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<0> oh noesss
<0> the humanity
<1> thats ok, years ago in the sgi newsgroups we had kiddies arguing that irix wasnt ready for the enterprise because it didnt have color ls
<2> hahah
<2> "enterprise"
<2> is freebsd ready for the tnerprise?
<1> does it have color ls?
<2> it can be made to have it
<2> :P
<1> well then! it must be
<2> but i guess linux wins for having 3l33t hax0r colors everywhere
<1> DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison.
<0> I hate colors
<0> nay, loathe
<2> wtf
<0> cheating makes baby jesus cry



<0> and apparently Michigan gets paid top dollar for inmates
<1> not to be outdone, Kentucky will soon put adulterers to death
<2> huh
<2> is this onion
<1> no the first story is real
<1> man is facing life in prison with no parole for cheating.
<3> man
<1> another reason to not get married.
<1> The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal ***ual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.
<3> which state?
<1> michicagn
<2> hahha
<2> holy ****
<2> i'd better bang some married women before it becomes highly illegal
<4> yeah
<3> heh
<4> they're the best
<5> damn right :p
<0> har har
<2> actually, they are
<3> gjvc: what is this i hear about your writting an apache module?
<3> mod_cox?
<4> bigbambu: http://www.gjvc.com/software/apache/modules/
<2> omg
<2> gjvc, you're wikud smaht
<3> automatically rotated logs
<3> NICE
<2> bout frigging time
<2> is that for 2.0
<2> 2.2 etc.
<4> 2.2
<4> got a few fixes for a 1.01 version ready
<2> i've been doing that crap for so long with scripts
<2> and i find it highly annoying
<4> it's pathetic
<2> it is
<3> nothing like a 2gb log file killing apache
<2> its stupid they didnt code that in since 1.1
<4> can't hook the error log
<4> that's the problem
<2> exactly
<2> it needs a restart
<2> its just sloppy
<4> cronolog works
<2> my rotate scripts work, but they are ghetto
<4> but who wants a ****ing extra process per vhost?
<2> it just feels wrong
<3> apache is also awesome about keeping file handles open
<2> i guess it'd be like having *** with a midget
<3> when you rotate
<4> wow, access.log blowing uppe!
<3> im gonna install mod_cox_backdoor now
<4> lrwxr-xr-x 1 apache apache 53 Jan 18 22:18 /web/sites/gjvc.com/log/access.log@ -> /web//sites//gjvc.com/log/2007/01/20070118-access.log
<3> see how it treats me
<4> :-)
<2> gjvc, dont foget to add gzip compression option
<2> etc.
<3> is children of men as DOPE as people are making it out to be?
<4> jd, not possible. suggest using make(1)
<2> pfft
<2> anything is possible



<2> :)
<6> bigbambu i liked it
<4> pfft yourself
<1> bigb: not enough nudity
<6> lots of violence
<3> k
<2> pipe to gz
<2> or use libs
<3> pipe to crack
<6> bigbambu grab it off priatebay
<2> shieet
<3> i got some dvd-r
<2> i thought you were wickud smaht
<3> PAL
<2> heh
<3> came out a few days ago
<4> jd, will use lots of cpu
<3> wife and i are both home sick
<2> of course but doing it witha script would do the same
<4> hmm
<3> i havent had a stomach virus since grade school
<3> 2x since having a kid
<2> it is good idea
<2> !
<4> you want to log directly to compressed logs?
<3> BACTERIA FRAPS!
<2> add it in 2.0
<4> are you serious?
<4> buffered logs coming first
<2> not necessarily directly to compressed
<2> but zip the rotated ones
<3> gjvc: ignore jd, he is railing meth
<2> etc.
<4> jd
<4> listen to me
<3> apache can't do **** to the log once it closes it
<3> so he can't zip once its rotated
<4> do you want your httpd launching such processes?
<3> you dozy prazy
<7> gjvc
<3> prat
<2> yes, i want my httpd built into my linux gentoo kernel too
<4> sung
<2> it will make is fastarr
<7> GJVC
<2> SUNG
<4> smug
<4> what
<3> shmeg
<7> http://www.fenrus.demon.nl/
<7> kHTTPd is a http-daemon (webserver) for Linux. kHTTPd is different from other webservers in that it runs from within the Linux-kernel as a module (device-driver).
<4> so 2001
<8> heh
<3> Kae: look for a2m
<8> so somebody's-grad-school-CS-prodject
<2> sung, thats exactly what i was referring too, note, it is still stupid
<2> :)
<3> im doing a buildworld on rotten
<4> -rw-r--r-- 1 gjvc extremis 315306 Jan 7 17:25 /web/etc/apache22/cf/extremis-httpd22-beaujolais.extremis.net.cf
<4> m4 ftw
<8> biggy, whyfor?
<3> -release is oWT
<3> -prerelease is ghetto
<8> i thought everything was perfekt
<8> oh
<8> HOW SO?
<8> CHECK THE DELTAS?
<3> they patched for a dong explout
<3> sploit
<4> there is a late-breaking BIND update
<3> yea
<3> and other stuff that i am too lazy to diff out
<8> to the resolver libraries?
<2> 9.3.3?


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