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<0> hitting on you?
<0> cock
<1> <0> Silently I dunk my nuts into the cold toilet water HMMMMM URRRRR
<0> heh
<0> what shipping courior does the free solaris media kit get shipped with?
<0> cock
<1> <0> Monopoly = not sharing the ****s with others
<0> onion
<1> BREAKING NEWS: Depression Hits Losers Hardest
<2> onion
<1> BREAKING NEWS: Area Woman Recalls the Days When She Resented Being Hit On
<3> yo
<3> onion
<1> BREAKING NEWS: Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street
<2> onion
<1> BREAKING NEWS: 4 Out of 5 Texas Dentists Advocate the Death Penalty



<3> hah
<3> onion
<1> BREAKING NEWS: Bicycle-Riding Circus Bear Pedals Back to Natural Habitat
<3> i didnt know bones was in the boogeyman
<3> shes even more plain in this
<3> heh
<3> shes got ta be a lesbian
<4> hahaha
<4> http://selfshotbabes.com
<1> Title: Self Shot Babes www.selfshotbabes.com Amateur Porn
<4> "Thank God for parents that ignore kids, attention whores, the internet and cheap digital cameras"
<4> bwaaahahaha!
<0> cock
<1> <0> I would not have believed it myself if I didn't actually choke it down like an aluminum bat
<0> cock
<1> <0> Our modern toilets and pokey pricks and tapping rituals would surely confuse and frighten them
<0> cock
<1> <0> Q: What did the teacup say to the teapot A: I'm going to spurt off all over your dumb face
<5> this chan is hilarious :)
<0> cock
<1> <0> Remember the goth girl I married ??? Well we need to dig a goth girl sized hole.
<0> lol
<6> grouphug
<1> <6> I have a desire to order a lot of vicodin online and abuse it. I hate the thought of being a chronic druge abuser, but sometimes ti looks attractive considering all of the stress in my life. (893560991)
<6> and glamourous!
<6> so is hillary going to screw some intern in the oval office?
<0> cock
<1> <0> Something about a call girl and one cop and then a lot of cops and now I am hiding in your closet
<6> are they still married?
<6> i guess that's a prerequisite for being president
<0> cock
<1> <0> I swear to christ I'm not gay just let me **** ****
<0> cock
<1> <0> When you get irrational, I get stiff
<0> heh
<0> doh
<1> Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
<0> cock
<1> <0> They're all "can I help you" and I'm all "HUFF HUFF HUFF"
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I want to lose weight but I can't get the motivation to do it. I feel like I've lost the ability to love people, even my closest friends. My best friend is a girl and I find it hard to touch her. I love her to bits but I just have a thing about touching girls that I am not intimate with. I judge people by their looks a lot. (958897044)
<0> poo comes from food
<6> grouphug
<1> <6> Keiran, i know you won't be reading this, but i'm saying it anyway. I don't want you to be with her. You should be with me. (535306351)
<7> CCFL_Man, what brought you to #solaris?
<8> sunrays
<8> ccfl has proven to be quite a geek.
<7> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krctdpioFu0
<7> hah
<1> Title: YouTube - Punch Out
<9> hello
<1> privet, Tas
<10> hi all
<10> any suggestions on a good starting book for administrating solaris ?
<10> need some reading material
<9> the evi book
<10> EVI ?
<9> nemeth
<8> isol, recommended reading?
<1> i think recommended reading is Recommended reading for solaris resources are http://www.sunhelp.org, http://www.sunworld.com, http://docs.sun.com, http://www.sunfreeware.com, http://www.solariscentral.com
<9> let me get the title



<8> isol, books?
<1> Some good books to read are UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS HANDBOOK (by Nemeth/Seab***/Hein/Snyder), Sun Performance and Tuning (by Cockroft), Essential System Administration and Unix Power Tools (O'Reilly), Panic! <System Crash Dump Analysis> or , anything by Stevens (Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, or the TCP/IP Illustrated series)
<10> an alright
<9> isol has it all :)
<7> Caz, at machine at home, and C.U.S is all you need
<10> yeah just need a book on how to use Iso
<10> cus ?
<7> comp.unix.solaris
<10> looking for for a nice primer that I can read away from the machine
<10> i know bits and pieces of solaris, but obviously squat in the end
<8> caz, the nemeth book that tas referred to is responsible for me becoming a system administrator
<10> nice arp
<8> which is why its the first book listed in isol'ls books.
<10> unfortuantely I don't think I can pick it up tonight
<9> Caz your problem not ours
<9> it is the best book out there
<10> i know Tas
<10> and I appreciate the name of the book
<10> will have to go an pick it up this week
<9> and can probably be found at borders or barnes and noble pretty easily
<8> caz, until then, www.google.com
<8> solaris tutotiral
<8> unix tutorial
<8> (spell correctly)
<10> lol
<10> nice arp
<5> Caz, them 4 pdf's should keep ya going :)
<10> if they aren't bloated pdf's then yes
<10> should keep me busy for quite some time
<5> there good, especially the exam preparation ones
<10> lol
<10> to point out I know ****
<10> heh
<10> thank you very much for the pdf's yoke
<10> and thanks Tas and arp for all the other information
<5> the solaris basic and admin pdf's from sun are hugh tho, they got about 500 pages each
<7> I had a cool Solaris book years back
<7> I cant remember the title but the author was Marc Shobel?
<5> i have if anyone wants:
<7> http://www.sobell.com/SOLARIS/Solaris_link.html
<5> Exam CX-310-200 Intermediate System Administration for the Solaris 10.pdf
<5> How To Install Sun Solaris 10 Inside VmwareWorkstation 5.5.pdf
<5> Scsa For Solaris 10 Study Guide (Exams 310-200 310-202).pdf
<1> Title: Untitled Document
<5> Solaris 10 Advanced Admin Guide.pdf
<5> Solaris 10 Basic Admin Guide.pdf
<5> Solaris 10 System Administration Exam Prep by Bill Hawkins.pdf
<5> The.UNIX-Haters.Handbook.pdf
<10> thanks again all
<11> is this warez night on #solaris?
<5> most of them are free
<7> so I was at this conference thingy with this guy from Google giving a speach, he shows a video with searches happening around the world in real time
<5> infact 2 of them were got from sun.com
<7> he points to africa and says look africa is all black
<7> then looks at me and said o'h my god I didnt mean for it to come out like that
<7> man the expression on his face was halarious
<7> I felt sorry for the guy lol
<8> http://en.epochtimes.com/news/7-1-11/50336.html
<8> why
<8> is that making news?
<8> I mean, its like over a year old now
<8> almost 2?
<8> http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/01/20/1936257&from=rss
<1> Title: Slashdot | Chinese Prof Cracks SHA-1 Data Encryption Scheme
<1> http://urlx.org/it.slashdot.org/49d21
<12> OMG
<12> SHA1 is cracked?!?!?!
<12> are you ****ing kidding me?
<12> what about blowfish?
<0> no!
<0> now i'm insecure!
<13> hrm
<14> ok...my month of sobriety is about to come to a screeching halt
<14> i can't stand this boredom ****


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