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<0> stat
<1> you get 100mbit full
<1> set to 1000, 1000 on switchport
<1> get no link
<0> ghetto
<2> grouphug
<3> <2> i honestly believe that i am the smartest person i know, and deep down i think that i am really good looking and really witty. and when i'm talking to girls i fake being nervous about asking them out on dates by biting my lip and pausing and not having good eye contact, because they think its cute. (246014531)
<4> bigbambu the spec for gigabit is auto
<5> yah ... that's what I was thinking.
<1> yea
<4> yeah its part of the spec smack your network guy with a large cock
<3> <4> What's funniest about jews is that you wind them up and they run from Hitler
<1> i have my bge.conf
<1> saying adv_autoneg_cap 1
<1> and nothing else
<1> BOOM, nothing. no net at all



<1> i have NO bge.conf
<1> Tsuwa: get me jun, stat.
<1> i need mr jaing
<4> maybe nettune scripts are getting set
<4> what does you're running config look like after boot?
<4> for vars in $(ndd -get /dev/bge \? |awk '/adv_/{print $1}') ; do echo -n "$vars " && ndd -get /dev/hme $vars ;done
<6> Breaking News >> Report: Anna Nicole Smith Found Unresponsive in Florida Hotel, Rushed to Hospital
<6> :(
<6> OH NOES
<4> why all the hate for Anna, not many women in their 30's can **** 90 year old cock
<3> <4> They're all "can I help you" and I'm all "HUFF HUFF HUFF"
<7> http://www.valleywag.com/tech/take-money%2C-run/the-great-youtube-cashout-234941.php
<3> Title: TAKE MONEY, RUN: The great Youtube cashout - Valleywag
<3> http://urlx.org/valleywag.com/5baa4
<4> smart guys
<4> paypal -> youtube I wonder what's next
<1> efnet 4 sale
<8> just let me know where to send paypal to.
<7> wow, someone would buy an irc channel? thats crazy.
<8> well, its $0.01
<8> you arent getting rich off that
<8> but maybe it will start off a bidding war
<9> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVOSmxiGWI
<3> Title: YouTube - Knocked Up (2007) R-Rated Trailer
<8> and you might actually make a $
<8> whats rated r about that?
<0> hahaha
<0> "he's playing fetch with my kids"
<0> thats probably the best part
<8> yeh
<8> i gotta do that the next time im over at my uncle's place
<8> play fetch with his kids
<10> Can you get the number of file descriptors a process is using?
<7> yes
<7> pfiles or lsof
<8> or look in /proc
<11> geeky, tht's probably a good way to not get invited to turkey day :>
<9> arp you're so smart
<8> Kae, thats alright, im vegetarian, i skip turkey day
<11> tofurkey!
<8> haha
<11> they have these tofu corn-dogs
<8> true
<10> thanks
<11> very good actually
<11> you'd never know the idfference
<9> man we got tofu pepperoni at the house
<9> its so gross
<8> i was gonna say, some of the tofu stuff is really good
<8> tofu is better for duplicating taste of white meat
<9> my gf and her best friend are both on a diet.
<9> and her best friend is also a vegetarian.
<9> so... i am suffereing.
<7> heh
<11> wbits, uhg
<11> being a vegitarian is the same thing as being on a diet
<7> do you end up at a lot of vegeterian restaurants?
<7> kae, is it?



<11> OMG, I'M SO FAT, I PIGGED OUT ON THAT LETTUCE LAST NIGHT
<9> arp well now we don't go anywhere :)
<11> I NEED TO GO PUKE IT OUT
<8> wbits, sneak out to harveys
<8> if you have one near you
<11> ooooo
<7> some vegeterians think its okay to eat cornchips and cheeze doodles and icecream.
<4> wow I almost no longer need cable TV
<9> no harveys but... yah.
<7> phus with what
<4> www.tvtorrents.com is awesome
<7> ahh
<7> do you use fios tv?
<9> yah actually. weight watchers says veggies are okay eat as much as you want, except corn.
<4> arp in march
<4> thinking about it
<9> fios tv?
<4> march its offically available in my area
<8> im not vegan... dairy is good
<11> geeky, no fish?
<8> no fish
<9> i did make them all go for sushi for my birthday
<11> how come, if you don't mind me asking?
<9> which i thought would be okay but apparently "sushi is gross"
<8> just choice
<11> geeky, moral issue?
<8> nope
<8> i used to be a meat eater
<11> dietary/lifestyle then?
<9> i wish i could be a vegetarian but i can't.
<9> cuz i'm a *****
<8> not exactly
<11> wbits, it's mad difficult
<11> although, I think giving up sugar is probably more idfficult
<8> i just think im overly agressive when i eat meat
<9> i could never give up sugar
<8> sugar would be a killer
<9> i'm constantly drinking sugar.
<8> im not, but i do enjoy a slurpee everyday
<11> heh
<11> that is just so not good for you
<8> true
<8> but its the vice
<11> I've declared this sun update proxy software a load of ****ing crap
<8> gave up alkehol, so slurpee took its place
<11> geeky, I gave up coca cola and replaced it with tea
<8> smart man
<8> i rarely drink tea
<7> mmm alkehol
<4> this DST patch is becoming a ****ing headache
<11> as long as I have a bevrage near by, I can resist any temptation for soda
<8> arp, not just any...
<8> but expensive alkehol...
<4> OS, Java, Oracle etc.....
<11> phus, ****ing tell me about it
<7> mmmmm expensive alkehol
<11> I've got 18 jvms on my oracle box
<11> most are not even 1.4.x
<8> ouch
<8> i have to upgrade all the 1.5's to 1.5 u6
<8> what a pain
<4> we already told developers who have their own JDK's in their homeidrs were not patching them
<11> oh, stfu
<11> that's EASY
<11> phus, damn right
<11> downloading patches.ERROR: Problem encountered while downloading a patch. Determine if the file system containing the patch download directory is full; the file system is corrupted; or the directory permissions were changed during download.
<11> go go corrupted sun patch database!
<4> Wow Anna nicole smith just died
<4> holy ****
<7> actually died?
<7> guess so
<4> yeah
<7> she just had a kid too
<4> CNN) -- Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith is dead, a law enforcement source told CNN.


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