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<0> <1> i like robert plant.. no i mean like, i think he turns me on. i think. (877153313)
<1> heh
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I got really drunk with two friends of mine (who weren't that drunk) and we kissed eachother, all together. I also showed them my penis after they were undoing my pants. I hate them for it. (533345452)
<2> um
<2> you're gay
<2> heh
<2> grouphug
<0> <2> i met this boy at a party, went home with him, and now we've been dating for almost a whole year. i still feel weird about him being my boyfriend because i'm 25 and i've never really had one before. part of me thinks i could marry him one day. thinking i am at the perfect age to marry and i have a really great boyfriend scares the hell out of me like i can see the future or something. (837358519)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i want my best friend really badly it's almost killing me. everytime i see her i want to kiss her. she doesn't like chicks that way. but she's so beautiful and she's so nice, she's the only person that gets me. we agree on everything except for our ***ual preferances. i hate being a lesbian. (895837834)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I'm too easily annoyed. Yes that's my confession. What? I couldn't think of an animal to have *** with that hasn't already been used on here, you ****ing homos. (595374169)
<1> hah
<2> and thats why straight people cant have gay friends
<2> but
<2> i want to see hwat happens when those two girls get drunk!
<2> 595374169
<2> haha
<2> that one is great
<3> how large can a PID number be?
<3> 5 positions?
<3> 6?
<4> 2^16
<3> is that right?
<4> yes.
<4> wait i mean, no. I just said that to **** with you.
<3> whatever
<4> solaris is 64bit and that means it uses 64bit pids
<4> not 16bit ones
<4> grouphug
<0> <4> I'm male, 22 years old and still a virgin. I have no idea why girls don't like me. In fact, they don't dislike me really, they just never go that far that going out with me. I have lots of female buddies, but never had a close GF. I study physics at the university of Hamburg, but i go out on weekends too, i talk to many girls, some of them even give me their number, but it only gets to a buddy-relationship and not any [-snip-] (791075439)
<2> introduce them to booze
<2> grouphug
<0> <2> i'm kind glad the holocaust happened...all the jewish people i've met have treated me like ****...and im not even black... :( (248008528)
<2> hahah
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I find myself attracted to my son's friend's father. I am married, but he is a widower. Secretly, if he made the first move - I would definitely follow! (208030131)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> cl***es **** (292687001)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I only have one testicle. (929852567)
<1> hah
<4> grouphug
<0> <4> I've *********ed in almost every place i frequent. My room, my grandparents, my dad's office, best friend's houses, in a car, outside, in school. (552350835)
<5> hi
<0> what's up, tarbelly
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I tortured an animal once. I regret it loads (160028979)
<2> hey gentry
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i like doing nothing. i could lay in bed all day for days in a row and do nothing and never get bored. (456435478)
<4> me too
<4> i'd get hungry though
<4> grouphug
<0> <4> I got really drunk one night and called our local chinese place and started reading the menu off to the guy on the phone in a very seductive voice. He was just sitting there, not saying anything. I even pretended to orgasm when I got to the combo platters. He actually stayed on the line, laughed, then hung up. Me and my friends all had a good laugh, but the next day I realized that their computers store all of the phone [-snip-] (525443323)
<4> heh
<4> okay
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> Can you be in love with two people at the same time? I think I am !?!? (870996807)
<4> yeah, but they'll have to fight to the death so not for long.
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i hate it wen my girl goes out with her best friend, she always chooses me over her and it really hurts, i wnt to be with her all the time..am i sad? (620903168)
<4> your logic is sad
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I whore Tribalwardotcom because I have no friends. People on the internet dont really know what your like in real life. (844132175)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I threw my ferret gus off a 20 foot roof with the intention he would land on the trampoline. I just wanted to see how high he would bounce.. Lets just say my dad had to hose down our driveway after that incident. oh gusaha (594737647)
<6> isol, u sick ****
<7> ha!
<2> 3 0.so-4-3-0.XL2.BOS4.ALTER.NET (152.63.17.18) 2.113 ms 2.425 ms 2.442 ms
<2> 4 0.so-7-1-2.XL4.NYC4.ALTER.NET (152.63.20.213) 144.215 ms 182.423 ms 185.144 ms
<2> 5 0.ge-4-1-0.BR2.NYC4.ALTER.NET (152.63.3.118) 192.035 ms 188.281 ms 174.005 ms
<2> rock n roll UU
<2> vz breaking **** already?
<2> oops
<8> you really gotta obtain mastery over your irc client
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i have a rather extensive word document of all the hand picked (by me) funniest/messed up confessions on this site. i read it aloud to all my friends for amusement. sorry (825956842)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I'm in love with a man 21 years older then me. He loves me back but he can't leave his family his children are too young, I am the same age as his daughter. I told him yesterday that I couldn't see him anymore and he didn't take it very well. I do want to see him-I want to see him everyday for the rest of my life. I can't believe I want to destroy a family but I love him so damn much. (117269397)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I like this guy a lot. But he has a girlfriend. And every time he mentions how he went with her to the dance, or how he's going to text message her, or how much he likes her, I just have the urge to punch her in the face because she is so damned lucky. Then I get the urge to punch him in the face for being so strangely attractive. Then I want to punch myself in the face for never, ever talking to him, even though I see [-snip-] (190833986)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> Most of the time, I just don't climax unless I fantasize about slashing the bejesus out of my enemies with a big knife. (757907217)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> "A good 90% of America believes in God. I'm 16 and I've been an athiest ever since I was old enough to say the word. I think religion is a cult and one day there will be a religious war. I think everyone needs to see how many **** ups the many people who wrote the bible made. Not saying the bible doesn't have good morals to it, it's just you can tell there's missing pieces and many things that we have later discovered [-snip-] (175589332)
<9> One day there will be a religious war? :)
<9> I don't think there has been a moment in the entire history of humanity that there has not been a religious war in progress somewhere in the world :)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i can't even begin to descibe how happy i am for you. this is the most wonderful thing i've ever experienced (vicariously, of course). and also, you're amazing. (506644036)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> there's this girl sitting behind me who's wearing these really low rise jeans that give her love handles and make her look fat, even though she's really pretty good looking. I just want to slap her and scream "what were you thinking when you bought those pants!? didn't you try them on first!?" Some people just have no fashion sense at all, and it makes me sick. (879540817)
<1> hah
<10> does veritas deal with individual luns that have been physically resized?
<10> like a lun that starts out as 8gb changes to 10gb (as far as the array is concerned), does Solaris/VxVM know how to deal with that gracefully?
<10> hmmm I guess it does.
<11> grouphug
<0> <11> so one time when i was alone at home i drank all of my parents beer and got really sick and drunk (shouldve seen me the next morning) and i was stumbling around looking for food and i kinda blacked out around here but i woke up in the hospital i think i tried to eat a light bulb? i need helppppp (514565446)
<10> but only with CDS
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> my husband is really cute when his hair is longer. (886846301)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I would like to have *** with an amputee. (924397583)
<1> stumphumper
<4> yeah that would probably be cool
<7> ?!?
<7> grouphug
<0> <7> During cl*** today, my friend accidently touched my inner thigh with his hand and I instantly got hard. (441567823)
<7> yow
<0> America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING into your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ...
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i should be going to cl*** and taking my exams but i just wake up and ignore my alarm. i've done this for the last week and i am now probably failing 3 out of my 5 cl***es. everytime my parents call i tell them i'm doing fine and everything is alright, but it's not. i wish i wasn't so lazy. (890004320)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I am a huge black hole! I need infinite amounts of money from my hard working parents (I spend every penny and no matter how much it's never enough). I am an attention whore to my boyfriend. He needs to work or do school or go see his family and I cry and make his life hell unless everything he does is all about me! And I make all my friend's plans revolve around what I'm doing, to the point where I only hang out with [-snip-] (539464677)
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<0> <1> i can't stop biting my nails! i'm afraid to bite them away and i'll have none left. then my fingers will look like stubs. even though i have this super intense fear... i still bite. i can't figure out why i do it in the first place, and because of it i can't stop. help! (213564252)
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<0> <1> I once slept rough for a laugh and met some real homeless people. I ended up sleeping with one homeless girl just to make her feel special. She smelled awful but I went down on her anyway. (296925234)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> One time, I couldn't get it up for my girlfriend. The next day we broke up. The whole thing ****ed. Fortunately we had *** again after breaking up. (658537728)
<7> grouphug
<0> <7> When I was young I gave a kid a key to the store I worked at so he could rob it. Since then I've been a pretty honest cat...maybe there were some other disgressions, but they were out of necessity. I am ashamed that there exists such a necessity........ (205356624)
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<0> <1> A girl is in love with me. I used her for *** for months, and when she said that she wasn't into me and just wanted ***, I pretended to believe her so I could get ***. But really I know she was in love with me. Please don't do this to someone; it's really mean. (371294304)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> i dont know what a douche is (445169299)
<1> hibclear;xrefresh;gclear
<1> oops
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I have a problem with narcisism. I think that everyone else is stupid and shallow and just an obstacle placed before me to get in my way. Including "friends". (423472032)
<1> you have a problem with spelling, too
<12> pfft
<12> grouphug
<0> <12> in movie theaters i have the biggest urge to kiss whoever is sitting next to me, no matter what gender they are. i've done it twice, and i got thrown out of the theater every time. stupid ragin hormones (554040499)
<12> haha
<2> i hope thats a chick
<2> its probably a fat chick
<11> haha
<11> grouphug
<0> <11> i just drank an entire bottle of robotussin just to see what would happen. (802419831)
<12> grouphug
<0> <12> Did anyone see that 16-year old black girl from X-Factor who made it in the top 5, I forgot her name, but she is buff. I love her facial figure, body figure, actual looks, I also love her hair style. I'm also 16 & white by the way. (552753451)
<12> OMG
<12> it's okay if a white person finds a black person attractive...as long as the black person is completely objectified
<13> score
<13> I just got a 250r
<13> it could go to dyni
<13> im pumoped
<13> aww you guys are no fun
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