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<0> aha <1> http://buriedcar.com/tulsarama.html <2> arno <1> arp <2> guess who I saw today while walking down 57th st <1> tell me <2> jackie mason <1> hah <2> I was looking at him and was gonna say something, but I'm shy and figured he gets it alot <2> but the area was so full of tourists, I doubt they recognized who he was. <1> just a thumbs up and a wink <1> that's my technique <3> you could've given him a big wet kiss <1> hah <1> oy <0> grouphug
<4> <0> im always wanting to be wanted. like everyone all the my friends go somewhere i wish they would just ask "hey man wanna come?" and if they dont, i just blow up on them thinkin that they dont care or that im not WANTED there. its really selfish but thats who i am. i guess i expect too much of my friends. but i mean, IM not a bad friend, so why should they have the right to just kick it with me when they have no one eles to [-snip-] (790671708) <5> grouphug <4> <5> I'm not bi***ual, but I pretend to be, because it gets me attention from boys (574675794) <5> dongs <4> <5> TPants it turns out "nads" is short for "gonads" which is slang for balls <5> dongs <4> <5> When you get irrational, I get stiff <5> dongs <4> <5> Remember the goth girl I married ??? Well we need to dig a goth girl sized hole. <5> dongs <4> <5> I would not have believed it myself if I didn't actually choke it down like an aluminum bat <5> dongs <4> <5> How is it that any nook or cranny you squeeze into instantly becomes crusty with men ? <5> grouphug <6> (se)men? <5> grouphug <4> <5> In public I pee my pants on purpose and hope people notice. I enjoy the attention and love the looks on peoples' faces (655823751) <5> heh <5> grouphug <4> <5> A little while back I was dating this guy and I really loved him, but then I had to leave for school and we decided to split cause we're young and we didnt know if we could do the whole long distance thing, im still in love with this guy but now he has a new girlfriend, and soon I will be going home and Ill probably see him and secretly Im hoping that he cheats on her with me, I know thats wrong but I cant help it, Im [-snip-] (118929411) <5> grouphug <4> <5> I an a female. When i was a kid, second or third grade, me and my friend , also a female,liked to play house. We would build a fort with blankets on my bunk bad and we would go in the fort and pretend we were the parents. We would pretend to have *** and make out and my mom never know about it. I am now in high school and have a wonderful boyfriend that i really love. I told him that he is the first persont that i have [-snip-] (192606308) <5> grouphug <4> <5> My wife and I own a strap on and sometimes she will put it on and **** me up the ***. We do this at least once a month and we both really get off on it. I don't really think this makes me gay because the only person to do anything like this to me has been my wife. The problem is, last week I had a complete DOT Physical, which included a prostate exam. When the doctor (who is this very ***y middle aged woman) stuck her [-snip-] (877699271) <7> http://www.kittycam.com/around-the-world/andrew/DSCF0010.JPG <4> http://urlx.org/kittycam.com/44cd6 <8> was that taken in a toilet? <7> i dont know, ask andrew <9> doot <9> what up <7> sup kae <9> nada <9> got back from knee doc <9> nothign too serious <9> probably gonna be hobbling when I'm 70 <7> good <7> so <9> gonna see a therapist to work on my knees <7> who cares at 70 <9> yea <7> you can hobble to the bingo games <7> whatever <9> in 40 years they're gonna have mad leet knee technology <9> probably be able to r un marathons <7> also, robocops <9> titanium bones <9> er <7> yeah robocop gives me wood too <9> robocop was a dude <7> i know, but it was auch a great movie <7> such <9> ok <9> I always suspected you liked the dong <7> hahaha <9> now I know you like shiney steel dong <7> um, actually i like it when women use vibrators that look metallic for some reason <7> maybe you're on to something <5> the other robocop was cool.. the evil one with the machien guns <7> ed209? <9> I'm hungry
<7> i need a good industrial electrician <5> jd, yea. i think. <7> its really not all that hard <7> but <7> theres some things i do not want to mess with <7> heh <10> jd: the same mexican caravan operators are also electricians, carpenters, masons & HVAC technicians <7> yeah but, i'm not ghetto enough to hire <5> http://youtube.com/watch?v=r_EQ5IVNPnQ <0> grouphug <4> <0> I'm dating the love of my life. He thinks I've only slept with one boy, my loser ex-boyfriend, but in reality I had three steamy *** romps with a guy I was in love with for 4 years. One was in the back of his car on a lonely road. I was afraid if I told my boyfriend, he'd think less of me. I feel guilty for not being honest. I wonder if it'll come back to haunt me. (476124311) <9> dumb*** <9> don't have to give him details <9> three romps with one guy in four years? <2> okay. the apple store (the gl*** cube) looks REALLY ****ING NEAT during a torrential downpour of rain. <5> grouphug <4> <5> I'm so in love with this guy, but he keeps breaking up with me and breaking my heart. We've been together for 14 months now, on and off. The sad thing is, everytime he breaks up with me I tell him that I'll do anything to make him happy (even if it makes me miserable) just so he'll stay with me. A lot of the time he just wants me to give him head. He's a nice guy but he's really slefish, and I want to move on, I don't [-snip-] (120695772) <0> HAHAHAHAHHA <0> "just give me head" <5> hehe <5> stupid girl <5> grouphug <4> <5> secretly, backstreets back is my all time fav song, ever since primary school. I like the punk rock, but it will never compare, none of my friends know this (168236460) <5> ok <5> grouphug <9> grouphug <4> <9> I have the greatest boyfriend ever, but am in love with someone else. The other guy went to jail for a few days. I slept with his brother in his bed while he was gone. I am such a slut, sometimes I wonder if I have a soul. (117253085) <9> haha <9> "apache isn't working, let's reboot the server" <9> "define isn't working" <10> heh <9> these ****ing contract oracle guys are shifty <11> humm I got a machine with 48gigs of mem <11> and I need to panic the system to capture the core file <11> anyone have a ruff estimate on how much swap space ill need ? <9> hope you've got some big disk <11> swap/dump device <9> 48GB of each, I presume <11> well iirc it will compress while writing to the dump device <11> and its not a full dump of all pages <9> but potentially, you could be dumping all pages and compression might not compress very much? ;> <11> ill have to write an essay to get an additional 50gigs of storage in this place <10> hah <11> 2x gig-e ports == $160 a month every month while the ports are allocated <10> gotta love funny money <12> Heya folks <12> looking for suggestions on what you think of a new site I just put up <12> I spent considerable time working, rewamping and then re-rewamping it.. <12> http://www.sendmail.tv/ <12> look professional? <13> yea I like it <14> nice site <14> we can provide consultation for: <14> * Mail Servers * DNS Servers * Web Servers * Firewalling and NAT * Financial Accounting * Business financial analysis * Budget Management. <14> but srsly <14> i wouldn't put on financial accounting or business financial analysis there <14> it's .... out of place :) <9> hi <9> I don't hink of financial accounting when I think of sendmail :> <14> ahaha <9> or .tv <12> heh <12> I love photshop and go live <12> Kae: It's my first .tv. I have .ac, .tv and who know.. .travel <12> If I could only muster some wicked photoshop skillz and f00l the .travel registry :P <15> what is .tv? Is that a country or one of those stupid new TLDs like .biz? <15> Tuvalu <15> now I have to find out what section of the globe that's in. <2> good to know <15> it's between Hawaii and Fuji, just north of Fuji. <15> in the south Pacific. <2> thanks for the geography lesson <11> anyone here on linkedin <2> yah alot I believe
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