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<0> Hey guys, Does anyone know how to log other users off a solaris box if I have root access
<1> where do i go to see what movies are i nthe theatres
<2> perfect your gobbling technique and he will never leave you
<3> now why would you want to do that?
<3> honestly who kicks off users?
<2> ****s do
<2> bakk must be a ****
<0> I just need to to do something on the box
<3> shutdown works well
<0> i rather not reboot it
<2> wall em and tell em to log off
<4> shutdown does not mean reboot
<4> you can change run levels to say.. 1 for example
<3> you can always kill their shells
<3> :)
<3> where is admintool?!?!
<5> unplug the network cable
<3> ooooh thats a good one too
<3> very efficient
<3> grouphug
<6> <3> I will always think I'm fat no matter how many people tell me I'm not. I've made myself throw up after meals. I've gone through days with very little to eat. I still can't wear a bikini. I don't think anyone cares about me, not even my own parents. I broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't care. I fooled around with his best friend because I wanted to feel cared for. I've thought about slicing my left arm open and [-snip-] (539380255)
<4> i'm entirely too fat to be bothered with getting up and unplugging cables myself
<3> clue always helps lazyness
<3> :)
<4> even tho i'm not fat.. i like to pretend i am.. a lazy admin is more efficient
<3> hehe
<2> grouphug
<6> <2> I am a fat ****. (451643027)
<4> how appropriate
<5> weird
<3> funny
<3> its fat night at ISOL
<4> seriously tho -> use shutdown -i S or something if you need to do maintenance
<2> it's true. do the job right the first time. that's the lazy way.
<2> grouphug
<4> you can even do spiffy stuff like 'shutdown -g 120 -i S "this is what i'mdoing to the boxen"
<4> '
<1> how do ib urn these vcds without a cue file on my mac
<1> osx
<5> I'm telling you, isol is Skynet
<1> hrmm
<2> grouphug
<6> <2> I look forward to being dead. I'm 30. I think alot of people feel this way. I've been betrewd and manipulated most of my life. I hate people and I hate the fact that I dessire for a life other then the one I had. I wish I had never fallen in love with a fool. (984524855)
<7> theonion
<6> BREAKING NEWS: Craig Kilborn Marries Himself In A Private Ceremony
<4> jd- pirate roxio like everyone else?
<3> haha
<2> hah
<2> theonion
<6> BREAKING NEWS: US Department Of Corruption Denies Right-Doing
<1> roxio?
<1> i have toastit
<1> er toast
<3> how long has it done that arp?
<3> new?
<3> theonion
<6> BREAKING NEWS: Sole Survivor Of Plane Crash Suffering From Survivor's Pride
<8> hah
<8> wtf
<1> oh geez
<1> this is a cam
<1> peoples heads, talking etc.
<8> hahaha
<1> does not meet my sdtandards anyway
<1> !
<3> I am forced to use exchange and they give me a 50 meg limit to my mailbox store
<3> worthless ****ers
<3> I can keep a day and a half of emails
<8> e-mail someone
<8> or call
<8> I guess
<3> I have
<3> you have to get a directors approval to change it
<3> holy christ
<8> haha
<8> here
<8> you just call up helpdesk
<8> and they do it
<8> they limited ME
<8> ME
<8> I have no more limit
<8> :D
<3> I already have tried to get the worthless ticket closing slugs on the helpdesk to ***it me
<3> no luck
<3> I get one email with some SAN diagrams and its full
<5> just have them change your active directory user account email to be an external contact instead of a local mailbox
<5> and it will forward to j0ker@dongs.com
<6> <5> I would like to point out that I really like the #lost weblog and sometimes I reload the page several times a day in search of fresh news and links to pron (which I pronounce prawn and ***ume you're talking about fat black ****s)
<2> grouphug
<6> <2> I clicked "no" while moderating on a post in which the author continually used the word "supposivly". I couldn't even get all the way through it, as I was so pissed at that ****ing idiot. (415007689)
<2> hah
<2> agreed
<2> supposably is just as bad
<9> grouphug
<5> suppository is good though
<3> haha
<3> we just got back our internal survey on moral etc...
<3> someone wrote this
<3> Compan X is concernd bout r metrix, u felt u cn go out the door any momnt.No matter how well u did ur job, how happy u made ur caller..it was metrix. They uzd metrix 2 keep frm givn u a good raise.I knw 3 teks that r stil 03's an theyv ben here 6+ yrs!!
<2> morale, perhaps?
<3> that too
<2> gimp
<9> grouphug
<6> <9> I need to confess... I feel all the people knowingly spreading STDs need to be shot becuase they do not deserve to share the air we breathe. (123148424)
<5> they need to find who wrote that and fire them immediately
<3> it was funny to read in the midst of all the other responses
<3> grouphug
<6> <3> i *********ed about 5 minutes ago. i'm very ashamed of myself. (307456927)
<3> there can be no shame in the rubout
<8> ****
<8> rub it while it works :>
<3> =D
<3> "im putting mileage on this baby"
<8> heh
<8> hopefully my peter will run like a ferrari for another 50 years
<8> vroom vroom vroom goes the penis!
<3> haha
<9> grouphug
<6> <9> I'm very obsessive, and I'm afraid it could lead to stalker syndrome. (636725882)
<3> This older friend of mine who gets viagra from the VA says "I've got whiskey ****, what can I do?!"
<3> his GF says hes a maniac though
<8> dude
<10> Whiskey ****?
<5> I knew people that took it for fun
<8> my gf would beat me the **** up if I took viagra
<3> hell I wouldnt be leaving the house
<5> "Look, I've had this boner for 7 hours!"
<3> its bad enough now
<3> haha
<8> or, "you're on your own buddy, I'm gonna go to the cafe and read"
<8> you're
<3> NOOOOOOO
<3> you cant leave me LIKE THIS?!
<8> my gf has no stamina
<5> Tsuwa: usually whiskey **** is when you drink too much and can't get it up
<3> take her *** to karate cl***
<8> thankfully :>
<10> ahh
<8> I did, she quit, did/does yoga
<3> yea this guy partys a lot
<8> isn't a bad idea to drink and take viagra?
<3> prolly
<3> like that stops ppl
<8> I could only justify taking viagra if I were going to participate in an orgy or something
<8> and that's just unrealistic
<3> one can still dream
<8> that's what happens during 'me time'
<8> then I go on about my day
<3> too funny
<5> it's generally a bad idea to take [insert drug name] anyway
<3> what if its in its most raw form?
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