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<0> haha
<1> 12:56 <@j0ker> connecting ***holes by IP <-- have you scanned for open ports
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> I fall in love with the wrong guys, who are abusive and tend to physically hurt me. When I meet sensitive caring guys I usually treat them like dirt and end up ruining the kinds of relationships I always wish for. (819795658)
<4> http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> i have been smoking weed behind my moms back for the past 2 years. i constantly talk my parents into giving me more money than i need, then i take some from my moms purse. i ****ed the girl my best friend has had a crush on and been trying to hook up with for hte psat 2 years. i constantly drive home drunk. and im cheating on a diet im supposed to be in on with a friend. (651936501)
<2> not to worry, it'll catch up with you.
<0> I keep singing that milkshake song
<0> the one from family guy
<5> haha
<0> with the image of peter squeezing his manboobs
<0> and crying as he sang it
<0> in the prison yard
<5> I am humming that damn *****cat dolls song "buttons"
<0> luckily I have not heard it
<5> that was a good family guy
<5> kae my wife has it as a ring tone
<0> ***** cat dolls sound aweful
<0> just the name
<5> last weekend I kept hearing it
<0> T&A group, no talent
<5> they are hawt bro
<1> who cares about talent
<5> haha
<0> well
<0> just do porn
<0> why try to sing and dance when you can't do either
<0> dont' fool yourself
<5> its not too bad actually
<5> snoop is on it
<5> :D
<0> oh yea, that makes it ALLLL better :P
<5> snoopalting they ***
<0> heh
<0> the manager is calling up all the recuiters
<5> I never knew they were a band of hoties though
<5> hehe
<5> trying to replace your admin huh?
<0> you couldn't tell by the name?
<0> admin and helpdesk monkey
<0> he's actually the helpdesk manager
<5> I never looked or listened to them before
<5> helpdesk monkey/manger
<5> nice
<0> my boss is probably on the phone with them about the admin
<0> well
<5> I WILL ADMIN REMOTELY FOR HIM
<0> the manager is looking for a new monkey
<5> =D
<0> nah
<0> see the last lazy **** never got out of her desk
<5> we can make this work
<5> haha
<0> her job was to go over to people's desk and HELP them
<0> not try to do everything over the phone
<5> oh im not good with peoples...nevermind
<0> the admin guy lived in santa clara and found a job 8 minutes from his house
<5> niiiice
<0> yea
<5> that would so rok
<0> instead of 1.5 hour commute
<0> he's been here about 1.5 years
<0> so, good for him
<5> damn I am on 7 hours of meetings today
<5> this ****s
<5> bored out of my mi9nd
<1> wtf, 7 hours
<0> wow
<0> dude
<5> its the ****
<0> what the **** do you do there?
<0> I mean
<5> im a PE
<0> PE?
<1> meet
<5> Platform Engineer
<0> that's a new one
<5> I redesign crappy installations
<1> you're a MA
<1> Meeting Attender
<5> hahaha
<5> YES
<5> grouphug
<3> <5> My first experiences with *********ion happened when I would dry myself with a towel after taking a bath. I think I was maybe 9 or 10 when I first started doing it.. but I had no idea what I was doing. I would get out of the bath tub and roll the towel up.. like you do when you are going to use it to whip someone.. but I would put it between my legs holding one end in front of me and one end behind me. Then I would pull [-snip-] (611734593)
<5> I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to *********e. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.
<5> thats ****ing wierd
<5> grouphug
<3> <5> I find my friend cathy so ***y!! but i dont know how to tell her what makes it harder is I am a girl as well. I always thought i was staright but she makes me thinbk differently. what should i do?!! (372095875)
<1> grouphug
<3> <1> i like jumping into trees whaen im drunk. i also like to run into things really fast when im bozzed. it doesnt hurt at the time. (858242358)
<2> brilliant
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> Sometimes at night I'll urinate into empty water or gatorade bottles. Anything with a screw on cap, really. It's not because I'm really that lazy, it's that I live with my parents and I'm afraid if I go out to use the bathroom within 2 hours of them going to bed I might hear them having ***, and that would be ****ing messed up. So if it's within two hours of them going to bed and I really have to piss, I just go into an [-snip-] (404721904)
<0> wow
<6> that's so ****ed up it's almost believable
<0> that's just retarded
<0> YOU PISS IN BOTTLES
<0> sung didn't pick up on the disfunction of that one
<0> that worries me
<7> i have been moved to perhaps the 2nd most travelled part of the building
<7> the 1st being the front door
<0> kevi, oh that ****s
<0> can't you get a nice big fat pair of head-phones from your employer? ;>
<7> well, i'll let it go a few days
<7> then say i wanna get moved because there's too much foot traffic
<8> sup sung
<8> kae
<8> KK
<0> yo, jdisicle
<8> spam bots running rampant
<8> heh
<0> eh?
<8> someone joined #efnetshells or something and was like <jd-> i'm jd will you eb my friend
<8> hahah
<0> nice
<8> irc stalkers
<8> i am loved
<7> much love
<4> isol, 508?
<3> wish i knew, arp
<4> isol, areacode 508
<4> hrm
<9> that's one of the original ones, isol doesn't know it?
<4> yah very weird.
<4> must be broken.
<4> or I dont know the trigger
<4> isol, area code 508
<3> area code 508 is Framingham and New Bedford, M***achusetts
<9> isol, npa 508
<9> layme
<4> try area code
<4> oh duh
<9> npa is more elite
<4> anyway, the infopack it uses is 'area code ###'
<9> u r layme, there not area codes d00d
<9> haha u suk
<4> not I. its whoever wrote it.
<9> I will turn ur fone into a paypfone
<4> pretending to be u4ea?
<9> pretending?
<10> hi kids
<0> yo, cain
<10> I have a riddle for you
<0> heh
<4> uhoh
<11> cain cain cain
<11> i got an idea
<10> You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your left side is sharp drop off, and on your right side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
<11> to know if pam is the one for you
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