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<0> so, I've taken on the arduous task of actually determining what my favorite songs are
<1> for what reason?
<0> I'm already up to 1gb of music that is my 'favorite'
<0> well
<0> mostly for my own amusement
<1> have you talked with sar recently?
<1> I am wondering how he likes his new phone
<0> but really thinking about what music you love and what moves you and figuring out why it moves you is important
<0> haven't talked to him in a while
<1> im not sure I could say THIS is my favorite
<2> huh
<1> sut sut
<1> woops
<0> I've determined that I like loud, b***-heavy mullatic music
<0> I will publish my playlist soon
<0> my gf already has said that she likes everything I've put on there



<0> and we have very different tastest in music
<1> I have seen some of the stuff you pull down, and I like most of it
<0> well, she said "I haven't heard one song I didn't hate"
<1> it doesnt ****!
<0> yea
<0> which is good
<0> cause she's a h8r
<1> haha
<0> I'm probably going to have a DVD's worth of stuff
<0> dude
<0> I haven't even touched any of my reggae
<1> "break in case of music emergency"
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> I wanted to say yes when he asked if he could have anal *** with me. I wanted so badly to say yes because normal *** just isnt doing it for me. But I said no because we didnt have a condom and while having *** the normal way is fine without a condom since I'm on the pill, anal is a lot less safe. I could not explain that to him. I love it when he begs though. (657600593)
<0> and I listen to more reggae than anything else
<0> it's a mountain I'm adamant to tackle
<3> irie
<0> tell me all of your secrets
<0> and I dont' have any of my old rap on mp3
<3> the old illegal smile
<1> I have a bunch if you want to reclaim
<1> heh
<0> heh
<0> soon
<1> so does eddie on flux
<2> wait
<1> stop drop KABOOM
<2> when a girls on a pill she can get pregnant by anal ***?!?
<2> wtf
<2> i dont understand
<0> jd, she can get pregnant by looking at a penis
<1> talking about stds?
<3> likely
<0> ask j0ker, that's how he had so many kids
<2> still doesnt make sense
<1> PRACTICE!
<0> now he wears underware around the house
<1> doesnt everyone?
<0> underwear
<3> wtg, kae
<2> this chick is a health cl*** dropout
<5> she thinks it's okay to have unprotected vaginal ***, but not unprotected anal ***
<0> j0ker, when you have kids, probably, when you don't, who cares
<1> yea, you aare right Kae. I cant just blithely run around nude anymore
<0> the likelyhood of semen penetrating the rectumwall to the vagina is nearly impossible
<3> leakage and calisthenics
<0> now, if it comes back out it may enter the vagina
<1> it could shoot up the anus, to the nostrals, then back in the mouth to the vagina!
<5> it doesn't matter... she's dead by now
<0> but like, we all know basic anatomy
<3> hah
<1> hah
<0> americans are too dumb for their own good
<2> yeah, shes calling in "sick" a lot at work due to her AIDS
<0> wtf
<0> now the compliance guy is the help-desk ticket nazi?
<2> haha
<0> dude
<0> I miss fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants
<2> he got demoted



<0> he probably got bored
<1> do you have a ticket in queue?!
<1> no queue for you
<2> yeah doesnt get more boirng than "compliance"
<0> I've got like two tickets that I could give a **** about
<0> for samba acess to a webserver that no one uses
<2> hah no queue for you
<2> queue nazi
<1> the "help" desk here is such a joke. They close everything as fast as possible with a resolution or not
<0> yea
<0> metrics
<2> thats better then leaving a million open
<0> we've had huge arguements with management about that ****
<2> people never close tickets anyway
<2> heh
<2> i'm one of those people
<1> haha
<0> we like to be able to leave tickets open for intermittant or issues that take a while to resolve
<0> "that'll skew our metrics"
<0> "that'll cause **** to not be fixed"
<1> metrics are BS
<0> they are
<0> most of the **** I deal with never makes it into the ticket system
<0> we actually have two ticket/change control systems
<2> kae is > the ticket system
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> I have a small penis. My girlfriend is going to be disappointed. I don't care. (148437678)
<2> hahaha
<6> grouphug
<1> hi sung
<3> too soon
<0> hmm
<0> looks like samba has problems with funny characters
<0> samba is ***
<0> need support for extended character sets
<7> character set = ISO8859-1
<7> and put whatever characters you want to support into the 'valid chars =' statement
<8> Kae: hahaha
<8> erm 30 minutes late
<9> dongs
<4> <9> I miss the good old days where I could choke down a 12 OZ dong at the corner pokery
<7> heh
<7> http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002984956
<4> http://urlx.org/editorandpublisher.com/a70d2
<0> man, I took some benadryl last night and ever since I've felt like my skin is crawling
<9> my muscle relaxers make my head feel very heavy
<0> what are you taking them for?
<9> sciatica
<9> i have spasms without em now :/
<9> well, what the dr thinks is sciatica
<9> i will know for sure by monday when bitches get around to reading my xrays
<0> oh, taht's right
<7> ugh
<10> man our id team is creepy
<10> i locked my p***word on a domain and i was searching around for a guy to unlock it
<7> poor bambu
<10> and someone magically was like "hey i saw you locked your account."
<7> I wouldnt wish sciatica on an enemy
<9> hah
<10> and i was like "yah.... dude reset it!"
<0> heh
<0> I do that to people
<0> "I see you're trying to ssh in with the incorrect user name..."
<0> always freaks them out
<11> dubya
<4> <dubya> "I think the American people.I hope the American.I don't think, let me.I hope the American people trust me.".Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
<0> heh
<10> yah it was weird too cuz it was one of the like top secret domains that only 1 dude has admin rights on.
<10> and he wasn't in and i was like "!@#$!?@#$?"
<0> heh
<10> i kept on pinging peopel going up my list trying to find someone who'd have access..
<10> cuz thats what i do when i want something done
<1> wooot
<1> wife just got her first job outta school


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