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<0> lol
<1> i need to grab it from one of our computers
<1> cause i am not there and i can't look on the cd
<1> damnit
<0> hrm, ive used msdn subscriber stuff forever, it never asks.
<2> it's stored in your concience
<0> Quant: do you have a HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Microsoft SQL Server\80\Registration
<0> key
<0> i see it there
<0> but this is kinda weird, its on a 2k5 install on a box that never had 2k..
<0> not that Im surprised, 2k5 probably depends on a lot of leftover 2k crapbloatedness
<0> oh i lie, it has a 2k instance.. heeeh
<1> sec
<0> EXEC master..xp_regread @rootkey='HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE',@key='SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Microsoft SQL Server\80\Registration',@value_name='CD_KEY'
<0> <3
<1> good ****



<1> hax0r
<0> 1337
<1> how did u know it's there :)
<0> i wasnt sure but had to browse the tree cause i was curious
<1> hehe
<1> does vs2k3 live well with vs2k5?
<3> im trying to create 2 rows that are both primary keys and im getting a sql error
<3> any suggestions?
<4> hey guys anyone can give me a hand with access please ?
<1> zoro
<1> what is it?
<4> ok
<4> i have this little problem
<4> i read about relationships and all this stuff but i can't seem to be able to concretize it on ms access
<4> i think it is pretty simple, but i just want to see how it done once to understand it
<4> - Employee has an employee number
<4> Position (employees can have more than one position). But an employee can be a simple emplyee with no position (CEO, CFO...).
<4> until here i managed to get it running
<4> Policy, Programs, Subprograms, SuPrograms2, SubPrograms3 are categories. At each level there could be many documents
<4> Policy (0,1,2,3,4,5,...) --> Document
<4> |_ Programs (1,2,3,4,5,6...) --> Document
<4> |_SubPrograms (1,2,3,4,5,6..) --> Document
<4> |_SubProgram2 (1,2,3,4,5,6..) --> Document
<4> |_SubProgram3 (1,2,3,4,5,6..) --> Document
<4> so...
<4> Using this hiearchy a document located at a level Subprogram3 could have a path of:
<4> 0.3.1.2.6 (for example)
<4> Wich means it's in policy 2, Program 3, SubProgram 1, Suprogram2 2, SubProgram3 6 ....
<4> Document can be a Manual, Policy or Procedure:
<4> Document
<4> |_ Manual (serial)
<4> |_ Policy (serial)
<4> |_ Procedure (serial)
<4> They can be found at any level (Policy level, Programs, Sub-Programs, SubProgram2, SubProgram3)....
<4> a document can have an owner or not. The owner is an employee.
<4> For each Document and/or Policy, Programs, Subprograms, SuPrograms2, SubPrograms3 there may or may not be a responsible (employee) at the Operation level, Organization level, Site level and Company wide level
<4> Ex:
<4> Policy XYZ:
<4> Operation Level: Employee 2
<4> Organization Level Employee 3
<4> Site Level: Employee 2
<4> Company wide level: Employee 4
<4> or antoehr example :
<4> Operation Level: Employe 5
<4> Organization Level: Employee 4
<4> Site Level: Emploee 3
<4> Company wide level: Employee 7
<4> and so on...
<4> so i did all the tables and all that ... but it just does not seem right ... and i get many to one relationships places it should not be or should be the other wayt...
<4> and i am not sure when to cascade them or not... so i want a strong good structure so that i can build up on it, and get my form and VB codfe behind it running efficiently
<4> hello ?
<4> $5 paypal... if someone can help me with my ms access database please
<5> $5.25 ?
<6> $5.20
<6> :)
<5> 5.19
<4> deaL
<4> it's actually very easy... you would do it in 5 min man ...
<5> hourly right?
<6> by the minute



<5> ok i will see how long it will take me
<6> $300 per hour
<6> thats my rate
<5> i can top that
<5> $290 hour
<4> heh honestly man i don't think it's hard, i can give you even what i started... i am proposing money because i know the world run on that...
<6> you get what you pay for
<4> i just need someone to make the proper table design with ms access...
<4> prbly maximmu 6-7 tables...
<4> you don't need even to enter the fields and all that just primary keys so that they are connected...
<6> u r lazy
<4> not really... i just want my db to be well done... i did some stuff... but it's too messy ... I am under the impmression that i am doing something wrong despite the fact that i read every access help forums
<4> i just need someone who knows how to do the relationship stuff...
<4> ... $10
<6> read about normalization
<4> ?
<4> join table u mean ?
<6> no, database normalization
<4> just googled it
<4> yea i did that i have clear tables
<4> but once i make the tables and link them, i get some funky stuff...
<6> what?
<4> you know how you can create subtables
<4> some places it goes perfectly, some others it asks me to choose which ones i want..
<4> and when i check the relationship the infinte to one is reverese... meaning that i want it to other way... but there is no way to do it
<4> if you want me i can show you what i want in my tables... you will see it's very simple...i just want it to be well designed because i want to build a lot of stuff upon it
<4> it's jsut a regular, "empployee", "postion" , "policy", "programs" type of table...
<4> (with a little twist i added i guess)
<4> well am going to bed soon, so if you don't want $10..., because i don't think i am getting ahead in my db...
<4> http://sql-servers.com/nopaste/?show=180
<4> $10 to set up the tables
<7> $10 is an insult to any professional
<8> was thinking the same :)
<4> well you have not even read what i need man...
<7> doesn't matter
<7> it's an insult
<4> it's not like i don't know how to do it... i am a beginner
<4> whatehver you are a snob
<7> do not insult me
<7> i did not insult you and i expect the same respect i give you
<4> you think when you pay crap to the people working the land it's not an insult ?
<4> yea maybe if you were not an hypocrite and snob i would have not 'insulted' you
<7> are you asking to be banned?
<7> or do you want to appologize
<4> hey kid don't think you are a hot shot... there are kids making for you shoes and they have to stfu and work 12hrs per day, so be modest and remember that you are nothing special
<4> no i am not going to apologize for nothing
<7> watch yourself
<4> whatever man you are just looking for confrotation. You are cool.
<9> we have child slave labor doing our database tuning
<9> no shoes, though
<8> dfworking: well educated children if they tune db :)
<9> no, they're just about as useless as the certified dba
<8> heh, true :)
<9> isn't Zoroxsta the brand name of a topical herpes medication?
<4> it's Zoroxstar
<7> haha
<4> i don't see what it has to do with dbs anyways...
<9> its called Zoroxstar?
<9> nothing, just thought it was an odd nick choice
<7> has to do with your integrity
<4> no , my nick is Zoroxstar, i have no clue about tropical medication
<7> tropical?
<9> topical, not tropical
<9> heh
<7> wtf
<4> Darken, i would be you, i would not talk about 'integrity'
<7> you would be me?
<7> you obviously don't speak english as a first language
<4> i would like not to be you
<7> i can't understand half of what you say
<4> wow, you are so smart !
<7> either that, or you are 8 years old
<7> i'm not sure which
<4> either that or english is my third language


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