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<0> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/07/anger_bar/
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I wish my friends cared about me. (495435274)
<0> grouphug
<1> <0> I've stolen magic cards. Portal edition. (790826415)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> When I was 12, I had a close guy friend. He was 14 and we used to do everything together. We both had the day off from school, and I decided to jump his back yard fence and try to scare him by banging on his sliding gl*** patio door. As I skillfully approached the door, I saw him sitting on his living room floor jerking off with his mini terrior, Winston, licking his balls. I never said a word about the incident to him or [-snip-] (119687770)
<2> heh
<0> haha
<3> hahahah
<2> arp
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> My ex broke up with me from over 3000 miles away. I was in NYC and he was in Japan. That was in August and here it is April already and I am still single and still thinking about the horrible way he dumped me. I should be over this by now but I'm not. I still have dreams about being together with him. (708896160)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I think i love her. (450639009)



<2> weeak
<3> arn0
<3> sup
<2> next on your list: cant find my way home
<2> you're at work already?
<3> leaving now
<3> and next on my list is texas flood
<2> heh. ok
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I am fed up with everyones ****. I am old enough to decide what I want to do. I am sick of being walked on. I'm a person too! I need someone to care about me. I need someone there for me. But he obviously doesn't care. I am getting used to the fact that everyone lies to me to make me feel better. No one loves me. (370965743)
<2> aww
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> i think i have a thing for my best friend. she's a girl and so am i. she's just so cute...and nice. but the thing is, im also in love with this guy. am i a bi? (658110612)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I found my sister's "cutting kit" ie scalpels, disinfectant, bandages etc. I suppose I should be concerned but I just laughed at her for being such a dumb***. She still doesn't know I found it. What an idiot. (239824304)
<2> agreed
<4> ha
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> i know i need you. and i know u want me, but ive never delt with these feelings before. ((im scared)) my hearts already been broken...and i dont think i can deal with any more corruption. im not afraid that ur going to hurt me, im just afraid that ill forget about my exfirstlove. i want to forget about him, but im frightend to move on cuz if i do...ill have a chance of losing those memories. (634298073)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> At the moment I am growing out my finger nails only so i can have kinky *** with my boyfriend. (975256148)
<2> sweet
<0> haha
<0> http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1839476,00.html
<1> http://urlx.org/guardian.co.uk/b496f
<2> well duh
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I once put ashley keiser inside my vagina. It felt good but i was sore-ised (300447659)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> My girl has more cushion for the pushin'. (625534919)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> i have strange ***ual fantasies and i am afraid to tell him. i want to kind of be raped but not really. i like unwanted pleasure. i want to be thrown up against a wall and have my cloths ripped off and he licks my nipples and rubs my clit until im all horney and then ****s me like a wild animal. (103659895)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I love Mike!!! I want to be with him forever! (737688350)
<5> hello
<2> hola
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> When I ride city busses I think about what each man's penis looks like, and how he'd react if I sat on his lap to take him home. I've wanted to just randomly **** half the bus. (292445616)
<2> sweet
<5> joy
<2> hah
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> Im a teenage boy who constantly has to *********e, i've even had one in the toilets in Makro. This is a disease! (331059525)
<2> nah
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I didn't get his number when we met so I found him online. We started talking and I went over to his house. We ended up making out. I Heart Huckabees was the best movie I ended up not watching in a long time. I met him because my best friend had a thing for him. She doesn't know I went there. I want to see him again. (476727890)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> Because I'm a gay man I have no idea how a vagina works or what it looks like. (623461008)
<2> right
<6> uh huh
<7> haha
<8> dongs.
<1> <8> I would not have believed it myself if I didn't actually choke it down like an aluminum bat
<2> bb
<7> vaginas are great when they arent bleeding and causing their host to be bitchy
<8> arn0
<2> rj goes tonight, no?
<7> sorry, i dont know where that comment came from
<7> grouphug
<1> <7> i tried to kiss a mate but he wouldnt because hes scared my boyfriend will find out. we were in a room full of people so i turned over and had *** with my boyfriends ex girlfriend and the bloke she was getting with. i wasnt as drunk as they thought i was (500004097)
<8> i thought wang



<7> A MATE?
<2> i hope you're right
<4> whats a good laptop right now?
<2> depends on price range
<4> i want performance over weight
<4> 3k-ish range
<7> dude, powerbook
<8> macbook pro
<7> i cant use another laptop now
<8> powerbook is so last year :P
<7> i'm spoiled
<2> ya, it's wang
<7> whatever
<7> macbook is the same idea
<8> yea, wang on 1 day extra rest
<7> just different arch
<4> and this new apple thing that can play windows games works ok?
<8> to keep the princeses on normal rest
<2> heh. right
<2> they're skipping lidle then
<8> yea
<8> this time around
<2> strange
<8> but they have like 20 games in 21 days
<8> so i guess its best to rest someone now
<2> ah, right
<8> ponson is even gonna start the 2nd game of a doubleheader in fenway
<8> which is terrifying.
<8> err
<2> oh man
<8> man, is it just me or are t2000 very finicky when netbooting?
<2> it's you
<8> i find that to be especialy true when bootparams points to non-existant os
<2> hah
<2> that would tend to cause problems, ya
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I am afriad of breaking up with my girlfriend because i have a feeling she will kill herself. I am confused (902880591)
<9> Someone has too high an opinion of themselves ;)
<7> so keep her and treat her like your property
<7> and if she steps out of line, lay the smack down
<7> :)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> the first guy i was ever intimate with basically cheated on me for two weeks. he's single again now. i hate him but all the same i can't stop loving him, even though i'd never say it to his face. (965686211)
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I am in love with someone who doesn't love me back. (248250262)
<2> aww
<7> good ol' love hate
<7> hate and love at the same time
<8> man, i want chipotle for lunch
<7> from WENDYS?
<8> but got no one to go with anymore
<2> oy
<2> so go it alone
<8> i think i might
<2> that's the spirit!
<8> depends on how lazy i feel at noon
<2> mmm, chipotle
<8> carnitas burrito
<2> fajitas
<8> hrm
<8> is tonight an 8pm game?
<8> yup, 8.05
<2> ya
<2> midwest ****ers
<8> indeed
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> yesterday i was at work smiling, the day was ending soon. all of a sudden i felt a load of crap drop into my lowest bowels. i got up and walked fast towards the bathroom so as not to alarm anyone by running. then the janitors were in that bathroom cleaning up, so i took off on a dead run towards the other bathroom (on the other side of the plant). but the diarrhea was coming out as i ran so i slowed down, clinching my [-snip-] (713612968)
<2> foo!
<2> and it's clenching, btw
<2> nothing's worse than an illiterate with no sphincter control.
<8> pickle ****er!
<2> hah
<2> grouphug
<1> <2> I am male 44, and have been gaining alot of weight the last few years. I think I am stressed out and worried too much of the time. I feel my world will collapse one of these days. (518975823)


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