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<0> maybe I'll copyright it
<0> then sell it
<0> the power of php
<0> oh yea
<0> this is all proof-of-concept quality ****
<1> hmmm my mom keeps wigging out about the fact that niki got heavy so quickly
<2> heh
<2> my turd is 23lb now
<2> tarbelly's kid is like 6'3" 220lbs
<1> he doubled his weight (he just turned 2 months)
<1> he's 15 lbs
<1> I mean, I'm a little bit concerned as well
<1> I don't want him to become a fat***
<1> so I wonder what is and isn't healthy weight gain (even for a baby)
<3> I wouldn't sweat it too much
<3> fat*** babies don't mean fat*** adults



<3> now, if he's a porker at 3, you may wanna worry.
<1> I was a porker at 3, but that was because I was getting fed 6 meals a day
<1> once we moved out of the grandparents' house, I slimmed down completely
<4> yeah
<4> damn grandparents
<1> guess I'll ask the doc if we should worry, all of the articles I've found so far refer to exclusively breastfeeding a baby
<1> which was impossible with him
<1> the demand was there, the supply wasn't
<0> awe :<
<3> but he's fat now?
<3> as quick as babies grow having the tank topped off isn't a bad thing.
<1> he went from 7.5 to 15 lbs in 2 months
<3> haha man that's amazing
<1> normally babies aren't supposed to double their weight until 3-4 months
<3> doubled his weight about
<3> well he's ahead of the curve
<1> at 4 weeks he was 90%
<1> percentile that is
<3> now he's like out of the top of the bracket?
<1> he gets a lot of breast milk, but we always have to supplement
<1> we'll find out on thursday
<1> mind you, he also went up to over 50% on height
<1> so he's not only been growing sideways, at least, when they had the 4 weeks exam
<3> ok, so he doesn't look like a snausage
<1> and he seems significantly longer than he was
<3> yea, sounds like he just is growing really fast
<1> yeah, I didn't think he was abnormally large
<3> strong genes
<1> but my mom is wigging out anyway
<4> perhaps you've got an ubermensch on your hands
<1> heh
<3> why it's not like he grew a third limb...
<1> Axis hybrid vigor!
<4> hahahahahaha
<4> could not have put it better myself
<4> height of teuton, math skills of asian subcontinent
<1> we'll breed an army of supermen to take over the world
<3> man at daycare they've taught my sister's kid sign language
<1> gentry that's good
<3> it's the freakiest thing I have ever seen in my life
<4> ah yes
<1> gentry it's awesome, thinking of doing that as well, it's great for communicating before they learn how to speak
<4> only a few of us know where to obtain their kryptonite
<3> the kid puts sentences together with signs
<4> (Belgium)
<3> phae I _totaly_ reccomend it having seen it
<1> know several people that did it
<1> not sentences
<1> but basic ****
<1> so they can tell you if they like, don't like something
<1> and also if they're hungry/tired/etc.
<1> proves to be extremely useful
<3> it's freakish as hell, and worth it just for the boggle factor, but the thing that got me was how much easier the kid was to deal with.
<1> heh
<3> he could do sentences with it, which was just weird, like tell his mom that he wanted abstract stuff
<3> she started teaching him words right away too so he can understand stuff, even if he doesn't have a sign for it or could say it.
<3> most of the time it was stuff like 'more' and 'yes/no' stuff
<1> I figure anything that gets their minds working is good
<1> also, ours will probably need the stimulation, he bores easily
<5> grouphug
<6> <5> I think *** before marriage is absolutely disgusting. You all should be ashamed. (654383851)



<5> hmm. no.
<7> grouphug 641998381
<6> <7> When I was three, I was at church with my parents and they were speaking to some other church people, who had a daughter who was about my age. She was giggling and smiling at me, so I ran at her and pushed her to the ground as hard as I could. She started crying and ran to her parents, who didn't see the incident and ignored her. To this day i think that God was the only one that saw me. (641998381 post confession to del.icio.us)
<7> heh. i love that one
<4> haha
<0> so
<0> I'm scared
<7> why
<0> I have this guy at work
<0> who
<0> says he can speak 'duck'
<0> just said
<7> :/
<0> "I like you, I can talk to you...you communicate up *here*"
<4> HAHA
<7> hahaha
<4> sounds like some dongchongery
<0> hahah
<0> 'no, I mean that as a compliment'
<4> god
<0> he is socially impaired
<0> I guess because I attempt to talk to him and be patient with him
<0> most people blow him off
<4> right
<4> you've been imprinted as his "buddy"
<4> good work
<0> yea
<0> quack
<4> haha
<0> he's like 35
<4> yeah maybe that's what he was referring to
<0> lives alone
<0> is very over weight
<0> network monkey
<4> born and raised in berkeley?
<4> that'll **** anyone up
<0> no
<0> hardly
<0> snop
<0> snob
<0> even
<0> your a locationist!
<4> haha
<4> you're
<0> don't oppress me you ****er
<4> :(
<0> you're
<0> yea
<0> I'm usually better about that one
<0> I really like berkeley
<0> usually
<4> it's all just a thinly veiled attempt at hiding my red-state shame
<4> yeah i like it there too
<4> but from a 'nice place to visit' angle
<0> so this place went up for sale around the corner from our apt.
<0> 950k
<4> ugh
<0> yea
<0> it's depressing
<4> yup
<0> I really like this area
<4> need a nice big quake
<4> yeah well, so does everyone else ;)
<0> it's generally not pretentous
<0> people aren't invasive
<4> my friend has a pretty nice place in Alameda
<4> not too far away
<0> alameda is different
<4> good neighborhood, relatively close to the water
<0> yea
<0> much more suburban
<4> sure
<4> guess it all depends what you're into


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