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<0> the internet is the reason
<1> double anal > doggie style
<1> maybe that's the new kinky
<0> no double anal
<0> no thats your kinky
<1> hmm no
<1> I dont need extra schlongs next to me.
<0> gay kinky
<0> i dont want some other dudes wang touching mine at all
<0> heh
<1> they can high five each other the whole time.
<1> or give tongue, one or the other.
<0> but if you do, its all good, just dont tell me about it
<0> i'm waiting for somoene to call me homophobic now for not wanting some guys dic to touch mine
<2> JD - nope..
<2> that's just your comfort level is all.



<3> grouphug
<4> <3> i'm in love with Arnold from Hey Arnold (762833334)
<3> grouphug
<5> damn paste buffer
<3> hah
<3> truncation happens
<5> shift happens
<3> hah
<5> arn0, how free are your saturdays usually?
<5> my guitar teacher is gigging on 8/19
<5> gonna try to get some folks over to see him play
<3> where, what time?
<5> Saturday August 19th
<5> w/the Labor of Love
<5> DETOUR
<5> 349 East 13th Street
<5> NY, NY
<5> 10pm-1:00am
<5> http://www.jazzatdetour.com
<6> haha
<6> E&Y aduit scripts are so ghetto
<6> audit, even
<6> nowhere do the even check ssh
<3> i'll check with the boss
<6> you working for E&Y?
<5> who?
<6> <3> i'll check with the boss
<5> hah
<6> one of the guys here makes fun of the auditors
<6> "that's what happens to french majors..." *points at auditors*
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> I have to try not to laugh out loud when people make statements relating to their religion. Like, "God helps those who help themselves" or "Jesus love me". HA HA HA, LOSERS! (971867180)
<3> hah
<7> god speaks to me through beer labels
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> I still haev respect for those guys because they are capable of releasing an album such as Calculating infinty. BUT...Irony is a Dead Scene made me want to vomit...there new stuff will probably be lame too. we'll see (417158107)
<3> weak
<5> http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=20323
<5> heh
<4> http://urlx.org/workingforchange.com/d08b8
<6> cute
<8> grouphug
<4> <8> I hated my old good friend, *Carrol* but I just pretended to be her friend because my best friend, *Katie* was friends with her. I secretly dispised her!! I wanted her to shut the **** up! Note: *names have been changed* (972944653)
<8> it's really Katie and Carroll
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> Ask me out, ask me out, ask me out! Stop flirting with me unless you're going to ASK ME OUT! **** it, I'm going to ask you out tomorrow. Ok, I lied, I'm too scared. And so the cycle perpetuates. (961430926)
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> 1/10th of my 40 Gigabyte harddrive is pornography and I'm under 18. (206388159)
<3> piker
<6> piker =?
<9> wtf else do kids under 18 have to put on their harddrives besides music and porn ?
<6> video games
<9> oh, yeah, true
<6> music, video games, porn
<6> the triumverate of modern youth culture
<6> trifecta, even
<3> troika
<3> piker = smalltime player
<6> trois
<6> ah
<0> just 1/10th?



<3> that's why he's a piker
<6> yea
<0> grouphug
<4> <0> I'm furious right now because I just read that someone raped his sister-in-law. He said he just had *** with her when she p***ed out. That's rape. It happened to me ten years ago and I still can't have *** with my husband without thinking about it. I drink all the time and I abuse percocet. I'm high and drunk right now. and I'm furious. I cut myself too. **** that mother ****ing piece of ****. He should die. (171389576)
<0> hah
<0> I didn't rape her, i just had *** with her while she was unconcious
<3> nice
<0> haha
<6> damn
<0> I didn't rape her, it was surpise ***
<0> surprise
<0> haha
<6> glad you think it's funny, dude
<0> well, how big of a moron he is, is funny
<0> but the act was not funny in itself
<6> yea, I don't really see any humor on it
<6> the dude should be castrated
<0> thats becasue you've been raped in your sleep before
<6> that's different
<0> clearly
<6> when women rape me
<6> it's not rape
<0> haha
<0> true
<6> especially if it's my SO
<0> not many men go around saying women raped them
<6> then, she can hav eme whenever she wants
<0> women should rape me more often
<0> its just so hard tof ind a woman to rape me
<6> that's the deal we worked out early on
<10> http://www.aocs.org/news/story.asp?id=293
<6> but it's not necessarily true the other way
<0> right
<0> bull**** double standards
<6> it's not bull****
<0> double standards should only be for men
<0> mens benefit!
<0> heh
<6> okay, tard
<0> shutup kae you're being a douche bag today
<0> go clean your vagina
<6> when you joke like that, people start to think you might really think that way
<0> this is irc
<0> i dont reallly think that way either, most of what i say on here is not what i really believe
<0> i just find humor in being a male pig
<6> yea but
<6> there are so many male pigs out there
<6> it's like
<6> not funny anymore :>
<6> it's old :P
<0> kae, rock on with the womens rights
<3> heh
<3> grouphug
<4> <3> i am in love with my ex girlfriend's mom... i want to **** her in the *** so bad! (924625733)
<0> your woamn wears the pants in the rleationship
<3> sweet
<0> heh'
<6> jd, you know nothing of my relationships
<0> hahaha
<0> relax
<0> you're all serious today
<6> OMG
<6> WE CAN'T HAVE THAT
<0> no
<6> OMG
<0> not on irc
<6> LIKE
<6> OMG
<6> WE CAN'T HAVE THAT ON IRC
<0> no
<0> we cannot
<6> stfu
<3> grouphug


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