cleaning up the mess later doesn't count.
<0> well y not damnit?
<0> :)
<2> :)
<0> you clean up? :)
<1> i don't wanna get involved in this conv no more
<1> :)
<0> lol
<3> ever see wedding singer?
<3> do you really want to be like the micheal jackson jacket guy...?
<0> never saw it...
<0> http://www.office-humour.co.uk/includes/images/items/2004/10/2279.jpg
<3> what?
<3> how can you never have seen it?
<0> ...
<3> go netflix it
<4> why
<4> sounds like a stupid movie
<0> ya i dont think ill be liking it too much
<5> http://tinyurl.com/jduew
<5> started 15 minutes ago...
<4> gimmie ur login
<4> fast
<5> my p***port, ok, un: billgate@microsoft.com pw: apple****s
<4> ...ashole
<3> 15 minutes to talk about microsoft security?
<3> that must have ran long because of introductions
<3> "dont use sql server or windows if you want security"
<3> webcast over
<6> thats so 1995
<6> get over it
<3> so is their security
<4> muhaha
<4> jarett-- :/
<6> actually both nix and windows have ****ty security for different reasons...dood, it ALL ****s...now STFU
<4> that's why you got banned from #oracle
<4> dumb***
<0> lol
<6> heh, when will the newbs learn?
<6> ...after they get a gawddamn job
<6> http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/httppanties_4up.jpg
<4> heh
<7> Jarett is a firm believer that "scott tiger" is secure.
<4> he needs to get hacked once or twice
<7> The biggest vulnerability of any system is the adminstration, typically an ego buffer overflow.



<6> heh
<3> biggest vulnerability is stupid dbas who click "yes" to everything in an install
<3> and MCSEs
<4> that made no sense
<6> I'll agree on the MSSEs
<7> Administrators who don't adminstrate are a problem as well.
<3> and yes it did
<4> they click yes to everything?
<4> heh
<6> ..most I've met were pretty 'worthless' experts who hadn't actually solved a problem in thier lives, but had numerous 'solutions' to every problem
<3> yes install all this extra crap, yes install all the default users, yes install stuff i dont use
<7> SQL Server has been pretty decent in that regard. They had one very public buffer overrun in the browser service.
<3> you dont need scott tiger. you can get dba/sysdba on oracle with any user that has create session privs
<3> well i can, you probably cant :P
<7> The only other "vulnerability" that I know of was the fact the the "sa" login has no p***word by default.
<3> its all semantics
<3> even mysql recommend against empty p***words :P
<7> So does SQL Server
<3> now they do
<6> you have no idea how many oracle boxes I've been on where on the command prompt I type su root and the root prompt just came right up
<4> dude who cares
<7> Now they enforce it during install.
<4> DBA knows not to leave sa pasword blank
<4> how is that a vuln?
<7> They always recommended against it, they just expected the users to not be ****tards.
<3> but their userbase are mcse and office users.. of course they will be
<6> the sys admin said it was the easiest config to let oracle do its thing...
<6> heh
<8> DBA knows to change scott/tiger or disable it too
<7> Expectations.
<7> Most "DBAs" aren't.
<4> this convo is ****ing annoying
<6> it is
<4> ****ing jarett not in the mood today
<3> you better not be in the mood for me today
<3> perv
<3> go to brokeback microsoft if you want that
<3> im having no part of it
<4> hehe
<3> i keep shells up on some of my systems on the console. i figure if someone had balls enough to break down the door, they deserve access since they would end up getting it anyway
<9> what function would i use to take rows of data out one at a at time where my variable = 1 for eg
<3> take it out? like "delete" it?
<9> nope sorry, just to echo it
<9> display it
<3> select
<9> yaeh but 1 line at a time
<3> use a where clause. or rethink your idea.
<7> Could use a cursor, too.
<4> wtf is one line at a time?
<10> why doesn't this work? http://pastebin.com/638358
<6> to vague
<10> just asec
<10> ERROR: column "problem_log.id" must appear in the GROUP BY clause or be used in an aggregate function
<4> TO_CHAR(date_open, 'YYYY-MM-DD') <= '2006-04-1'
<4> rofl
<4> ^^
<10> haha
<4> so smart
<0> damnit Quant
<10> it don't matter
<10> it still works
<4> then you dont need any help if it works right?
<10> dude
<10> I'm here for da help
<0> planet: what makes you think it doesnt work?
<6> do a group by clause
<10> when I run the query
<10> it fails
<0> what does the message say?
<10> with -> ERROR: column "problem_log.id" must appear in the GROUP BY clause or be used in an aggregate function
<0> good job telling us the error
<0> now read the error
<0> and follow it
<6> when you use SUM() or other aggregate functions you need to do a group by clause


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