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<0> <1> i like smoking cigarettes and weed and ****ing probably more than anything else in my life. (918119101)
<1> well yeah.
<2> hurm
<3> grouphug
<0> <3> Two years ago when i was 14 i got caught at school drunk. i had downed half a bottle of vodka with 4 vicadin and 4 adderol. needless to say, I puked. The school officials had this whole long lecture with me and my parents (who had to leave work to come get me). So, they called in the crisis counselor who told my parents i had been slitting my wrists for 2 years. I always felt really guilty because my moms obssesed with [-snip-] (224528154)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I went to my Mother's Day party stoned. There isn't a day that I know I am weed-less, I constantly prepare myself. But the worst is that when I was in a hotel once, I needed rolling papers really bad, but the only thing available, was an empty page of a Bible. There wasn't anything on it, but still, I smoked weed rolled in the Bible. I am such a bad person. (986807291)
<2> what a failure
<2> if you cant kill yourself by slitting your wrists for 2 years then there's somethign seriously wrong with you
<1> yea
<4> how inventive
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> I have this thing that if I ever go into a restaurant that I have never been to before, I spit in the food. Not my food, of course, but like... if there is salt or pepper on the table, I spit in it. Also, I have worked at two different fast food places, one I just started. I haven't had the chance to spit in the food there, but the time is coming. (955959685)
<4> see that kind of **** makes me sick to my stomach to go out to eat
<4> ****ing highschool dropouts
<6> wtf



<6> stop hating on us high school dropouts
<7> grouphug
<0> <7> "fancy a ****?" "fancy a ****?" WHY is that all i ever say to guys? (144037666)
<5> hah
<5> no chance of rejection, that's why
<8> got my radio ready.
<8> applying the susyn waldman mental blocks
<5> hah
<5> at least they took her off YES. she was pretty tough on the eyes too.
<5> what's the hottie's name that does the on-field stuff now?
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> I like to sit in my room and play Halo 2 instead of doing homework, I know I am going to hell for that one. (282857894)
<5> definitely
<9> no, its the other thing he does in his room when not playing halo.
<5> hah
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I became friends with a total hottie. Everyone agrees we should just have *** already. I fantasize about having *** with him every night.He's a virgin, and I've only been raped. He got me drunk at his house and had me sleep next to him. I left at 3 in the morning with a 4 hour drive ahead of me. Now I yell at him. why did i do that? we have not had *** and currently don't talk. (943637923)
<2> haha
<9> thats a weird post
<9> seems like she's saying the virgin raped her but they didnt have ***.
<10> thats so messed up
<1> nah. someone else raped her, obviously.
<9> GEE YA THINK?!
<1> YA
<9> thanks for clearing that up macro!
<2> grouphug
<0> <2> i told my ex girlfriend when i was together with my current girlfriend that i loved her and then dumped my current girlfriend the next day and got back together with my ex and what i told my current girlfriend was that i had gotten my ex pregnant(before me and my current girlfriend got together) and that i needed some single time which was complete and utter bull****... now me and my ex girlfriend broke up and only just [-snip-] (486182519)
<10> she wants to have *** with a virgin but didnt.. thats the crazy part
<9> what would I have done without ya!
<1> arp, you seemed to be having difficulty with it
<4> hehehe
<9> yes. I seemed to have difficulty with it by pointing out the bad grammar in the grouphug.
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> my girlfriend begged me 'please dont leave me' and i told her i wouldnt but for the past few days ive been trying to find a way. i dont even know if i wanna leave her, but another girl wants to **** me, and im bored so i think im gonna. im gonna regret it too. (327915922)
<4> theonioon
<4> oops
<4> theonion
<0> BREAKING NEWS: Area Man Is Too Busy for His Buddy Phil
<4> NOoooo!
<4> not too busy!
<9> http://www.applematters.com/index.php/section/comments/itunes-inspires-changes-in-music-industry/
<0> http://urlx.org/applematters.com/dbee7
<10> man, i seriously need a project or something
<10> i'm bored as hell technically atm
<9> port rockbox to the new sandisk mp3 player :)
<5> woot! segfault!
<9> segfault on what
<5> netscrape, what else?
<9> nutscrape
<10> ****
<10> people still use netscape?
<5> use is not the correct term in this case
<4> haha
<11> morning
<4> hi hi hi kae
<10> kerbv is cool
<11> how's it j00kie
<10> sup kae
<11> yo, argoth
<5> [5] Segmentation fault /opt/netscape/netscape (core dumped)
<11> you made it do that !



<4> we got a m***ive ***ult on our outbound gw's today
<4> :)
<11> nice
<4> yes!!!
<11> get your skurity team on it?
<10> i'd like to m***ively ***ault some outbound gw's
<4> they are scrubing all the windows boxes and patching
<4> :)
<4> its funny for me because there was a memo floating around yesterday saying that we are NOT banning Microsoft....Who starts these rumors anyway?!
<4> I guess there was some discussion about moving away from MS
<10> whats a good colo provider?
<4> and then MS found out and sent someone here.... then today .... POW
<4> dyni.net!!!
<4> :)
<4> jd owns dyni.net
<10> no ****?
<4> yea
<4> he has great BW and for me so far EXCELLENT pricing
<4> :)
<10> where is he?
<4> surfing pr0n?
<4> you can email him at james@dyni.net
<4> tell him I sent ya
<10> i meant located, not atm heh
<4> :)
<10> checkin it out now
<4> hes right outside of Boston
<10> are you colo'ing there?
<4> me and several others in here
<4> I never have issues with his site
<10> or using managed services or just advertising a fellow #solaris guys services heh
<4> naww I have 3 boxes there
<10> what kind?
<4> bunch of hosting from them etc...
<4> what kind of boxes?
<10> ya
<4> couple of low level sun boxes and an x86
<4> what are you wanting to host?
<10> what kind of box or what kind of services?
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i jack off to my hungry female friend's loud boyfriend (295722089)
<10> whats up with the usage of 'hungry' there?
<5> horny, i'd guess
<10> some myspace girl started spamming me with cyber crap that had 'hungry' in it
<10> i felt old
<5> heh
<10> two reasons.. i dont get the whole 'myspace' thing and i have no idea half the terminology people are using
<5> yup
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> Brenna and I never ended up dating. I wasn't sure if I even wanted to. But now that her relationship has just ended (he knocked her up), I want to be a part-time dad. I'm 19 (523887852)
<5> brilliant
<1> haha
<10> thats so right
<5> watch arod club one
<5> yeesh
<12> hi
<10> hao a
<9> hiya ogie
<12> hey arp...phus just told me that i missed a dinner
<12> i need to hang out here more often
<4> grouphug
<0> <4> I made my little sister put her fingers in washing mangle when we were kids and then turned the handle until she screamed - her fingers were flattened and bruised (but not broken) for a week. (357881340)
<4> wtf is that
<7> Think old, old cartoon washing machine... the two flat wheels with a crank
<4> oh
<4> owch
<7> doh
<0> Bart : We were just planning the father-son river rafting trip.
<0> Homer : He he. You don.t have a son.
<6> grouphug
<0> <6> I dont like my friends, i dont really like my girlfriend either but it will crush her to split up and i dragged her a long way to live with me. So I just keep going along hoping they will all be in a pub one day waiting for me and a bomb will hit the pub. (461578094)
<13> ireland, i guess?


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