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<0> jd: ubuntu server, or just straight ubuntu.
<1> if a customer requested you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
<2> dunno , cant rmeember
<2> probably server
<2> selfish: its their server, if they want me to throw it off the building i will
<2> as long as i get paid for it
<2> heh
<3> so truee
<0> hrmm.
<0> but i dunno
<0> I got talked down when I argued in favor of sun hardware
<0> 'can it outperform this $1000 linux box'
<0> 'umm, probably not'
<0> 'okay then.'
<3> yes it can
<3> x86 will have variable performance.. between 4-8/10 sparc wil have stable 6



<0> I like some of the amd64 sun stuff.
<0> they have some kick butt little 1u's.
<3> the x4100 roxx, remote kvm over ip
<3> and ability tou mount iso images
<0> I dunno. I want to see where this multi core business takes the peecee's.
<3> it will there are many things coming out
<3> efi bios for x86
<3> uefi for amd
<3> that virtualisation stuff from intel , MS is planning some of their own
<3> vmware is bigger than ever
<3> had a guy with v40z 4xdual core with 1 storage array RHES as local install and 4 OS's in vmware and he was nfs'ing from redhat to other os's
<0> heheh
<0> nfs
<0> we haven't gone that way yet. my boss has a 1u thats his personal deal that he's playing with esx on.
<0> but he's not getting the greatest performance out of it.
<3> you know why yes?
<0> its emulating an entire computer?
<3> same interupts on the hardware level trying to get priority over global OS...
<3> will never happen
<0> yep.
<3> vmware hal sits ontop of global
<3> what the "host" os?
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I knew it was to good to be true. She was dating her "ex" the whole time. I thought she liked me. I forgot that I'm invisible to the opposite ***. (191040203)
<4> aww
<3> sound like xmen
<0> host OS is linux of some sort.
<0> prolly 64 bit debian.
<3> is it a "certified" one by vmware?
<0> not sure. I don't know all the details, I'm just repeating things :)
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> One day I went over my friends house to spend the night i was really tired after a long basketball practice so i asked him if i could take a nap somewhere and he said sure. I walked up to his room, and since i couldnt find the light i just felt my way to the bed. two hours later i wake up to blaring eminem music. and this guy breathing over me. When i look around his whole ROOM top to bottom was filled with eminem, [-snip-] (312726640)
<6> oh it gets better
<3> lol
<6> someone took a multipathed storage system and pathed it through one node of an ibm svc cluster and that node crashed :)
<0> lolol
<0> thats teh best grouphug ending ever
<0> oh, wait
<3> Connor : makes sense
<3> :>
<6> even better though, ibm was contracted to do all of this so it's not like we made a mistake
<6> well unless you call trusting ibm vendors a mistake... :-P
<7> ****ing tired
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I hate the other residents of this household so much that I use a bucket to "go to the bathroom" in just so I don't have to leave my room and see them. I clean it out in the wee hours of the morning when everyone is asleep because that's the only time I can walk around the house in solitude. I hate them. I can't even stand the sight of them...can't even look at them they are so ****ing ugly. And they stink. And they are [-snip-] (302299796)
<7> jesus christ
<4> wow. a bit upset, are we?
<7> they're going move everyones cube around
<7> and put me next to bitchy and whiney
<4> aww
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> Hello.. I want to confess im think im in love again, even tough i have been used and hurt very bad my ex...i found a lady that seems to have the same values and is as crazy and energetic as me..Luv ya Low :) (765413862)
<8> grouphug
<5> <8> I just made the biggest mistake of my life, and what worries me about that is that it wasn't that big of a mistake. What is life without mistakes? Lots of mistakes. Big mistakes. HUGE mistakes. I want to **** myself over until I can't help but feel alive. (318962944)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> im paul, yes paul. i am sooo sacred of paperclips speacil the colour ones how sad is that.. dont you dare through them at me (276787135)
<7> through them?
<8> lol
<7> LOLLERSKATES @ OGIE
<8> ya ya
<8> it must be cain



<9> grouphug
<5> <9> Self mutilation turns me on :0 (325718236)
<0> whoa.
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I wear a D cup in bra size. And I don't think I look that bad. But I'm still a viregin. I guess because people are turned off by my geekiness. (340514484)
<7> there's a freak for everyone
<7> I need more caffine
<0> what, shes just not hanging out at the right lan parties.
<7> har
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i like reading on this site when im high. (960468510)
<4> drugs are bad mkay
<7> drugs are fun
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I love My boyfriend. Hes never done one wrong thing to me. But no matter how much i say i love him, i still have a huge p***ion for my ex. the other day he said he wanted me back and he wanted to spend forever with me. i accually consitered it. Im a horrible person. (764558039)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> Why do I always fall in love with the pretty, outgoing girls who are personality-wise so opposite of me? I mean, I'm shy and introverted... why don't I go for other shy, introverted chicks? This is so self-defeating and I'm just spinning my wheels. I'll never find someone. (799210079)
<4> aww
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> Sometimes I think that I'm being spied on by people while I'm *********ing, and this arouses me and causes me to *********e more furiously. Sometimes I even make faces and yell gibberish while I orgasm, in the hopes I can share my pain and frustration with the world. (513649123)
<4> bleorgh!
<1> nice
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> When I was in college I ran into my RA's car in the parking lot. It was the last day of the semester and everyone was moving out. I knew it was her car because she had just gotten it earlier that semester. After I hit her car, I freaked out and left town with my car full of my packed stuff. For the next couple of years whenever I ran into her I would smile and make small talk. I really liked her so I desperately wanted to [-snip-] (393515906)
<10> hi
<5> salut, sar
<10> salut, isol
<5> hello, sar
<10> hello, isol
<5> hello, sar
<10> ok
<7> hey, sar
<7> hmm
<7> so
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> i never returned my warm up suit to my b-ball coach, and now i owe him $120. he can go **** himself...i earned this suit. its so warm, too. hell, i graduated from high school already...can he still tell me what to do? (979826716)
<8> grouphug
<5> <8> my roommate is seeing this guy who snores. we live in a triple in a very old dorm so you can hear everything. i got up really early because i couldn't sleep with his hell snoring so i went out in the hall at like 7 AM and cut a HUGE fart. i'm a winner. (830690884)
<8> grouphug
<7> ****ing lame
<4> heh
<7> THAT'LL TEACH HIM
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i can't stop reading this site (195899776)
<7> hah
<7> ahaha
<7> holy ****
<7> so I sit next to this manager
<7> who is on the phone wiht my manager
<7> having an arguement
<2> oh yah?
<7> petty fifedoms
<2> nice
<4> fife'll get ya ten
<7> needless to say, I think my manager is a whole lot cooler
<7> and I can't figure out how to get this san lun mask thing working correctly
<0> wonka wonka
<0> so what does it mean when your boss dosen't show up for 2 days in a row?
<0> unannounced? no call in?
<0> heheh
<7> it means 3 hour lunch with booze and strippers
<0> unfortunately the other boss is here :(
<0> the cool boss is out sick and the crazy mormon shows up.
<0> why can't it be the other way around?
<8> grouphug
<5> <8> omg. Sometimes when I go to wal-mart, I like to shop in the panty-hose section. I never buy any, but i'm sure one day I will. I like to stare at them, and sometimes I put them in my pants and stroke the, against my gooch. I'm drooling just thinking about it! (851277304)
<4> gooch!
<12> "my gooch"
<12> haha
<0> ladies, pay attention, always wash pantyhose from walmart
<0> it could get you preggers if you dont.
<0> they tore ours down :(
<11> man they make pretty good burgers


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