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<0> BREAKING NEWS: olestra causes anal leakage
<1> I feed all my hos olestra
<0> nothing like the poop ***
<1> 'well if you could keep from ****ting yourself, my **** wouldn't slip into your ***hole so easy'
<0> 'but i have anal leakage'
<0> i don't know why i'm extracting the source code and tool chain for the linksys router, i have no idea how to use it
<0> i think broadcom drivers are not open source
<1> WTF
<1> so I open my god damn Maxtor One Touch II external 300GB drive
<1> and the ****ing drive inside says "Refurbished to MAXTOR specifications"
<1> hmm, wrong room, but still
<0> i know
<0> it's a channel actually
<0> cosmos: i ****in love embedded linux
<2> two guys @ the theather not a seat apart == ghey
<3> thats like the stall quiz



<3> grouphug
<4> <3> I want to start smoking. I know it's stupid, but I think it just looks cool, and I think it'd fit my personality perfectly. It's too much trouble to start, though. (540166640)
<5> yo
<3> hey jd
<5> hey
<2> hoi
<3> when are they going to fix your fios phus?
<3> its been forever!
<5> oh phus's fios not working so well?
<3> bouncybouncy
<5> heh
<3> jd you should just get a new box and give me the one doing bgp
<3> :)
<5> pats vs chargers
<5> next wknd
<2> I'm going tio go watch my super ex gf
<3> enjoy
<5> j0ker
<5> i plan to
<5> in about 4-6 months
<3> ack!
<3> :)
<5> or maybe sooner
<5> :)
<5> at least 1-2 months tho
<3> ok
<3> I can wait then
<5> yea?
<5> k
<3> I was going to send you a sunblade
<5> so send it
<3> its ugly though
<5> ugly?
<5> is it 1u?
<3> sunblade 100 == workstation
<5> oh
<3> yea
<3> ugly as in not rack prtetty
<3> damn
<5> so
<5> as long as it works
<3> it works well
<3> you dont care?
<3> I was thinking you wanted rack mounts only
<5> i have some shelves
<3> ok Ill get this guy updated and send you him
<6> jizzzooooker.
<3> greetings
<6> jd
<6> more nsaids!
<5> dont OD
<6> my shoulder pain went away for the better part of the day
<6> it was ****ing great
<6> first time this week it wasn't excruciating pain
<3> smoke bong hits
<3> dring tequila
<3> those will help!
<3> and silence
<7> she deserves to have exactly that happen :/
<8> psycho city
<9> grouphug



<4> <9> I just bought a shotgun... In 15 days, when I clear the background check, I'm going to kill myself... (399031226)
<7> post the video on youtube
<10> hello
<11> Q: Why are there no Arabs on Star Trek?
<11> A: Because it takes place in the future.
<3> there is no wait on rifles I thought
<6> i keep on farting
<6> 18:56 <@j0ker> there is no wait on rifles I thought
<6> it's on a per-state basis
<6> but most stores, if there's a wating period on handguns
<6> will put the same waiting period on longguns
<3> luckly not here
<3> you want a 30/30 you get a 30/30
<11> nobody sticks up a liquor store with a 30-30
<8> true, usualy it's j random handgun.
<11> lorcin!
<11> "Some of our shooters liked the way the Lorcin L-22 felt in the hand, but we wouldn't pay any amount of money for a gun that self-destructs in a couple of hundred rounds. Stay away from this one."
<8> well there's allways the AK for a long gun
<3> haha
<3> I have had a raven
<3> pretty crappy gun
<12> grouphug
<4> <12> I just got into graduate school. It's really hard. I don't seem to know anything or am able to contribute to cl*** discussions. I feel like I've faked myself out. Honestly I don't know why they accepted me, maybe it was a mistake, maybe they got my social security number mixed up with someone elses'. (275937354)
<13> i work at a college and i discovered something about life
<13> the higher your degree the less you know... except if you devote your life to research
<1> Zippy2, that's no ****
<14> grouphug
<4> <14> I like to be taken anally by my dog. (768157196)
<14> eww
<14> grouphug
<15> haw just turned my old linksys into a wifi bridge
<15> and connected a cam to it
<15> w00t
<16> arp!
<16> wake up arp :)
<15> isol, seen arp
<4> arp was last seen on IRC 27 minutes and 7 seconds ago, saying: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/07/education/edlife/07nakedparties.html?ex=1325826000&en=4ff3d98d49f32172&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss [Sun Jan 7 22:46:43 2007]
<14> arp harp :P
<17> javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);
<18> gesundheit!
<17> pretty sweet jscript code just paste it into any browser after you visit any page :)
<18> what does it do?
<3> yes
<3> what does it do?
<11> cculatespi to a precision of 0 decimal places
<18> ?
<17> takes all the images and shuffles them around
<17> just look at the code
<3> looking at the code is the reason I asked :)
<3> how do I update sshd in svcs?
<3> I want to point at a new executable for sshd
<3> I need svc schooling
<3> ahh well
<12> grouphug
<4> <12> Me and my girl freind were coked up one night and having *** after a night out. I saw my chance and slipped it up her bum. She didn't complain and just made some slightly louder grunting noises. This was cool as ****, although she was in some discomfort and had to work the next day. I smilled for a week. (238578189)
<19> is the job market hot enough these days to p*** up an offer that doesnt beat your current salary?
<20> depends on how badly your work environment blows
<12> grouphug
<4> <12> I was ***ually abused my male cousin when I was younger(im a male)Ive never thoguht about this for more than 30 seconds of my life, It is hard for me to even type this out...Im not gay at all, but what bothers me is that Ive never told anyone, and I have been able to hide it from myself for sooo long. I am pretty normal and I have no mental or emptional problems like some people that have been abused( I feel those people [-snip-] (863187343)
<0> you know what, i just love the fat chicks
<21> good t'know
<0> i was at the bar tonight and this fat chick, the way she swung her hips
<0> it was mesmorizing
<0> i swaer fat chicks know how to move their bodies and have better *** than the skinny ones
<22> lol
<22> it's the fat chicks that know how to move their bodies and such that are good :*)
<23> uh
<23> fat chicks are lame
<0> Netwalker: it is, thats why i love fat chicks
<22> hehehehe
<22> =)
<23> this isn't #fatchicks thanks
<22> wbits: different strokes, mate


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