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<0> stick it up your anus
<1> with pleasure
<2> its full with two other sets of robes and wizard hats.
<2> :(
<1> mine is free
<3> leanna, how are you?
<1> but hold on, it's full
<2> oh my god
<2> are you bleeding?
<2> thats quite an insertion
<2> dude
<2> give me that ****ing dodge
<2> i need a new car



<1> dude
<1> i'm ****ing bleeding
<1> and stretched open
<1> i think I need medical help
<1> this is worse than the time your baby sister stacked her building blocks in there
<2> oops
<1> ..
<1> you bumbling fool!
<2> dammit
<2> i put on my robe and wizard hat.
<2> it smells bad.
<2> mmmm
<1> it taste like my grandmothers old cooking
<2> ****. i need a new robe and wizard hat
<2> that was my last one
<2> that you ate
<1> the feeling and thought of my penis and your shovel in your anus feels so good
<1> your shell is so soft
<2> i know
<1> sry :/
<1> i didn't think i'd actually eat it
<1> it was an accident
<2> its ok
<2> it happens from time to time.
<1> i'll repay it with my paper route
<1> im only 11
<2> 11?
<2> thats ok i'm 15
<1> do u like that??
<1> ok
<2> o god yes
<1> where r u from?
<2> the moon
<1> i'm also from there
<2> cool!
<0> retards
<1> beautiful weather at this time of the year
<2> tell me about it
<1> comets and stars dancing in the skies
<2> sometimes it gets pretty cold though
<1> hey leeanna
<2> leeanna will you sell me a robe and wizard hat?
<2> i'll give you $15
<2> but
<2> not just any dollars
<2> they're MOON dollars
<2> theyre worth 3 US dollars
<1> unless you want to get anal ****ed by me and turtle man here, i suggest you go stick your shampoo bottle into your cunt.
<1> and shadap
<2> i want to see her do that
<1> me too
<0> better than your little baby ****



<1> that's why i said that
<1> im only 11
<1> why u doing this to me
<2> TAKE MY ****ING MOON DOLLARS YOU STUPID BITCH
<1> SLUT
<1> I SAID STICK THAT ****ING SHAMPOO BOTTLE INTO YOUR CUNT.
<2> UAEUAEUALEUALEUALEUALEUL
<0> the operators here need to know that there are 11 year olds on here
<2> oh sweet! dude!
<2> look over there! in the corner!
<1> FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN AN ANAL AND FRONTAL **** BY THE RAT AND TURTLE.
<1> oh man!
<2> leeanne now you dont get my moon dollars
<2> man you got owned
<1> yeah bitch
<1> they were MOON dollars
<1> not just ordinary dollars
<1> but you missed out
<2> yah
<2> if Splinter3 eats my stuff again on accident
<2> i may have to give you moon dollars though
<2> so stick around
<2> you never know
<2> i put on my robe and wizard hat.
<1> Alas!
<1> My lover!
<1> Fate calls for us to part.
<2> no!
<1> I shall leave you with these words;
<1> it, so, long, without, puppy, nineteen, forensic, unfathomable, sally,
<1> but you know that she not, really my aunt!
<2> i will never forget our time together, Splinter3
<2> the answer is
<2> 43
<1> oh donatello, you're so wise!
<1> I only wish we could've danced during a time of peace!
<2> shut up bitch and make me a sandwich
<2> thanks
<2> sorry i got angry
<2> here
<1> it's no problem
<1> give me all of your ****ing moon dollars
<2> ****
<4> i put on my robe and wizard hat.
<5> hi rolf
<4> hi
<4> Devilgr|: i put on my robe and wizard hat.
<6> good for u
<5> annd?
<4> shut up
<7> i put on my robe and wizard hat.
<7> come on dammit
<7> im horny and i'm from the moon
<7> on the moon, nerds get thier pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks
<5> snicker
<0> yay
<7> :(
<8> Now behave Johnny5 or I will have to put on my big boots.
<5> umm johnny how old are u
<5> jayyy
<7> 21
<5> *sqeeze*
<8> Heya MsTeazer
<5> ")
<8> How you doin tonight miss?
<5> ooh u know..


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