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<0> Gi = karate getup
<1> oh
<0> yea
<1> righright
<0> there's something appealing about a woman that knock me out
<1> i'm not into the muscle chicks tho
<0> neither am I
<1> :|
<1> they freak me out
<0> I've sparred some chicks that are quite feminine that could deliver the beat-downs of required
<1> cool
<0> I'd put them through a wall if I made contact
<1> that is great
<1> much respect
<0> but they were generally faster and more nimble
<0> it's all good stuff
<1> if i was a woman i'd just learn 50 ways to kick a guy i nthe nuts
<1> from 50 different places
<1> of course, then we wouldnt have fun fighting them
<1> but as far as self-defense
<1> alright, i gotta run
<1> later
<0> hah
<2> cocks
<3> <2> My nuts are swollen up like balloons
<4> I actually saw a "snakes on a plane" preview last night
<5> no way that's cool
<4> I looked over, saw sam jackson, saw some snakes, and figured it could only be one thing, and it was
<5> man that movie is going to be messed up
<2> well samuel jackson is very picky about the movies he casts in s
<2> so it might be interesting
<2> he's turned down some pretty good roles
<5> I think it ought to be pretty funny
<2> yeah
<5> man I work with some dumb ***es.
<5> calling me 10 minutes after the deadline has p***ed to tell me your jobs are "allmost" done after I've put backups on hold is not going to make me pull them off hold
<6> no sopranos tonight ?
<5> dunno I don't normaly watch it
<0> doot
<5> fuggin users
<5> majorly annoying
<0> but they give you purpose for being
<7> yeah well
<7> when the only tool you've got is a nailgun
<7> every problem looks like a messiah
<5> heh true
<7> i want a bumper sticker with that on it
<5> I've just found out that every month at the end of the month the users screw around letting accting jobs run late
<7> i'm sure i'd end up with my car egged or something
<7> but what the hell
<5> it'd allmost be worth it
<7> right next to the "nuke the whales" one
<0> heh
<0> berkeley is the bumper-sticker capital of the world
<7> yeah
<7> i'm pretty sure that some people are getting around having body work done
<7> they just get enough stickers to hold the metal together
<5> well that makes commuting a bit more interesting
<7> in some cases wrapping into a complete exoskeleton
<0> yea
<0> the art cars are extension of that
<0> celebrating the jalopy
<0> the berkeley day festival is in a couple of months
<0> it's a real blast
<7> i don't mind original ones with some thought put into them
<0> "Eat More Bush"
<0> etc
<7> "save the trees, eat a beaver"
<8> Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
<0> conserve water, shower together
<9> http://www.fromthewilderness.com/
<2> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/29/looters.sentenced.ap/index.html
<3> http://urlx.org/cnn.com/6a74a
<2> insane
<2> http://www.break.com/index/crazyfox20.html
<10> "With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can crack nuts with your penis"
<11> http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/29/content_629422.htm
<3> http://urlx.org/com.cn/2147e
<11> looks like urlx has a lot to learn about truncating URLs
<11> tinyurl forever
<5> gah morning
<5> I think I'm going to go back to bed for awhile
<12> gimpses
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I like going to Target, and seeing all the bitches with their hot boyfriends, and saying to myself "I almost wish I was with their boyfriend...almost, but not quite." (510716302)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I am bi***ual and I keep my homo***ual tendencies hidden. (385550817)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I often claim the confessions on this website as my own when, in fact, they are not. . . (510316842)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i am a woman. there are many men who want to do it with me. sometimes i just want to go from door to door, having them service me like the sluts they are. (512595746)
<12> hah
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> today is the worst day of my entire life (519812404)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I lied and told some people that I had cancer to get them off my back. (547761857)
<13> of course, the person nearest to me is coughing like she has TB
<12> nice
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i hate my life and but enjoy it too. i lie to everyone about everything these days just to keep secrets a secret. i think i get myself into trouble because i love *** and will take it when ever the opportunity arises. i feel like my best friend isn't my best friend anymore ever since he found himself a 'gf'. she's replaced me as being the girl in his life. i hate it but i dont care. i'm not jealous of them...i'm happy. i [-snip-] (201114891)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I get off on skinning small areas of flesh off of myself and rubbing half-slices of lemon over the raw meat. (732893007)
<12> ouch
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i firmly believe that the only forces in the universe are those that can be measured by science (106657043)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> sometimes, while *********ing, i imagine what it would be like to not have limbs. (395281743)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i do not enjoy casual ***. especially with large women. (555213370)
<12> heh
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I once missed a plane by 24 hours because I had the dates messed up in my head and hadn't bothered to double check the ticket. I sheepishly paid a fee to have it rescheduled. The trip was work related and my non-appearance was a big mystery to everyone until I finally turned up. So much for giving an impression of competence, huh? (463608410)
<12> ya think?
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I have become too dependent. I fell in love which i said i never would and know it will be over in a while and just cannot comprehend how i will go on with life when he leaves me cause i know he will (355973576)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I live in the beautiful French Riviera and I hate it. I feel it is a place where shallow people come to waste their lives. (212206345)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I'm in love with a girl that I can't have. Not because of her age, but she doesn't look at me that way. Only as friends, who now rarely see each other now. (276367011)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> Im head over heals with my gf. She thinks she doesn't deserve me. It was like the movies. Attaining the uncatchable girl. Having her love you. Have the happy ending. Oh yeah, I'm only 20. I find she has A history of depression. Tonight I watched her on webcam try to commit suicide... She's not craizy. There were no signs. I talked to her while she cut herself. It was like she was someone else. The parents phone is off.. [-snip-] (760241919)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I miss her. (264589088)
<12> weak
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> nothing felt as good as the night when we stayed out last lighting off fireworks in a residential area. the danger made it exciting. and i pretended that they represented the way we felt for each other. and you looked at me during one of them, and for a moment, i wanted to kiss you. (640532465)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> Whoa! The poo I just made at work is the stinkiest one in the world! 101 on the stink'o'meter! (961603462)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> This ****s.I got to get back into my old ruteen.Eatin and sleepin and workin and ****in and chuga chuga chuga chuga,chuga chuga chuga chuga,woooohoooo. (722282874)
<12> ruteen?
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i come to this website constantly looking for ***ual arousing from your pervy stories... (582000287)
<12> hah
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I really want to screw my Boss' wife. I feel guilty cause they have treated me like family and he's probably my best friend. But she is just so damned hot. What's funny is I think they might be into it. They're very liberal people with "colorful" pasts, and I think hints have been made every now and again on their part. I don't know for sure though and I don't want to ruin our friendship's, so I guess I'll just continue [-snip-] (158231716)
<12> ...wanking
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> I told the guys at work that my wife is a real dog. So i took a picture of my mounting my sheppard (899235422)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> For halloween i put on a dress, mascara and a wig. My friends didn't laugh. What does that mean? (977345620)
<12> heh
<14> hmmm
<14> didn't realise the solaris 8 filesystem limit was as low as 1 tb
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> i'm still totally in love with my ex-girlfriend. but she's got a new girlfriend, and i'm dating a boy and having all kinds of ***. i wish i was outgoing and confident, because i wouldn't need him & i could be all kinds of slutty (and i would be). i like ***. i like my boyfriend, too, but. but. i don't know. anyway, my ex lives goes to school on the other side of the country but we were both home for thanksgiving this past [-snip-] (169327599)
<12> grouphug
<3> <12> sometimes I wash my hands at public rest rooms just to encourage others to wash their hands. If I were alone I wouldn't bother... (998587329)
<15> :D
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