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<0> eff if i know i'm checking now dude
<1> livelink isn't really a portal
<1> maybe it can be used as one
<1> I really wouldn't waste my time with it
<1> go with something from a mroe established company (see M$)
<2> yeah, at least you can be relatively sure ms wont die
<2> or EOL it tomorrow
<1> one thing our director and I can agree on completely is we are using really stupid, over priced software for nothing
<0> eff man where the **** is this version ****
<1> and it's impossible to find developers for these niche apps
<1> wbits
<1> we need a livelink guy
<0> well steal one from jpmc
<1> see who wants to work in (510)
<1> axe around
<2> omg what about lotusnotes!!!



<0> dude no one i know works with that ****
<2> heheheheh
<1> wbits, it maintains itself?
<1> magical livelink admin?
<0> kae thats a whole diff team in a whole diff place
<1> oh
<1> isn't there a help-about tab or something
<0> there is a help about but it won't say what goddamn version it runs
<0> it tells me what version the additional modules is tho
<1> this thing isn't even java
<1> so scary
<0> runs on windowssssss
<1> yea
<1> dude
<1> click on the 'livelink' icon in the upper right hand cornder
<1> if the css hasn't been too modified
<0> thats the page i'm on
<1> we've got 9.1.3 and 9.2.x
<1> we're looking to go to 9.5 but they don't want to spend the money on the licensing
<0> oooh i found it
<0> its in the bottom
<1> yes
<0> Livelink . Version 9.5.0.1.106, Copyright ) 1995-2005 Open Text Inc. All rights reserved.
<1> and
<1> ahh
<1> cool
<1> and you're runing it on winderz?
<0> yah
<1> ewe
<1> ah well
<1> I'm not threatened if we go to sharepoint
<1> it's just one less ****ty application I have to support
<0> hehe i don't support
<0> jack ****
<0> we just did a re-org and i basically gave all my work to some dude and ... thats it.
<1> and you collect paychecks for jack ****?
<2> sounds like a civil service gig to me...
<2> heh
<0> yup.
<1> werd
<0> my boss is on vacation until 7/6
<0> i don't even bother going into the office
<0> i vpn in, get on "sametime". answer emails....
<1> I'd do that too, but a manager that sits next to me would start getting all nosey
<1> I rarely ever see or talk to my boss anyhow
<0> i normally talk to my boss a lot.
<1> we have deemed the boss' office the 'Black Hole'
<1> requests go in
<1> ...
<0> ah
<1> which is fine
<1> because he's almost entirely hands-off
<1> which is what I like in a manager
<1> F @ micromanagement
<0> i'm gonna go fix my girlfriend's computer now
<1> werd
<2> oh
<2> so you can't fix your web guys
<2> but you can fix your girlfriends?'
<1> jesus
<1> this ****ing network guy



<1> he's aruging with me on ifconfig syntax
<1> THAT GATEWAY IS WRONG
<1> no dude, this isn't cisco
<1> omg, all of your traffic for the subnet is ending at your interface
<1> uhm
<3> SUBNETS, LOL!
<1> which I did have a missing entry for /etc/netmasks so my subnet WAS wrong
<1> but that was totally unrelated
<1> 'well that's the way cisco does it...'
<1> **** cisco and their reverse masking bull**** scheme
<1> Pharmacology
<1> Pharmocology
<1> these are listed as departments in active directory
<1> typos all over the place
<4> pharma-colon-orgy
<1> intoxicated anal orgy
<1> tsuwa is teh cleaver
<4> i is smart
<1> 'i r smrt'
<1> which you are obviously not smrt
<4> orly
<1> don't start that
<1> I will keeeeeill you
<5> man
<5> i'm ****ed
<4> was it good for you too?
<6> ****.
<1> uh huh
<1> what's with all the '****ing'?
<0> ****ING
<7> ****ING **** ****
<8> ****?
<8> i want to go buy baby stuff :(
<9> huh
<9> i dont think i'd hit it
<9> wow
<9> this is wasting my time
<9> oops wrong channel
<9> !
<10> so the linux kernel gets its own implmentation of libc
<10> klibc looks like its about to be commited
<11> awesome
<11> why are they doing this?
<12> how many libc's does linux have now?
<13> to greatly anger everyone that developed a kernel module with glibc, probably
<14> loverly
<13> i can't imagine it's a nontrivial port if they've decided the kernel really needs its own libc
<13> unless they're just doing it to keep future glibc changes from breaking kernel builds
<13> which is a little disgusting in and of itself
<10> its to create an abstraction for userspace activities that run in the kernel mode now before the OS is booted
<10> looks like they want to dump initrd
<10> ip autoconfig, nfsroot etc..
<15> grouphug
<16> <15> i havent had *** for 2 weeks. I am so horny...with my last b/f, we would go at it 2-3 times a week, with this new one, i barley get it once a week! I am getting turned on by the smell of my hair spray. (113920443)
<1> haha
<1> grouphug
<16> <1> oh..i'm so madly in love with boys from england. i flirt with them like mad and therefore probably come off very strong. i love how they can sound so gentlemanly while saying the dirtiest things. i just love it. kills me everytime. for some reason they don't even seem phony. so,mate, if you're a british babe, go ahead and add "dear" and "darling" to your sentences and chances are , i'll fall head over heals in lust with [-snip-] (979923560)
<1> yea, until creapy-old-brittish guy tries to man-handle you
<6> grouphug
<16> <6> i have a little bump in between my vaginal lips. (247461608)
<1> grouphug
<16> <1> its my fourth year in college. Trinity College Dublin, Ireland by the way. ive always been a great student, got a 2.1 average every year. but with two months to go i just dont give a **** anymore. I dont want to end up in some stupid office job anyway. Im going to head to my sister in Indiana straight after the exams finish before the results come back so i dont have to see everyones suprised faces when they find out i [-snip-] (604020491)
<17> grouphug
<16> <17> I love my boyfriend more than I have ever loved anyone and it feels really real... But I can't trust him and it is literally tearing my life apart. I can't seem to live with him anymore, but I don't know how i'll cope without him. I know I will miss him and will feel that there is a gaping whole in my life. I used to feel that he completed me. That was until he cheated on me with another girl, and although i'm not totally [-snip-] (985751865)
<17> man cheating sure unmasks the inner psycho in people
<8> :(
<6> grouphug
<16> <6> i love one of my best friends. shes a girl and so am i. ****. (700723809)
<18> grouphug
<16> <18> last night i had to poop so bad while i was at dinner with my girlfriend. it was terrible, we were in the really fine place and i had to crap so bad but i didnt want to leave her coz the waiter was kinda hitting on her, but after a while i just couldnt hold it anymore and farted, you know the kind, right when the waiter was serving my girlfriend and they both heard it and started laughing at me. i was so embarr***ed, so i [-snip-] (676791554)
<18> grouphug
<16> <18> I'm a straight man. I can't stop fantasizing about transvestites. Big tall ones in stilettos and tight dresses. Using me as a cum rag. (791016426)
<13> wow.
<17> that'll make for a sticky ride home


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