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<0> i've really never played any online games
<0> xrisk way back in the day, that's about all
<1> xrisk was own tho
<2> heh
<1> cant fault you for that
<0> heh
<3> onion
<4> BREAKING NEWS: Authority Figures Call For Closing Of Area Roughhouse
<3> lame
<0> onion is way redundant
<0> that's the 3rd timew for that one tady
<0> weak
<1> why would a broker list a decorative fireplace or exposed brick as a bonus to an apartment
<0> grouphug rules
<4> <0> Every so often my very pretty roommate makes me laugh really hard, and I have the urge to make out with her. (I'm a girl.) I'm pretty sure I'm not a lesbian or bi. What the hell is goin on? Maybe I just want to be like her? (337342631)
<1> i think they look like ****



<1> it must be so fun to be a young girl
<5> haha
<5> secret fantasy?
<5> maybe you should be a cahtolic school girl for haloween
<5> or
<0> girls just wanna have...
<5> wednesday
<1> i dont think its much of a secret that i like hot young girls
<0> wednesday addams?
<1> i'm not into the goth or emo girls
<1> for long term
<1> short term its fun with all their drama and issues tho
<5> not really that fun
<5> I'm geting old
<2> the cool thing about emo girls is that you can bait them with razor blades
<5> I have no patience for that ****
<1> girls with issues are always great in bed
<5> I don't know about that
<5> it depends on the issue
<1> well, i'm not talking about missing a leg or a slow eye
<2> club foot?
<2> harelip?
<5> I just can't see the psychotic ones being '***y'
<2> dude
<1> one of my friends did a one legged girl actually.. after she took off the prosthetic, he said she was great.. lots of unique positions available
<2> I dunno if you guys watch that show Intervention on TV
<2> I forget if it's on A&E or something
<5> I'm not against something like that
<5> if she's cool and otherwise pretty
<5> I knew this girl in college that had a prosthetic leg
<2> but yesterday I saw one about this alcohol/meth addict chick that was 24, and she was loonier than a fruitbasket
<5> and no one knew
<5> until she pointed it out
<5> and I still thought to myself, "I'd still hit it"
<1> heh
<1> cain: she hot as hell?
<2> Kae
<2> you'd hit anything that wouldn't be able to run away from you
<3> ie: one leg
<2> argoth: meh, I guess she was alright.... it was the bat****-insane antics that made it very entertaining
<1> i bet she's bat**** insane in bed too
<2> she'd been smoking meth since she was 14, got 2 DUIs, lost her driver's license, car, job, etc
<2> so now she was living in a guest house in her dad's rental property
<2> the place was a pigsty
<6> thats hot
<1> i'm hearing no downside thus far
<0> right
<0> hehe
<2> she worked as a stripper, and cruises down to the liquor store and stands outside asking ppl to buy her booze
<1> there you go
<1> so she's putting herself out there
<1> if she somehow managed to stay disease free with that lifestyle, could be a keeper
<1> at least for a weekend
<1> anyone in nyc (manhattan) looking for a roommate.. fuq.. no gdmn apartments now
<7> grouphug
<4> <7> My penis is only 3.5" long:( The only thing that keeps me alive is the fact that without me, the average length would be skewed, and statisticians eveywhere would commit ritual suicide. (448446111)
<0> arg: cariglist
<1> ouch
<7> fair enough
<1> arn0: check this out
<7> grouphug



<1> arn0: so i found this roommate up near school, agreed to go look for a place with me
<1> arn0: we look at a bunch of places together over a couple weeks. i find one i like, he looks at it, says its too small
<1> arn0: week later, emails me some bs about moving in with a friend on 102. turns out he took the apartment i liked (on 120th) with a friend of his
<0> damn
<1> anyway.. **** craigslist. still looking there though
<0> not to worry, his karma will catch u with him.
<2> http://www.aetv.com/intervention/int_episode_guide.jsp?episode=180902
<4> http://urlx.org/aetv.com/f4e5b
<2> that was the one
<1> i'm tired of shady broker bitches too
<0> s/u/up/
<1> i've had 3 brokers show me apartments i saw listed by owner/no fee and try and gouge me for 15%
<5> turpitude!
<1> very
<7> grouphug
<4> <7> I frenced my ex boyfriend at my newest friend's birthday party. I frenched him against in a truth or dare game while cutting calss then, just last night we played spin the bottle. never told my best friend. (860385751)
<1> that is some awful english
<0> truly
<0> grouphug
<4> <0> i'm still in love with the guy who first broke my heart. (254607837)
<0> aww
<0> grouphug
<4> <0> I'm a woman that hasn't orgasmed in over two years despite the fact that I've seen more action than one can count. TWO YEARS. (722571618)
<1> she needs to be introduced to various mechanical devices
<8> grouphug
<0> sounds like you need to go electric
<8> grouphug
<4> <8> i think i'm going to kill myself (525880040)
<2> save energy, go biodiesel
<1> i heard california (one of the largest consumers of biodiesel in the country) just installed their sixth station!
<8> I was going to try biodiesel on Sunday when I was goign through Santa Barbara but I coudlnt' remember whre the station was.
<5> oh jesus
<5> these ***holes
<5> doing work on production during business hours
<5> "we have to bounce the app...and the DB"
<1> wtf
<3> woot
<3> possible jeorb
<1> zai nali?
<3> I don't speak spanish
<3> Kae: productivity is overrated
<1> spanish would be 'donde' i believe
<3> aaah, i know that one... donde esta mi pantalones?
<1> heh
<3> the possible job is in Charleston, SC
<1> if you know that and 'cuanto dinero' yer ready for tijuana
<1> where are you now?
<3> hilton head island, SC
<1> hilton head is nice
<3> so not too far away, but HH has very little tech work
<1> charleston is charming
<9> **** the world is coming to an end...! flash flood warning, severe thunderstorm warning now a tornado watch
<8> nice
<10> there was a tornado alert in nyc last friday
<1> a tornado in nyc would be f'd up
<10> TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has called on U.S. President George W. Bush to participate in a "direct television debate with us," so Iran can voice its point of view on how to end problems in the world.
<10> "But the condition is that there can be no censorship, especially for the American nation," he said Tuesday.
<10> The White House called the offer to debate Bush a "diversion" from international concerns over Iran's nuclear program, Reuters reported.
<8> sup
<10> h0h0h0
<1> no censorship from our side?
<1> heh
<11> i'd actually like to see tha
<10> yea
<10> i'd watch
<10> would be sad though
<9> naa theres no censorship in america
<10> the iranian is a nutcase, but i bet he would debate circles around bush
<1> bush would yell at him to speak english
<1> and make fun of him for talkin' foreign
<9> a lump of coal could debate circles around bush
<10> i would'nt be surprised if he did speak english
<10> err
<1> i'm sure he does speak english


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