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<0> hello Gil. I heard you have a new gf.
<1> sure
<1> dolbe?
<2> indeed
<3> haah
<0> indeed
<1> been together for the last 10 months
<1> in another 9 days, it'll be 11 months
<0> congrats.
<0> You still talk to Joe?
<4> and you dont have to pay!
<4> how great is that
<2> *d0lbe* nac fired me for no reason
<2> *d0lbe* they just wanted me for my contacts
<4> I never understood all the cyber stalking that you do
<0> maybe I should come back later.



<1> no
<1> i haven't spoken to joe in a long time
<1> heh
<4> just a matter of time really
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I hate being in public. I'm that sick of myself that anything that draws attention to me pisses me off. I don't even like riding during the day, every night at 11:30 so nobody notices me. I just wonder if things will get better some day. (544956455)
<6> grouphug
<5> <6> I'm 17 years old, and i'm a virgin. I tell everyone i'm not, and make up these *** stories to impress people, but i even lied to my best friend. It's gotten to a point, where i'm believing my own lies. And i've only been with two girls, and one of them doesn't even count, and i've never really had a girlfriend. And one time while i was masterbating, i shot myself in the eye (195882265)
<4> misfiiiiire
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I hang out with a bunch of whiny, immature losers, I hate to put it like that but I can't stand it anymore. We only have one thing in common and I've been trying so hard to break that yet I've failed. One could say that I expect too much from people, and yes this is true, I've been patient but I fear that I'm about to blow up and do something that I would regret, hurting people along the way. (231598797)
<7> where is sung
<4> here
<7> he'll get a good laugh
<4> hows things going swk
<7> its going
<4> mama ok?
<7> walk thru the door this morning at the office and get a help request from one of our carrier customers
<7> carrier ticket says "{Customer Name} has 3 ATAs and the ATAs can not make calls
<7> "
<4> sev 1
<7> so I contact the POC at the carrier and tell them "I need to know where they register to (what box) and what their registration name is"
<7> (if you work with sip you'll know what that means)
<7> the response "Name is {Innocent Protected}. To the best of my knowledge sip server."
<7> the problem here in lies that the refered to company has a stack of servers playing SIP Server, and not a single one of them is "sip.domain.com"
<7> so how the **** am I supposed to fix this
<4> call gill?
<7> no
<7> but gill knows these people
<1> hold on
<1> haaha
<7> haha sung: its "NG"
<7> well atlest some of the people that work for him now
<6> grouphug
<5> <6> I'm ignoring the girl I'm in love with. Because my girlfriend right now is my first and what I always wanted. But she's not, hannah is. She's amazing, I can't believe she liked me,and I'm scared it's too late. I'm 14. I'm scared I'll be alone again. The girl I'm in love with used to like me, but then I went out with the other girl, and soon after I basically stopped talking to the other one. In intermediate school my gf [-snip-] (382885681)
<4> I'm 14. I'm scared I'll be alone again ??
<6> grouphug
<5> <6> I can't believe I madeout with that ugly stoner Keith. Ew, what a hoe bag. (340933728)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I used to cut myself when I was a teenager. Now I'm pretty well adjusted and healthy, but I have awful little scars that have to be explained to ***ual partners. (509151092)
<8> stupid kids who cut themselves
<8> "oh, I'm soooo depressed"
<4> I really dont understand that whole fad
<9> it's not a fad... it's a manifestation of mental problems
<4> its a strange manifestation to me gothy
<4> hard for me to relate to
<8> it's not mental problems
<8> it's spoiled children trying to draw pity to themselves
<8> starving african children don't cut themselves
<10> and there are WAAAAY to many cutters to cl***ify it as mental problems
<4> whats the draw?
<10> I never really understood it either
<10> but by reading grouphug posts I'm clearly an expert :)
<4> heh
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i rly want to **** this girl i kno. i got her drunk a while ago, borrowed a friends car and drove her to a river. we fell in and her clothes were clinging to her body so naturally i removed some of them. shes so gorgeous i wanted to pound in and out of her with my **** so much rite then. i see her occaisionally now and all i want to do is throw her down on the ground stick my head in between her legs and **** her whether [-snip-] (467950056)
<4> where to start
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> one day i was *********ing in cl*** and no one noticed. when i came it got all over some chicks pant leg. she didn't notice until someone else did after cl***. they didn't know what it was and i just laughed when they asked me. (703072062)
<1> so hrmm
<4> so sung.... marriage?



<4> or is this not the one?
<6> grouphug
<5> <6> I am an American living in Canada and I wish Canadians would stop bitching about the USA. Just because Canada is so insignificant to the world that no one knows or cares what the hell they do doesn't mean Canadians have a right to bitch to me about Bush. (201997688)
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I'm addicted to video games. (226499354)
<11> weak
<10> grouphug
<5> <10> I know that she HAS to move back to Germany... but I don't want her to. (611507705)
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I'm English and moved to America the summer before last. Now I'm popular and have loads more friends. I've changed a lot, I used to have bright red hair and now I'm blonde, I've lost weight, and I wear skirts and heels instead of my old baggy jeans, I even have a cool hot boyfriend. Also hanging around with American people I've picked up their accent and way of speaking. So, when I recently returned home to visit my [-snip-] (231393925)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I am in love with a person clearly not into me. I write them dumb letters and walk to their house and deliver them when I clearly know it is a bad idea. I feel like I'm in junior high. (435914471)
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I dream a lot! (714025826)
<11> heh
<4> bah
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I love it when a hot girl (usually Korean) speaks Korean. Makes me want to **** her even more. (823204054)
<12> uh. ok.
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> i have been with my girlfriend for 5 very happy years and we are currently engaged. But on the rare occasion that I spot you at the same bar I'm at, I wish I were with you instead. The sad thing is we've only talked once or twice and I'd leave her for you if I knew I'd have a chance with you. (558831656)
<12> probably shouldn't be engaged then
<11> ya think?
<13> grouphug
<5> <13> I stick hairbrushes up my minge (281267418)
<13> minge?
<14> vagina
<4> allota?
<11> fajita?
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> my friend was talking to a person online, whom i didn't know, and kept telling me all the weird things he was saying. i sarcastically asked if he was retarded. turns out he really was. (896708380)
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> For my 10 year high school reunion, my best friend from the time and I paid a couple of extremely smelly, dirty bums to show up drunk wearing our name tags. Apparently they weren't kicked out for about an hour. (684672120)
<11> grouphug
<11> hah
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> i wrote a 12 page research paper that i was given one month to do in one day- day before it was due- and the worst part is i made up all the quotes. i got an A+ though. (848729697)
<15> http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=32550
<14> hahaha
<8> http://www.zonaeuropa.com/20060620_1.htm
<11> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/21/dining/21braz.html?8dpc
<5> http://urlx.org/nytimes.com/e0034
<15> YAY CAIPIRINHA
<15> huh
<15> why didint I do that
<15> I've been a cachaca advocate for years
<11> heh
<15> we went to churrascaria plataforma on friday
<11> nice
<11> chicken hearts?
<15> nah
<15> forgot about those
<15> I went with a nigerian who likes that type of stuff too.
<11> just two of ya?
<11> +grouphug
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I tend to date people who I know will fall in love me. I then get bored with them and eventually cheat on them and find someone else. I love a challenge, but once it's too easy when I get what I want and then it's no fun. (781135859)
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> im in love with my best friend and she makes my heart complete. she loves me but she also loves two other people. i have known her for 5 years. id die for her. i dont know what to do cause its killing me. (466669093)
<16> 16:33 <@arp> I went with a nigerian who likes that type of stuff too.
<16> who was on top?
<15> gjvc, are you accustomed to someone being on top when you go to dinner with men?
<17> gjvc is a bottom
<18> Hey there
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> I am the only sane person left on this earth fraught with downfall. (784090870)
<18> On solaris 10, other than the /etc/rc files and folders, where else might bootup autorun items be?
<19> lots of places
<19> man smf, svcs, svcadm
<19> basically there are xml templates for some services with dependancies, etc
<19> most scripts livfe in /lib/svc/method
<18> Ahh ok. Thank you.
<19> np


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