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<0> hah
<0> awesome quote
<1> cox in moufs
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> I never thought I had a secret. But I do. It's one that's spawned a few more. My memory mixes with my imagination. For instance: I've half-fabricated an instance in which I was theoretically drunk and depressed and people knew about it. In said instance, someone offered me a razor and told me to end it. This isn't completely true. Something to this effect happened, but it wasn't exactly this. I can't remember the details [-snip-] (554528480)
<4> No manual entry for moufs
<2> moofs?
<0> forced only?
<1> muffs?
<4> exactly
<4> ****.. i havent used irc in forever
<4> my brain is retarded
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> when i hug my best girlfriends, i feel something more. (775056239)
<0> your brain is retarded, but what about the rest of you?
<2> hard nipples!
<4> hah
<2> oh... maybe it's something else.... lower....
<4> tarbelly: body is swell. brain is swollen
<4> Bleah: if i hugged a girl and felt "something more" i'd probably throw up
<2> Id hope it was a very misplaced tampon
<4> i'd be too busy being ill to get clarification
<5> maybe she has a big clit
<4> a big clit is, clinically speaking, a ****
<6> ...
<6> without a hole
<6> and testicles
<6> so, clinically speaking, nothing like a "****" (clinical term)
<4> obviously not really being clinical.. seriously, whod, you take the irc's too seriously
<4> double points for double serious usage
<5> now if she drops trow and there's 8 inches of meat hanging.. run!
<4> personally, i'd probably run at anything over 3.. but if you want to hold out that long, thats up to you heh
<2> I'd point and laugh at anything under 3
<7> so, argoth, what happened to you?
<4> brain injury
<7> how'd it happen?
<4> attempting to be athletic.. playing squash
<7> oh geez
<4> me + sports = bad mkay
<7> that's not terribly heroic sounding
<4> i dont remember the incident exactly
<8> You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
<7> haha
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> I've been addicted to porn since i was 12... i'm now 17 and still can't get enough, the shocker is that i'm a devout catholic and a girl. (128597065)
<7> w00t!
<4> but apparently i was running full speed towards a shot in the rear of the court, turned to make the play, tripped, fell full speed backwards into wall heh
<4> wow, that was a shocker
<8> dude, you sound like me
<2> speaking of that Im curious what my gf woudl do if I gave her a catholic school girl outfit for our anniversary
<8> i played rugby for a couple seasons and got like 3 concussions
<4> is she 17?
<7> bleah, you are with woman?
<7> plz 2 post nekkid pix
<2> heh. she's 23
<7> young-un
<4> i had brain hemmoraging and ****.. they almost drilled a hole in my head heh
<8> ouch
<7> while 23 is legal it does suggest a bit of moral turpitude on your part, old man
<8> i just had a brain cloud
<4> "the kind of brain damage we usually see in elderly people" thanks doc!
<7> dang
<2> she's only 6 years younger than me
<4> 23 is a good age for 29
<7> so what's the prognosis, full recovery
<4> i'm 27, my girlfriend is 25.. she's too old
<7> yea, my gf and I are the same difference
<7> but I'm older than all of you ****ers
<7> :<
<9> yah right
<9> stop whinning, bitch
<7> ok
<4> kae - minor brain damage, "most faculties and abilites should return to normal in time" hah
<7> in time
<4> well, its been 18 months and i'm feeling much better
<9> argoth: damn man
<7> you're up and about and stuff, right?
<4> i can walk again, talk without a stutter finally, read, and not be confined to a bed in a near vegitative state heh
<9> and they say sports are good for you =(
<4> yes, i'm well now
<8> wow man, that's rough
<8> glad you're ok
<9> how long were you down for the count?
<7> so like
<4> i dont remember much of the last 18 months, but from what i do, they ****ed
<7> the important question:
<7> does the winky work?
<4> thank god
<8> so do you remember that you owe me $100
<7> well ****
<7> it's all good
<9> damn
<4> selfish heh
<9> 18 months
<4> could've been worse
<9> that'd been prime WoW time
<4> hah
<7> heh
<8> ahaha
<4> cain loves to make fun of my video game habits, but i know i'm not the only one
<8> <WoW_Player>Why is that guy running into the tree over and over?
<9> argoth, I was a wow player
<9> I'm not making fun of you
<4> recovering?
<9> nah, gave it up months ago
<8> i never got into wow because i knew i would be ****ed in like i was with EQ
<4> my attention span was slightly worse than a retarded squirrels
<9> pameluh regulated
<4> selfish: i played eq entirely too much back in teh day
<8> same
<9> quit right as I was starting to go on MC runs and stuff... it'd have taken my life away
<9> still have 2 or so lvl60 chars somewhere on Blizz's db
<4> work 60 hour weeks, eq 80 hour weeks
<7> further proof taht vigina > WoW
<7> vagina
<7> even
<7> hoho
<9> now I play EvE online.... much nicer on the schedule
<9> don't have to grind for hours on end, no stupid raids, etc
<4> i have to admit though... i have just started a wow character
<9> there you go
<4> i'm not doing that raiding thing ever again though
<9> lemme guess.... blood elf
<4> blood elves not out til expansion
<4> heh
<9> oh right
<9> troll shaman then
<10> gotta give the women quality time otherwise you'll soon have friction burns.
<9> or undead 'lock
<4> undead war
<4> rior
<9> hah
<4> i just pvp though cause its mindless and i dont have any sort of time commitment to it
<9> I had a ne hunter, then a tauren shaman, and was leveling up a orc warrior
<4> didnt everyone have a ne hunter?
<10> wtf is a ne hunter?
<8> north ease?
<8> east
<9> nah, everyone had paly or NE Rogue
<9> arn0: night elf
<10> ah, of course!
<4> seriously, you guys dont know wow terminology? i've been living in a world without sunlight for 18 months and i know this ****
<9> heh I know right
<8> sunlight destroys the brain cells that have been taken over by rpg's
<9> it's not like it's the most popular game in the ****in' planet
<4> selfish - i wouldnt know: who goes outside?
<10> i've really never played any online games
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