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<0> wh0rd
<1> <mr_bill> i have a BMI of 52.3 currently
<0> he's in the death zone
<1> well he claims thats still healthy
<0> he's nuts...
<1> he's got his new bowflex though!
<0> Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater
<0> http://www.asbs.org/html/bmi.html
<0> he's "morbidly obese"
<1> unfortunately it does not take into account muscle m*** etc in normal people
<0> the "morbid" part being the keyword there.
<1> i fed in shaquille oneals numbers and came up with morbidly obese too
<1> heh
<0> dude, he's so far beyond the muscle m*** debate...
<0> he's 12 points over the baseline for morbidity
<1> he's on planet flabby
<1> his wife is draining his trust fund. ill bet he gets divorced once shes through the cash
<1> too many -
<1> Ann Coulter should come out as a lesbian
<1> I Lick Bush: Memoirs of a Republican Nutcase
<0> I can't figure out why people pay so much attention to her, she's just plain nasty
<1> shes always in the news somewhere
<0> you'd think with tough elections coming up the GOP would be all over her *** to stfu
<1> funny thing is I am not sure that 85% of her fan base can read
<0> but I suppose it never hurts to pander to the base
<0> they'll count themselves as educated after spending a month puzzling their way through the book...
<1> carry it beneath their bibles to church
<0> hmm, do people do **** like that?
<1> of course they do
<1> ive seen some crazy **** years ago in the south im sure it is even worse now
<1> although the church service with snakes was entertaining i will give them that
<0> not like I'd know, not christan...
<1> neither am i but im up for anything
<1> and you cant p*** up church with snakes
<2> I hate linked-in
<2> how the hell do you try to connect to someone you know but dont know the email address
<0> I have met people at a snake handling church in west va one time when me and my buddies got a flat in their parking lot after getting chased by a bunch of nutty rednecks
<1> i need to create a new social networking site called ****-Off
<0> arp, linked-in drives me nuts, you gotta mail them to disconnect
<2> 5
<1> more like Locked-in
<0> yea, exactly
<0> and finding people you know is a pain in the ***
<2> tonto should create a social networking site called "stalkers-of-mrbill.com"
<2> erm
<2> cosmos
<1> hah tonto
<2> cosmos should create a social networking site called "stalkers-of-mrbill.com"
<1> nigga please
<2> heres where tonto came from:
<1> my next target is Snooze
<2> a businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated enxt to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
<2> they exchange brief hellos and he asked what book she's reading. She replied "It's a very interesting book about ***ual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis length, and Polish men have the biggest average diameter."
<2> She then says, "By the way, My name is Jill. Whats yours?"
<2> He coolly replied "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
<0> hahaha
<1> ssh-keygen is snappy on this sparc LX *cough*
<0> http://today.reuters.com/stocks/QuoteCompanyNewsArticle.aspx?view=CN&storyID=2006-06-23T225500Z_01_N23348655_RTRIDST_0_BUSH-PROPERTY.XML&rpc=66
<3> I can't find the short url.
<0> something bush is doing that I pretty much agree with...
<4> arp
<1> yeah eminent domain is restricted to other countries land
<4> ahahaha
<0> I never have liked eminent domain oriented towards giving the property to other private entities
<1> EW YORK (CNNMoney.com) - Chrysler Group executives are giving serious consideration to a plan to offer a 30-day money-back guarantee on the companies vehicles, according to a newspaper report.
<0> damn that'd be a new tactic
<1> we should use eminent domain and annex canada
<0> I gotta ask my brother about that.
<1> beat the hell out of it and return it 29 days later
<1> i think the average lifespan of a PT Cruiser is 30 days anyhow
<0> people are obcessive about those cars
<0> my brother works for Chrysler doing dealer relations **** & he says people get pretty freakish about them.
<1> i want the challenger to hit the showroom
<1> cruisers are for teenage girls and faggots
<0> lots of boomer types go for them
<1> yes, faggots
<0> cosmos, have you seen 'tokyo drift' yet?
<1> a coworker got one a couple years ago. after he traded in his geo metro. ahahaha
<1> tokyo what
<0> please tell me you havn't missed this...
<0> it's the latest 'fast and furious' movie
<1> oh i do not go to the movies
<0> set in tokyo no less
<1> let alone that ricer nonsense
<1> good
<1> let the rice stay in tokyo
<1> and dont come back
<0> it has some muscle car redemption about it as a subtext of sorts
<1> god, one of the numerous java developers has a jetta with a honda spoiler bolted on
<0> no way that's gotta look silly as ****
<0> I have a jetta, and I can't imagine doing that stupid ****
<1> but the funniest **** i have seen all week is a toyota with dual exhaust but only one side with the fartcan muffler
<1> one stock, one fart
<1> funny as ****
<0> hey he was going for that two-tone thing
<1> yeah that jetta wing is bolted on with velcro and one bolt
<1> it waves in the wind literally
<1> "hello im a lamer"
<0> why would anyone **** their car up like that.
<1> to "go fast"
<1> http://www.calvertracing.com/
<1> i just got a custom set of springs and traction bar from them
<0> but half the time it seems like the wings would get ripped off the car at speeds in excess of 75mph
<1> gonna have to put away an afternoon to install them
<1> gentry i have seen abandonded wings on the california freeways
<0> seriously? wow thats gotta be funny to see
<1> it sure is
<0> you can't have insane wings in virgina, they won't p*** inspection
<0> people still paste them on, but they're not quite as out of hand as things are in cali
<5> ? glue ons?
<0> hey it wouldn't surprise me much
<0> half the time those things end up looking like cars with press-on nails applied to them.
<5> around here the 'ricans like to sport neon on their spoilers
<5> or wings.. whatever you wanna call them
<5> either way they looks stupid
<0> there's a track in maryland that does street racing stuff, I'm pretty sure that's where a lot of the people into that **** in my area go
<5> a prelude with wings.. 2' risers
<0> Man***as has a cl***ic car cruise that goes on every weekend though, that's pretty cool to check out
<0> that's pretty silly...
<5> now i have seen it all..
<5> http://site.wcbo.org/content/index_en.html
<5> In a chessboxing fight two opponents play alternating rounds of chess and boxing.
<6> whos here?
<1> heh
<6> hey cos
<6> whats up?
<1> not much
<1> watching phelps clips
<1> http://www.break.com/index/hannityloon.html
<1> PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection
<6> what does his wife have to say about it?
<6> does she have a permanent smile?
<6> heh
<1> she died from cervical cancer
<1> http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060624/photos_wl/2006_06_24t134736_450x367_uk_soccer_world_england_fans;_ylt=Agr1gDZ50xNKW6o4z2d1.SwDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4Y20zOW1jBHNlYwNtZXBo
<3> http://urlx.org/news.yahoo.com/f6af3
<6> from him doing her too much
<5> huh
<6> ?
<5> oh ****.. the brits & krauts are at it again
<6> by god does she mean dubbleya?
<6> heh
<1> Don Goldwater, nephew of the late Sen. Barry Goldwater, caused an international stir this week when EFE, a national news agency of Spain, quoted him as saying he wanted to hold undocumented immigrants in camps to use them "as labor in the construction of a wall and to clean the areas of the Arizona desert that they're polluting."
<5> break out the stukas
<6> ha
<1> Sieg Goldwater
<5> Tens of thousands of English and German fans had gathered in the city's Schlossplatz, with many drinking all day, ... 'nuff said
<1> haha
<1> we need baseball hooligans
<5> we did, in philly.. fans were busted tossing batteries at players.. happened at football games too
<5> couple yrs back
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