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<0> that's how out of touch the cert exams were
<1> haha
<1> its not really a sysadmin tool
<1> its more of a desktop tool imo
<1> im not even sure we ever had it installed on a server
<0> it's more of a user-turned-sysadmin-crutch
<1> maybe
<1> or someone whos just lazy like me
<0> well
<0> what did you use it for?
<2> printers, mother****er
<1> id use for printers on my desktop
<0> ahahah
<0> ****, that IS lazy
<1> honestly i have never had a unix job that involved printers and i dont expect i ever will
<0> printers.mother****ing.conf



<0> col, I had to wacky **** with all kinds of printers at my last job
<0> as they were for POS units
<1> yah, i hear yah
<1> i just havent yet been subjected to desktop support
<0> with queue reirection
<0> java
<0> so ugly
<2> haha point of sale
<2> ugh
<0> it wasn't desktop support
<0> it was baby-sitting developers
<1> well then you have my pity
<1> :)
<2> i maintained a pos system written in ACCU-COBOL on AIX 3.wtfever
<0> but yea, I did unix server/deskop for like thousands of sun desktops
<0> chia, XXXc0re
<2> for the largest liquor store in my home state
<1> i have been using some African-based software for the past 5 years to tackle any printer/desktop issues
<2> too bad i was too young to run up a booze tab and clear it out
<1> it has worked out graet for me
<1> great
<0> col, are you kidding?
<1> no
<2> they're not african after they go to tamu.edu
<1> its an African hardware/software solution
<2> then they're just ****in' aggies
<1> haha yes
<0> did I mention php variable-scopes are stupid?
<0> thank you, that is all.
<2> would you say they're...globally stupid?
<1> sorry, girlfriend was on lap
<0> superglobally stupid
<0> col, tell her to go make you some goddamn pie
<1> Kae, that was my racist way of saying ive worked with a black guy who does all the work the past 5 years
<0> ;>
<0> col, racist ***hole.
<1> yes, which means i hate YOU too
<1> but yah its pretty sweet
<0> I'm a wasp tho :/
<1> this last job i took i went in and setup the majority of the server/networks then hired him and sipped lemonaide since
<0> heh
<0> yay, capitalism
<1> yah
<1> i find i work very hard unless i have to
<0> you know you've moved up a rung when you starting paying someone else to do your ****
<1> well
<1> there is some bitterness behind it too
<1> they told me after i hired him that i could have doubled my salary had i just done everything myself
<1> or close to doubling
<0> huh
<1> my bosses way of being a ****
<1> 'glad the new guy is working out, if you hadnt of hired him you could have just taken his salary and then hired a jr'
<0> now hopefully you've learned something from that
<1> yes
<1> next time hire teh same guy on a jrs salary
<3> fire the guy and intercept his paychecks?
<1> nah
<1> cant fire him, i need him to do all the work next time i take a job
<1> totally kidding by the way, both of us have it pretty easy. our **** works so we mainly babysit
<1> if this damn dog jumps on my desk one more time im going to put her in the bottom desk drawer and lock it
<0> har



<1> which one?
<0> ahah, $GLOBALS[]
<0> which is still stupid
<0> but better
<3> tf is that?
<3> php ?
<0> yea
<3> hah i remember that from my php days
<0> the language is okay
<0> except for
<3> thems were the days
<0> back when you was an amateur
<3> amatwar
<3> nah i actually coded php for a living for awhile
<0> how ya been man
<3> me? i dunno, still alive
<0> heh
<0> what've you been up to?
<3> nothing other than working
<3> it ****s
<0> sorry man :<
<0> you guys gone anywhere or done anything lately?
<0> like, we went down to half-moon bay the other weekend
<0> :w
<3> nope
<3> going back to central pa this week, gonna stay back there for a week, out in the boonies, camping with the backwood folk
<4> cue banjos
<4> ooo 'plan 9 from outer space' is going to get released to dvd
<4> I have to get that
<4> it's possibly the worst sci-fi movie ever made
<4> some of that 50's stuff was godawful too...
<5> copying 4gb over 802.11b
<5> nice!
<4> hey it'll warm the chips up nicely
<6> grouphug
<7> <6> I lie. A lot. And not about small things. I don't know where it comes from, I think a need for people to find me interesting. But I've got to stop. I'm afraid to say what I've lied about for fear someone I know will read it and know that it's me. I have to stop lying, for me, for him, and for everyone else. (819891144)
<5> http://apollo.backplane.com/tour/
<5> excellent read if anyone remembers best.com
<5> "Next to Don is the original HostHamster. This phrase was coined by Shawna Herrick when she told a customer that he must email the hosthamster for further help with his domain. She meant hostmaster. Really."
<4> great tanks are going to roll into gaza
<4> that just isn't good
<4> werd more flash flood warnings.
<4> grouphug
<7> <4> i like to **** at least 3-4 times a day and have *** in the morning and afternoon and whenever. I love to it when girls take it anal. I smoke weed every second day and pop pills every week and all sorts of drugs. I love my life becuase i have so much fun!!! (117719920)
<4> anything to get through the drudgery of his day job as a wal-mart stocker.
<5> http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/rnr/175367141.html
<7> http://urlx.org/craigslist.org/a9752
<5> haha
<4> FRENCH CORPORATION
<4> You have two cows.
<4> You go on strike because you want three cows.
<4> You go to lunch and drink wine.
<4> Life is good.
<4> I need to work in France.
<4> i wonder how well sol will run on 'woodcrest'
<5> that's the new intel chip?
<8> new xeon
<4> well that was fun.
<9> does google give different results based on your browser?
<5> no ofcourse not
<9> I'm getting inconsistent results
<9> IE says one thing, firefox and opera say another
<9> someone search for 'ningbo' and tell me when ningboguide.com shows up
<2> second link on the second page
<2> firefox
<9> in IE it's the 4th link on 2nd page
<9> weird
<10> same on safari
<10> err same as firefox that is
<10> i have got to find some god damned software thats worth a **** for tracking time
<10> as in billables to customers
<2> think we use actitime
<2> some **** like that


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