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<0> <5> I think the reason that people feel like most entries actually apply to them is that... we all feel guilty of something... and when that guilt is voiced... well uh yeah, you'd definitely be paranoid.... It's like that activity where you and your cl*** write down some random stuff about yourself on a slip of paper, put it in a basket, and then try to guess who it is. You can usually tell because the people the slips refer [-snip-] (156380449)
<1> grouphug
<0> <1> I have a confession to make. Everytime I come here and want to make a confession I go into utter paranoia mode thinking someone I know, somewhere, would realize it was me. My confession would no doubt be dark and depressing and have lots to do with *** drugs and depression. but if anyone at work found out it was me I couldn't face them anymore.-=- (941378293)
<2> everyone should install weatherbug to track this heatwave!
<3> weatherbug?
<3> i wonder if everyone networked their cpu temperature sensors together it would be detectable that way
<3> i expect you'd see something if you averaged it out enough
<2> i expect you'd see DONGS.
<0> <2> Holy balls in the face and neck area
<4> weatherbug is a weater deamon <malware> for your puter
<4> I guess they are not malware anymore though
<3> ahh
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> I enjoy working out for an hour or so, to work up a good sweat. Then i reach down to my hairy taint and get my finger all wet. I **** it and it gives me intense pleasure. I am hawt. -Kill (300678622)
<2> hah
<2> MY HAIRY TAINT would be an awesome band man



<2> err band name
<4> hahaha
<2> esp if whats his face was in the band
<2> minutemen guy
<2> who had like cancer of the taint
<2> mike watt
<6> heh
<5> taintinoma?
<2> In January of 2000, Watt fell ill with an infection of his perineum, forcing the punk legend into emergency surgery and nine weeks of bedrest in his San Pedro apartment.
<5> damn
<5> beware friction
<7> what's a perineum
<2> Watt's brush with death, which was caused by an abscess on his perineum (delicately described by Watt as "the taint," or that section of skin that separates *** from balls)?
<5> taint
<6> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineum
<5> the technikul term
<5> mm, pudendi
<7> hah
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> i go to work and look at porn for most the day well the boss is out. (832631957)
<4> was it peirced?
<2> how does one peirce a taint?
<4> how does one infect said taint?
<4> something had to be going on down there
<2> http://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol45_5/4550002.htm
<8> abscess can be caused by lots of things
<8> but piercing there doesn't seem logical
<2> yea
<8> that's almopst as retarded as piercing your anus
<2> how do you put the post on the earing?
<4> its just a weird place to fall ill
<8> biggy, maybe it was a ring?
<4> thats what I was thinking
<4> visualizing actually
<2> ***hoop?
<4> haha
<2> hrm
<2> i wonder if there are any indians named ashoop
<4> sitting around watching House all day makes me want to be a diagnstition
<4> or whatever he is
<9> haha
<9> yeah
<1> that's a great show
<9> thats how is great
<2> http://spring.newsvine.com/_news/2006/08/01/307864-stephen-colbert-causes-chaos-on-wikipedia-gets-blocked-from-site
<0> http://urlx.org/newsvine.com/fa8f1
<4> tumor
<9> they almost ruined it by bringing in Notorius BIG
<9> but then they realized it was dumb
<9> and got rid of him
<4> haha
<4> you mean the guy who donated a ton of money?
<9> yeah
<4> I was glad when he left too
<4> ****erguy
<4> im all caught up on deadwood too
<4> George Herst was a big meanie
<1> j0ker: Are you watching Deadwood in HD?
<4> yup
<4> its real good too
<1> ugh... eye socket.



<4> hahaha
<4> that was a good fight scene
<1> That was like the second show I watched when the TV was delivered...
<8> haha
<1> I was amazed and nausous at the same time
<4> HBO is making some entertaing stuff
<4> Im waiting for more Sopranos
<10> entourage is good
<10> i don't like deadwood
<9> ken dog
<9> move that fugging site yet
<9> ?
<9> :)
<4> what mounts .dmg files in windows?
<4> anyone?
<4> and dont say ultraiso cause it doesnt
<8> alcohol?
<8> dude, there are so many stupid ****ing formats
<4> no kidding
<8> I had to download like 8 programs to unpack a 2MB image
<4> haha
<8> they need to stick with iso9660 or something
<8> some oepn standard
<4> damn
<4> alcohol will mount but not read
<8> that ain't riiight
<4> hahaha
<4> i dont want whats in that file enough to go look for the right tool to open it
<4> bah
<8> yea
<5> grouphug
<0> <5> I frequently fantasize about one of my professors. (300088176)
<11> nothing mounts .dmg in xp that i could find
<4> lame
<8> linux?
<11> mac
<4> yea its a mac format
<8> ah
<4> im deleting it
<8> I want a mac at work
<12> me too.
<8> aren't you self-employed?
<12> I am getting so tired of pasting with my mouse
<8> yo, raz
<4> um yea
<12> aqctually I just bought my wife a macbook pro or whatever it is
<12> the new tibook
<8> yea, nifty?
<12> eh.
<12> I don't really see how it is so easy and user friendly
<8> really?
<8> my mom loves her mac
<12> if you _start from zero_ and know nothing and have no notions or past experience, then yes, I could see how it might be easier to use than X
<8> my MOM, dude
<12> err, XYZ, not "X"
<12> but there is just **** that drives me batty
<12> like, why can't I use the home and end keys in _any dialog ever_ ?
<8> but alas, my mom is in the publishing industry, so they use macs almost exclusively
<1> I'm so close to buying my dad and stepmom a Mini...
<8> heh
<12> I mean, using home and end to move around dialog boxes and insertion boxes is so fast and efficient
<8> that is funny
<12> go to your URL in your browser and hit home and end - nothing happens.
<8> (funny weird)
<12> why are home and end even keys ?
<8> huh
<8> sure it's just not you? ;>
<12> or shift-end or shift-home for highlighting ... these are speedup actions that are pretty standard across most X UIs and Windows as well, and they ae just missing on the mac.
<12> and the whole one button mouse - they really need to just cave in.
<3> grouphug
<0> <3> Do I miss you? Do I?? Why do you keep popping in my head after 4 years?! Why!! Hippo? What the hell is wrong with me?! Obviously you have moved on, you found someone so what the hell am I thinking?! Freaking wish I would just move on with this stupid life! Freak man!! What the hell is wrong with me?! Why this kind of punishment?! Why does he keep coming in my head?!!! Whyyyyy! God help me?! It has been well over three [-snip-] (961798485)
<3> grouphug
<0> <3> I think i might be retarded and nobody had told me. (506422171)
<3> quite possible


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