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<0> heh
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> when i'm sick i fake going to the bathroom to blow my nose (407898509)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> One day you will die. They will be sad and, in front of them, so will I. But once I'm alone, I will pour myself a large drink and toast whatever god it was who finally looked down upon me and smiled. (541883428)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> i was a juror in a high profile case recently. the person was being accused of child molestation. the jurors got to see more than the public did, and we knew he was guilty. but damn do i love my new ferrari... (934502734)
<2> i call bull****
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> it really bugs me when people call my friend beautiful. yes, she's cute and pretty, but beautiful? those are big shoes to fill and she's not even close (367647588)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I'm a math teacher and I like my ex-student Joey. I fantisise about him in the shower...about him throwing me on my desk and ****ing me like a mad gorilla. Somtimes I'd find little "bad things" he does [makes me soak my panties!] and keep him in at lunch. Ohh I could go on yes...thing that I feel bad about is...well did I mention I'm 65 years old? (879912029)
<0> heh
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I *********ed to will and grace this morning for the third morning running (519698327)
<0> grouphug



<1> <0> my husband of eight years has no trust for me. he has installed a keylogger on our pc to watch everything id type online. he will probably read this and be so pissed that i told anyone, even people that dont know me. i am upset about all of this not because i want to hide things from him but because i have the right to some kind of privacy. i feel violated in a way. btw i have never cheated on my husband and he knows it, [-snip-] (910842794)
<3> heh.
<3> now there's a way to communicate with your spouse
<3> grouphug
<1> <3> ok... so basically the guy i've dating asked me out yesterday, and i said yes. but then later last night i started feeling really uneasy. like i wasn't sure what to do with myself... i even was contemplating suicide, i felt the need to SI (self injure) again, which i stopped doing in august. i don't even know what it is. i just feel a horrible amount of anxiety now, i'm really not liking it. his ex girlfriend (they went [-snip-] (296941448)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I am not proud of this, but once I wished my grandparents would die and leave me a lot of money because I resented having to go visit them and do the whole fake happy nicey-nice thing yet again. (512327313)
<3> grouphug
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I *********e to nsync all the time. there is something about how they sing that is so hot. their concert videos are the best to watch though. yummmm. (209532683)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I hate my mother because she is depressed/bipolar and doesn't know it. she won't get help. its messed me up and set me back. im not doing badly but i could have achieved so much more without having to deal with stupid family issues like getting the crap beat out of me. i even tried to help her but she pushed me away. so i gave up. i don't even talk to her anymore. she has no friends. i can't help her. i don't care about [-snip-] (722337398)
<4> grouphug
<1> <4> One time I was out with my lesbian boyfriend and we came to a stand selling strawberries. I suddenly reached out and grabbed a strawberry and bit it, almost as if I wasn't controlling my own actions. I threw the remaining husk under the table, nearly hitting the strawberry-selling man in his dirty leg. Lesbian boyfriend kept the strawberry-selling man distracted by talking about some gay ballerina flowers, technically [-snip-] (560768000)
<4> grouphug
<5> lesbian bf?
<5> HUH?
<5> grouphug
<1> <5> I'm a social worker who works with low-income and intellectually challenged compared to general society. Think: Jerry Springer guest, but real and trying to function on a daily basis. They scare me because I see myself in them but yet cannot identify with them at the same time. (235173077)
<5> haha
<3> hehe
<4> heh
<4> yeah jd, that lesbian boyfriend **** threw me off too hehe ;]
<5> 50.6% @ 2087.8 kB/s
<5> go go gadget b0xen!
<6> grouphug
<1> <6> I have to confess im terrified of dying...what comes next...will it be painful...will I ever see teh ones I love ever again....is there a heaven or hell....is there ANYTHING afterwards....I think its eating away at me slowly...Ive even thought of just killing myself since im just going to die...theres no reason to stick around and grow more attached to people/places/things ill end up leaving....but alas im afraid of [-snip-] (351471618)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> my boyfriend thinks that every time we have ***, i have a lot of orgasms. but i cant...i dont know why. it feels really good, but i can NOT orgasm. i ****ing hate it. and i know its not him because he has a big **** and trust me, i love it, but something is wrong with me. i can only have an orgasm if i rub my clit on something a bunch, really hard. that feels so good and i know THATS an orgasm, so i know what one feels [-snip-] (429594434)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I am so ready to give up college and get married even though none of my family would approve. I just want to have babies, damnit! And take photographs, that's my other p***ion besides my lover. It's not much of a confession, but I felt it needed to be said (154562401)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I really wish that theres going to be a draft in America, it would be so amusing to see all those crazy people arguing for the wars being forced to send their kids overseas. (751014946)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> i'm a loner. (952819054)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I read a bunch of my girlfriend's logged IMs. Some from her last boyfriend. It makes me feel like **** to think that she loved him. It, somehow, dimishes what she feels for me. The fact that she got ****ed by him bothers me too. Which is retarded because I've ****ed other chicks before dating her. I feel like an anus for thinking this. (755198607)
<7> arn0
<8> anus...
<8> doh
<1> Alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.
<0> arp
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I'm a senior in college with straight A's. Everybody thinks my life is great. But all I think about is wanting to die. I cut my wrists two days ago. I wish I had the courage to do it deeper ... (275532741)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I *********e with my sister's and mom's dirty panties. I always grab a clean pair so when I'm finished I can ejaculate in them, and then put the panties back in their clothes droors. I like the smell. I want them both so bad. (640832885)
<8> ewww...
<9> droors!
<0> heh
<8> grouphug
<1> <8> I haven't had my period for over a year. Since September of 2004. (510157176)
<8> I should talk to a doctor
<0> I'm 67
<8> heh
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> im 16 and i ****ed a guy for the first time the other week and he came twice and i didnt cum once whats wrong with me? (869237346)
<0> third time's a charm
<8> just twice??
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> first of all, i really hope that this doesn't get put up, because in the highly 'highly' unlikely event that it ever did get put up and someone i know saw it, it would be extremely obvious that it's me writing it. But in the meantime, i'll say what i want to say. The whole thing started last weekend, when myself and about 8 friends had a drinking party. There was a friend of a friend there who i've liked for a while, but [-snip-] (389960752)



<8> grouphug
<1> <8> Four months ago a guy forced himself on me at a party. I was obsivously drunk and didn't have much sense, except to beg him to wear a condom, which he didn't. I felt like a whore and didn't tell anyone, I fled the party as soon as I could, still intoxicated and got a DUI. I'm not making this up. It's the most awful thing that ever happened to me, I used to be one of these goody goody little girls who got A's in high [-snip-] (945065044)
<5> bigb
<5> are you here
<9> *** bigbambu has been idle 1013 minutes
<5> ahh
<0> the bastard
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I like to make women SQUIRT!!! (897906058)
<0> heh
<10> dongs
<1> <10> Holy hell not again with my face and nose!
<5> bigb
<5> still have small packet loss o nthat cogent link
<5> where are your smokeping graphs
<5> ?
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> i love him. ilove everything about him. i love his eyes, his smell, the feel of his skin on mine, the way i fell like im about to explode whem he touches me... i cant imagine life without him. but i cant bring myself to tell him that. i dont know why hes arabic and my parents just dont understand id write more but im pariniod that someone will read this and know its me. (450587823)
<5> yeah
<5> 0.04% packet loss
<5> not too bad but still
<5> MIT has 0 becasue it goes in/out uunet
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I often pretend to not know that the person I like will be at a certain place at a certain time and just "happen" to run into them. It's pathetic. (53088955)
<8> grouphug
<1> <8> I want to drop out of school and run away, but I have no money. I don't want a job though cause it would really get in the way of my sitting around time. (327908097)
<11> mornin kids
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I go to school with a blind girl. I made friends with her, but now i kinda regret it. She's always asking me to walk her to cl***, always calling me, and always asking me to take her everywhere. It's kind of an inconvenience for me but I always feel bad when I tell her i can't. But inside i just wanna yell "Don't you have any other friends? I don't wanna be your personal ***isstant, damn it! **** Off!" What makes it worse [-snip-] (376174134)
<12> so - they estimate the kid is 6lbs and 6oz - so by birth he may be 9 lbs
<13> hmmm
<13> anyone know any good SQL dump (schema mainly) diff tools?
<10> Tas: can you name him cornelius?
<14> swk
<14> dbvisualizer
<10> that would ROCK>
<14> http://www.dbvis.com
<0> nice and healthy
<0> thelonious
<13> kae: that like work on **** other then windows?
<14> it's java so you can get jdbc drivers for nearly any type of database
<13> werd
<13> so it'll like work on my mac
<14> I run it on solx86
<14> it *should*
<14> "should"
<14> even :>
<13> damn its cheap too
<13> wow they actually havea OSX DMG archive on their site for it
<15> hey
<15> sorry about my scheduled reboot lameness in the middle of your offload :(
<13> hah
<13> thats ok
<13> I'm going to restart it tomorow night
<13> the box I'm pulling it down on is loaded with a **** pile of telemarketing calls unless tomorow night
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I have a wonderful boyfriend, he is my best friend and the only person I have ever really been able to be completely myself with. We are so good together, and know that someday we will eventually be married. I can tell him everything except one thing... One day, while my boyfriend was out of town, my ex-boyfriend IMed me asking "wanna make out?" At first I thought he was kidding but we ended up hanging out at the bar and [-snip-] (958131394)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I behave very badly then get upset at the faintest suggestion that I might not be an angel. (602284328)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> i love this guy but i'm not sure if he really considers me his girlfriend. i asked him and he said i was a friend and then i asked him again and he said i was his girlfriend so i don't really know. i want to be his girlfriend so badly. it ****s that we live in different states. (725433908)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I want my best friend to **** my wife. (214773360)
<0> nice for him
<14> yay
<13> yay
<13> it works
<14> what works?
<13> DbViz
<13> this thing does diffs?
<14> dunno
<14> haven't played with it all that much
<14> I've used it to graph my schema
<14> do queries


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