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<0> in ****ing greenpoint
<0> like a block from tmott's place
<1> cool like kim gordon
<2> Anyone wanna go see a donkey show?
<1> yes.
<2> http://www.thedonkeyshow.com/ (SFW)
<3> um is that SFW?
<2> yes it is
<2> all these years I thought The Donkey Show was something you had to go to Mexico to see when appearently its something you can see off broadway in NYC
<3> yes yes
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i cry when i *********e (784456938)
<4> yikes
<6> no, the donkey show is a bit different from a fag-tastic theater troupe
<4> dongs
<5> <4> You don't need eyes to **** **** (scene deleted) there we go
<4> hah
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> i've been dropping subtle hints that i'm a lesbian, even though i'm not, to one of my male friends just so that he won't like me ***ually. but lately, i've been having feelings for him. (111508133)
<3> crazed
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I wish my boyfriend was better ***ually. (737930777)
<3> owch
<0> anyone see lucky louie last night?
<4> wtf is lucky louie?
<0> hbo show
<0> 10:30 sundays
<0> pretty funny
<0> check it out in demand
<0> loius c.k
<4> ok
<0> err louis
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i am madly in love with a boy. i broke up with my boyfriend because i so badly want this boy. He is much older than me and it took me forever to convince him to like me. He always sends me mixed signals and im so desperate for him. I feel like i need to see him, like kissing him is breathing, and the rest of the day im just holding my breathe. He wants me to take off work and id be out of money and hes so mean about it [-snip-] (606572450)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> So, I work in an ordinary nothing special office cube farm full of engineers - mostly guys like me. My cube mate directly behind me is a cute blonde who has a really, really nice ***. I daydream about getting intimately acquainted with that ***.....repeatedly. She is married and has two kids. I'll let it stay as a daydream I think! (330198157)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> Sometimes i drink water too quickly, and i spill some on my chest (933906570)
<7> haha
<4> dude, you read autoweek?
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i went to the store yesterday and bought vasoline and 4 huge cucumbers (i only needed 2, but i didn't want to seem suspicious) when i came back home i shaved my ***, and then put the biggest 2 cucumbers in a big bowl filled with boiling water and left it there for 15 minutes to heat up. i took the cucumbers and went in the shower and ****ed my *** for 20 minutes in various positions while using the second cucumber to **** [-snip-] (406820828)
<4> never mind
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I've always wanted to join a white supremacy group. I want to be able to burn a cross in someone's yard and dress in white hoods. I wonder if I can get in even though I'm Asian (689810377)
<4> heh
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i love him so much and he will never love me because i'm a ****ing worthless loser. i'm so weak and pathetic and stupid and i talk too much and i'm ugly. i used to be really fat but now i'm anorexic, and i think i might not even be ugly anymore but i just cant tell because when i look in the mirror, i just want to vomit. i want to dissapear. i'm a peice of **** that nobody could love. i'm a two faced backstabbing bitch. i [-snip-] (586274355)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I'm sad and i don't know what to do about it. I really need a good relationship or womething. Not that I've had that many, but it seems that happy people are the ones who are in love. (779395782)
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> I think I'm falling in love with the girl. She always acts so funny and energetic, but I know that she fights a daily battle with depression. I just want her to know that I care about her and want her to be truly happy. I wonder if she could ever see me as more than just her "nice guy" friend. (482086393)
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> Sometimes i like to pretend my lover is a cat. and feed him milk in a dish on the kitchen floor (132136614)
<3> hahahaha
<3> ahh thats funny
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i hate fat people who love being fat. "oh be proud of it, gurl!" you're fat because you have no damn self-control, i don't see how that's anything to proud of. (743777572)
<8> heh
<6> no ****
<8> http://www.naafa.org/
<8> they have a summer convention called "Big Summer Fun"
<0> ok, that connie chung video is bizzare.
<8> ?
<4> url us
<0> http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/connie_croaks_adieu_entertainment_michael_shain.htm
<0> article about it
<5> I can't find the short url.
<0> http://www.youtube.com/v/TcozKfpbmaA
<0> video
<8> pair of american soldiers kidnapped in iraq. "they will be beheaded for the glory of god"
<8> here we go again
<0> i hear they burn the bodies to produce electricity
<8> you need good lighting when you **** your sheep over there
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> *sigh* i'm still waiting for you. God damnit i can't take it anymore. (988516926)
<9> grouphug
<5> <9> I'm thinking of ending a year-long relationship with a girl, because I had a tryst with a girl I had feelings for the past three years. (103384399)
<10> grouphug
<5> <10> I have no real skills, despite having a high school and college degree I am capable of nothing. Everyone thinks I'm smart but if they only knew how lazy and stupid i am i doubt they would keep me alive. (819642778)
<8> YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming (AP) -- A woman lost her footing after stepping over a retaining wall to take a photograph and went over a cliff, falling 500 feet to her death in a canyon, Yellowstone National Park officials said.
<8> the family plans on sueing yellowstone "for every penny they have"
<10> grouphug
<5> <10> I love my boyfriend so much. I want to **** him hard. Bad... He hasn't even kissed me yet. (211956837)
<11> uhg
<2> psycho in training
<0> she loves the cock
<5> <0> Some kind of gay foxhole as far as I can tell
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> my boy dumped me.. he broke up with me.. but ever since he wont stop messaging and calling and saying he wants to see me.. why is he confusing me like this? HE dumped ME... (235513289)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I once ate my own faeces for a dare to try and impress a girl i liked. (924914829)
<4> yeesh
<11> that'll seal the deal
<11> for sure
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> i met a boy unlike any other boy and we both dug each other but i had a boyfriend and i was loyal to him even though i wanted to break up with him in the first place. i am still with my boyfriend but i am bitter about losing the first boy. i try to break up with him but he is my best friend. it is like incest to me. (881166125)
<11> lame
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> i like to urinate in public as often as possible, for no apparant reason. im kinda just lazy, but then its funny too (970006760)
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> I have disordered eating. I think about my weight all day long. I can't stop. I obsessively count calories and dream of being a size 0. And even though I know this isn't "normal"... I'm really not all that bothered by it. (316893195)
<12> grouphug
<5> <12> i fantasize about guys ****ing me off (602027391)
<3> yow
<5> Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy?
<11> grouphug
<5> <11> i told my mom once that i wished she was dead while we were fighting. i was eventually forgiven, but to this day i still feel guilty for saying it. (312668437)
<4> grouphug
<5> <4> I want to beat fat people mercilessly because they are so fat and hideous and unattractive. Same with teenagers with acne. Just wash your face with soap. I did when I was that age, and I never had out-of-control blemishes. (823670103)
<3> what a ****ing ***hole idiot
<8> hahah
<6> acne is an infection
<8> so is linux
<13> doh!
<5> Hahahahaha, I'm so funny.
<6> when I was 16, I had greasy skin nonstop
<6> wash it, 15 minutes laterit's greasy again
<13> "when I was 17, I drank some beer...
<6> I even tried rubbng alcohol
<6> dry skin, coated in a layer of grease
<8> we had a kid in hs try using acid from chemistry cl*** he was that desperate
<0> you need worm sperm
<0> it works wonders
<14> brake cleaner
<14> the good old stuff
<0> denatured alcohol
<8> 3 parts hydrocholric, 2 parts water, 5 parts stupidity
<15> i had horrible acne in middle school :/
<3> a lot of friends of mine did too
<0> cockacne
<5> <0> Q: What did the teacup say to the teapot A: I'm going to spurt off all over your dumb face
<3> hah
<0> saq pimples are the worst
<0> 1-2x a year i get one
<3> thats called herpies bro
<15> saq pimples?
<0> man they hurt.
<15> heh
<3> HPV
<3> grouphug
<5> <3> It's taken me 6 years to figure out an important cycle. I spent 17 years trying desperately to fall in love. I finally did it! Then..OW! I spent several more years trying to fall out of love. Phew! Now, well, guess what I want again? Let your heart beat on it's own terms. I've stayed up late wimpering a few too many nights, and now my eyes are puffy and my chest hurts. I have learned my lessons. (506486191)
<0> naw, these are just regular whiteheads
<0> the ones i get on my anus^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H
<3> that can NOT be pleasant
<11> I've had that
<11> first thing I thought was
<11> "that ****ing bitch..."
<0> hah
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